After traveling to the world of pirates and being bound to the most powerful bandit system, as long as he behaves like a bandit, he can get a certain degree of reward. Qi Bai had no choice but to be 'forced' to become a bandit, so... "Red Hair, your daughter Uta has been kidnapped by me! You don't want anything to happen to your daughter, do you?" "White Beard, Ace is in my hands now! What price do you think you can pay to redeem him!" "Garp, your grandson Luffy is in my hands! You don't want to send your son away when you are old, do you?" "Kaido, your daughter Yamato is in my hands! You don't want to have a grandson so soon, do you?" "Five Elder Stars, the Celestial Dragons have been kidnapped by me..." "..." On the holy land of Marijoa, Qi Bai, who had just dealt with Im, lit a cigarette for himself: "Don't worry, let me finish this last job, and then I'll go to the next world!"

[Original Nature-Type Popo Fruit] [Veteran of the Roger Pirates] [Gold, Silver, Bronze, and Iron] [Supreme Orange Juice] [The First User of the Face Fruit]…

As a witness and firsthand experience of both the old and new eras, Kyle’s achievements are countless, but when it comes to turning points in his life, he can’t help but recall an afternoon when he was six years old.

“A… Ace?!”

No, no!

Sorry, sir, I didn’t recognize you just now!

This is clearly Ace’s father—young Gol D. Roger!

“Little Kyle, I’ve taken a fancy to you! Are you interested in going out to sea with us? Let’s see what the ocean really looks like!”

The legendary succubus unleashed her power, and the only thing she could hold back was this↑

…

Decades later, during the Battle of Marineford, a mature, middle-aged handsome uncle descended from the sky.

“Ah, Mina-san, excuse me, it’s time for my naughty nephew to go home for dinner!”

Wayne, who transmigrated into the body of a pirate, awakened the Good Citizen System.

Living in the world of One Piece, he must strictly adhere to the labor laws of his previous life, arriving at work and leaving on time.

As long as he strictly follows the rules, he will reap a bountiful harvest every day.

Physical fitness, swordsmanship, martial arts, and domineering presence.

Everything you could want!

And so began his unique path of law-abiding piracy and robbery.

...

Nine o'clock in the morning, starting a beautiful day.

Burn! Kill! Loot! (Omitted)

At 5 p.m., a busy day came to an end.

Go home! Go to sleep!

His brothers, looking at the city they had finally managed to conquer, were unwilling to give up and wanted to break the rules.

But after being educated on the law by law-abiding citizen Wayne, they could only follow him back with their faces full of embarrassment.

Before leaving, Wayne shouted to the townspeople, "Wait! I'll come back to rob you again at nine o'clock tomorrow!"

...

As time went on, Wayne's strength began to become unfathomable.

Due to his eccentric behavior, the Navy paid close attention to him but did not take him seriously.

Until the Marineford War many years later.

Seeing Wayne slice the entire Marine Headquarters in two with a single stroke, the Marines finally realized what was happening.

This little pirate they didn't pay any attention to seems to be a tiny bit stronger than they thought...

Whitebeard: "This is it!"

Ace: "Uncle Vegeta, save me!"

Warring States Period: "This is it, we're doomed."

Just when everyone thought the outcome of this battle was sealed...

Wayne: "I won't bother you anymore, I'm leaving now. It's time for me to go home."

Whitebeard: ? ? ?

Ace: ? ?

[The Dimensional Life System allows you to experience different lives without leaving your home] [Warm Tips: Because the "Real Life" mode is a real journey for the host, there are certain risks. It is recommended that the host choose the "Virtual Experience" mode for the first experience.] "Is there a risk?" After hearing this, Uzumaki Naruto's eyes lit up slightly: "That's it, I choose the "Real Life" mode!" [Special Tips: The "Real Life" mode is a real journey, there are certain risks. For the host's first experience, it is recommended to choose the risk-free "Virtual Experience" mode.] "I don't accept your advice!" Uzumaki Naruto completely ignored the system's prompts, excitedly clenched his palms, and punched hard, saying: "I will choose the risky "Real Life" mode, let's get started!"

The protagonist, Dicas, is transported to the world of One Piece and becomes a stray cat. Just when he is lamenting the tragedy and helplessness of life, the strongest cat god system descends. Watch how the protagonist improves his strength, how he uses the system to summon cats from the anime in his memories, and how he leads them to make a name for themselves in the sea world and make a name for their cat clan.

Rainbow Cat: "Let me, Rainbow Cat, the greatest swordsman of the cat clan, learn about the swordsmanship of this world."

Doraemon: "Rainbow Cat, wait a minute, let me get out the Lightning Ball to help you."

