(Light and funny + refreshing article + many ex-girlfriends + daily life of many ex-girlfriends)
"You are a woman and I am a man. We are not compatible in gender. Let's break up."
"I'm sorry, I like the older one, let's break up."
Did you see that beautiful policewoman with a great figure?
I heard that after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend, she enrolled in the criminal police team on the spot, ready to tear the scumbag apart!
What? You said you are that guy? Stop kidding, why haven't you stepped on the sewing machine yet?
Fortunately, the beautiful boss of our company was also dumped by her ex-boyfriend, so I got this job.
I think I know your beautiful boss...
I heard that the national goddess was also hurt by her ex-boyfriend and she still can't forget her ex
Um, it looks familiar, I'm not sure, let me take a look
Chen Hao, who had just lost his job, unexpectedly obtained a home challenge system, in which he could get rewards just by staying at home every day.
Staying at home for a while is fun, staying at home all the time is fun.
Ding, the first day of staying at home challenge is completed, and you get a Lamborghini sports car.
Ding, the challenge of staying at home for the second day is completed, and you get a luxurious sea view villa.
…
Returning to the beginning of the century, awakening the Indulgent Movie King System.
The more you indulge, the happier you become!
Li Luo, who lived like a workhorse in his previous life, now thrives under the power of the system, leading a reckless life.
After the college entrance examination, Su Chen accidentally slept with a strange woman.
A year later, Su Chen, who was in his sophomore year, went to see the campus beauty.
On the way, he was suddenly stopped by a strange woman.
The woman pointed to the four babies beside her, her cheeks slightly red:
"Su Chen, they are all your children."
"What's going on?"
Suddenly... "Ding
! Congratulations to the host for activating the super nanny system!" "Ding!
Congratulations to the host for successfully holding a child for the first time, and won a cash reward of 20,000 yuan!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully making milk powder for the first time, and won a property!"
Su Chen: ???
“Ding, the wealth system is officially activated, the host, Ye Chen.”
“Ding, the host’s current wealth level is LV1, the income per second, 1 piece.”
As soon as the system prompt ended, Ye Chen said, “Fuck!”
“Do nothing, earn one piece of money in one second, 86,400 yuan a day, developed…”
“Ding, congratulations to the host for opening the spree and getting the time-travel card (bronze) X1.”
“I rub it, I was thinking about going back to the past to buy bitcoins, so I opened a crossover card and bought bitcoins!”
“Ding, the host’s wealth level is advanced to LV2, and the income per second is 2 yuan.”
“Ding, the host’s wealth level is advanced to LV50, and the income per second is 5,000 yuan.”
“Ding, the host’s wealth level is advanced LV100, the income per second, 100,000 yuan.”
When Zhang Fan woke up, he found himself sitting on a rotating chair and became a mentor on The Voice of China.
At this moment, a very stylishly dressed woman was singing a rap on the stage: "Pale yellow long skirt, fluffy hair, holding my hand while we look at the latest oil paintings... Just treat it as a dream, even after waking up I'm still very moved..."
And for some reason he turned the chair around.
Host: "Teacher Zhang Fan, may I ask why you turned around? Do you really appreciate this contestant's rap?"
Zhang Fan: ???
Host: "Please comment on this student!"
Zhang Fan usually just goes to KTV to sing, so how could he know any music commentary? He doesn't even know the musical notation. But fortunately, he is very familiar with the program "The Voice of China" and directly said a very classic sentence: Dear student, please tell us your dream.
Super Rich + Business War + Humor + Life
【Moving bricks to get rich system:
1. Daily settlement of minimum living allowance: The system provides daily minimum living allowance subsidy, the subsidy amount = host position base salary x minimum living allowance level
2. Dedication Bonus: For all bonuses received by the host, an additional bonus equal to bonus x dedication value will be given;
Friendly Note: For every month the host spends in their current position, they will gain 2 points of dedication. If the host changes companies, all dedication points will be reset to zero, and the system will take 1 year to restart.
From then on, a wealthy worker who is loyal to his duties and dedicated to his job was born!
What colleagues said: Chen Xiao is rich, handsome, and has the best business skills in the world, but unfortunately he has no ambition in his career and has rejected promotion opportunities many times, but is very keen on salary increases;
Colleagues' words 2: Chen Xiao is a big nuisance to the company. He has no respect for leadership, is domineering, turns a deaf ear to the company's management system, and is...
This book is also known as "The Daily Life of the Arrogant Sales Champion", "The Strongest Sales Champion in History", "The Richest Worker", and "The God of Customers".
Ye Chen traveled to a parallel world and found himself a cutting-edge director.
At the same time, the authorities suddenly came to him and asked Ye Chen to shoot a promotional video.
Originally, Ye Chen was going to do it perfunctorily, but at this time he activated the system and obtained master-level directing skills and the complete script of "New Police Story".
So, a ready-made promotional video was created!
Officials: We asked you to shoot a promotional video, and you won the best film of the year?
Medical Association: It's just a public welfare film, how come it broke the box office record?
Anti-Corruption Bureau: We asked you to shoot an anti-corruption education film, and it became a phenomenal TV series?
Space Administration: Director Ye, we just asked you to promote aerospace knowledge, but you made a whole movie "The Wandering Earth" and you are also looking for the Three-Body Civilization.
Billion-dollar fortune: Luxury cars, mansions, yachts, and jets, all at your fingertips. Ten-billion-dollar fortune: Annually on the Forbes Rich List. Hundred-billion-dollar fortune: Richer than 63% of the world's nations. Xu Qing's net worth: He'd count the zeros. Reborn into the past, Xu Qing conquers the internet, entertainment, gaming, tech, and other industries, leading a legendary life.
[Time travel + face slapping + anti-routine + refreshing story]
Su Xun was reborn as an unwelcome fake young master in a sadistic novel!
The good news is that I have traveled through time for twenty years and have become friends with my family.
The bad news is that he was really beaten. He was ignored and unwelcome. After traveling through time, he was only fit to eat leftovers.
But the better news is that he has traveled to countless worlds on missions, and this time his mission is to be kicked out of the Su family and return to his original world with all his abilities.
Just when Su Xun thought everything was over, something went wrong!
"No, I admitted that your brother's watch was lost. Why are you checking the surveillance?"
"I beat him up in public, with all the witnesses and evidence, and you're chasing me away!"
"I even beat up your father,...