In his past life, Jon Snow was a docile, lazy bum, dreaming of a life of easy success. This life, he finally gets to win without lifting a finger, but is forcibly bound to the "Dog-like System." [The Intelligent Striving System is at your service, automatically loading plot points such as "Queen, you don't want this either."] Then, the transmigrator is put into one-click management, forced to watch helplessly as he walks towards Cersei… Jon: "Holy crap? Stop it! Stop it now!" In the end, even the White Walkers declare that this world needs a lewd king! This book is also known as: *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Lay Down, But the System Pushes Him Forward*, *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Lay Down, But the Dog System Makes Him Strive Forward*, *Game of Thrones Jon, My Narration Has Some Problems*, and *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Quietly Be a Life of Ease*.

"Queen Cersei, you don't want Joffrey to lose his throne, do you?"

"Listen, Dragon Queen, you and Jon must never be together..."

"Night King, this is dragon glass and a non-aggression pact. Choose one."

"Conspiracies and intrigues are always one step behind me, long live the peeping screen!"

Despite the unfavorable start, as a skinchanger, Hot Pie decided to use the secrets he knew to help himself ascend the Iron Throne step by step.