River God: Kind human~ Is that a golden axe or a silver axe that you dropped into the river?

Chen Jue: Neither, grandpa. What I dropped is a wooden axe with a durability of 60!

River God: WTF? ? ?

(When a casual farming game called "Minecraft" accidentally invades reality, just be a happy block digger!)

PS: This book is also known as "I Play MC in the Real World", "My Axe Has Durability", "No Zombies Will Spawn When It's Dark", and "The Earth Has Become Cube".