“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”

Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!

Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.

“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”

Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.

A teenager who obtained a life simulator, with the help of the life simulator, went from an inexperienced martial artist to the peak of cultivation, seeking immortals and chasing gods, paving the way for all living beings, and eventually becoming a generation of Taoist ancestors. [Avenue is fifty, Tianyan is forty-nine, escape to one of them! Therefore, everything in the world has a chance of life! 】

Sixteen years old: You broke through the ninth-rank martial artist, in order to deter all the enemies with ulterior motives.

Two hundred years old: You broke the bondage of heaven and earth, opened the body of the gods, and witnessed the way of immortals.

Three hundred years old: You realize the nature of heaven and earth, and prove the way of heaven and immortals.

Seven hundred and eighty-six years old: You have five proofs of the immortal way, one step to the sky, and the position of the monarch.

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After countless simulations, [You have opened up an immortal path for all sentient beings and are respected as the Taoist ancestor. 】

The young master of a powerful family who traveled through the fantasy world was reprimanded for misdeeds because he sneezed during the banquet, and was sent out of his ancestral house to live in a remote courtyard.

Chu Xuan didn't care at all, as long as there was a place to stay, it was enough. With the system, the more you stay stronger, the stronger you only need to stay.

Staying for a day, rewarding the Unbreakable Magical Art of King Kong...

Staying for a month, rewarding Unmoving as a Mountain...

Staying for a year, rewarding Jade Void Immortal Sutra + 100 Years of Cultivation...

Staying for ten years, rewarding Chaos Indestructible + Chaos Clock...

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Chu Xuan said, no one wants me to go out, I just like to stay home!

The new book set sail, welcome to tease o(*￣︶￣*)o

Mysterious recovery, strange coming.

The prosperous paradise of the past was divided by forbidden areas, and the roaring and frantic strange words were entangled in the dead streets.

The blood moon volleyed into the sky, and the huge figure floated in the darkness. The shadow of the evil god shrouded the world that was about to collapse…

Su Heng, who was terminally ill, fell into a dream and became a myth template editor.

There are golden long snakes that are enough to surround the world, master the power of elements, monsters with nine huge fox tails like clouds, cataclysmic dragons whose body temperature exceeds the sun, and dark star titans as huge as planets that are gathered together by gravity.

The long snake around the ground, the world tree at dusk, the cataclysm, the black emperor… When a mythical-level template was born from Su Heng’s hands, even the Heretic God could only tremble.

In Tianlan Continent, there is a magic store called Origin Mall.

The Coke here can make people full of vitality in an instant; the spicy bars here can make people fight one another; the games here can make people improve their cultivation; the novels here can make people understand profound techniques.

Here there are infinite goods to choose from, including leisure, entertainment, dining, and training.

Oh, by the way, remember one thing. Don’t cause trouble in the store, because the owner is very strong.