Dorami: "Wait a minute, brother, watch me use the shock gun in my left hand and the air cannon in my right to help you."

Meow: "I can do anything except catch Pikachu."

Talking Tom: "Me too. I'm invincible except for catching Jerry."

Star Cat: "Come and experience the charm of martial arts, magic, and wisdom. Here I come."

Abu: "Let's forget about the above. How about I show our enemies what the combination of technology and strength really means?"

Stingy Cat: "Come and experience the power of this Cat King's Explosive Red Fang."

Black Cat Sheriff: "I bet your bullets won't curve."

Blue Cat: "Hehe, do you know why I'm the leader of the Dragon Riders?"

Gatomon: "Let me destroy you in the name of the angels."

Tomorrow's Bright Moon: "We, the cat clan, will remove all obstacles."

Xiaoqing: "Let me tell you what it means to overcome strength with softness?"

Sugar: "Do you know what it means to break through force with speed? It's simple, just let me eat my fill of fish balls."

Whirlwind Claw: "I am the number one constable in the world."

The world of One Piece is silent and shocked.

Kane never expected that he had just caught a Rayquaza with a Master Ball in the Ultra Emerald, and in the blink of an eye, he was transported to the world of pirates.

Good news, I have a new devil fruit with a Rayquaza pattern.

Bad news, Kaido, who was doing bungee jumping, landed right next to him.

As a result, the Beasts Pirates gained a natural disaster, and Wano Country gained a guardian dragon.

Many years later.

Robin: "Lord Kane, please make it rain in the order of Hakumai, Suzuho, Hananoto, Nozomi, and Kuri. By the way, please keep the rabbit bowl dry."

Kane: "Damn it, I'm Rayquaza, not Wish Dragon!"

Yamato: "Then Kane, come and fight me for fun!"

Kane: "Ah, the people of Wano Country need me. I'll definitely come back next time."

Kane quickly turned...

Liu Yishou accidentally drifted into the world of pirates and obtained a strange pentagram array that could summon characters from another world.

His first partner turned out to be Wolf!

From now on, he will take Gray Wolf and other companions to travel freely in the world of pirates.

Uchiha Sasuke, male, was accidentally ensnared by a farmer system called "9527," which led him down the path of a mushroom farmer whose values ​​were shattered.

He is the greatest mushroom vendor of this era! — Hashirama Senju

There's nothing he can't sell! — Tobirama Senju

The pride of the Uchiha! —Uchiha Madara

(I have nothing more to say) — Itachi

Seeing his youngest son holding a shiitake mushroom in his left hand and a winter mushroom in his right, with a "God of Mushrooms" sign on his chest, Fugaku's father rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Ah, Anada! What's wrong with you?!" Mikoto's mother cried out as she rushed over.

What are your thoughts on the praise from all of you, Sasuke?

Sasuke: All I want to say is, I really am an Uchiha! My dad is Fugaku Uchiha, that's for sure. There were no [green] related incidents in our family. I really am an Uchiha!

P.S.: Mushrooms are the flagship product of the 9527 system, but the system host will also accept commissioned tasks. Currently confirmed commissioners include Black Dragon God, Gold Freecss, Fisher Tiger, Diarmuid Ua Ua, Ultraman Tiga…

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Sprinkling Money from the Sky [Quick Transmigration]

The Road Home for the Poisonous Sister

The Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character (Various)

Master Crossover: I'm Not Forging Swords Today

[Various] Go! My Knife Spirit!!!

I Prove My Way Through Programming

[One Piece + Dimensional Summoning + Non-Boat-Following Strategy]

Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, only to be tied up and left to die at the start?

Awaken in dire straits the [Summoning System of Myriad Realms], and you can summon powerful beings from all over the world by making a name for yourself!

First Summoning—Rem, the Battle Maid from Another World, Arrives!

From beating up Colonel Rat to kicking a Celestial Dragon and going head-to-head with a Marine Admiral!

Golden Lion was shocked: "This brat has Conqueror's Haki?"

On Enies Lobby, Ulquiorra goes head-to-head with Akainu!

"He actually has two Yonko-level executives!"

Sengoku's hands trembled as he looked at the battle report: "From a rookie to a Yonko-level expert in just one month? He's more of a monster than a monster!"

Golden Lion's invitation? Rejected! Seven Warlords of the Sea offering amnesty? Crushed!

Ark grinned as he looked at the skyrocketing bounty poster: "Rem, this is just the beginning!"

I want the world to remember the name 'Suzaku'!

The ship girl muttered while munching on grilled meat: Commander, eat first!

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)