My name is Tianyuan, I am a stone man, but I still have a body, he is a mountain, called Buzhou!

"I am the ancestor witch, the authentic Pangu, the prehistoric land should be ruled by us."

"Stop talking, the veins of the eastern land have not been purified yet, there is still a lot of work waiting for you."

"I was born from the Sun Star, holding the innate treasure Chaos Bell, with the fate of the Nine Nine Supremes, I should suppress the Hongmeng and unify the heavens!"

"Okay, okay, I know! The evil fire in the earth's core of the immortal volcano has erupted again, you should absorb it quickly, the will of the Sun Star has not yet revived, little brother, you have to work harder."

"Ah~~~Tianyuan! Don't go too far!"

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In the Zixiao Palace, Jie Yin asked cautiously: "Master! The ancestor witch and the demon king were captured by a stone man, what should I do about the witch and demon calamity?"

Hongjun was silent!

Zhunti, who was sitting beside him, held his head and cried out in tears: "Master! Mount Xumi has gone crazy too. As soon as we entered the West, it jumped up and hit my fellow disciples on the head."

Tongtian, who was sitting quietly beside him, opened his eyes faintly and smiled.

Yuanshi Tianzun, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but tremble slightly, and felt a strange wind behind his head.

Hongjun, who was sitting in meditation among the three thousand laws, didn't say anything, but his right hand hidden in the Taoist robe trembled slightly.

Tianyuan: I hold Buzhou Mountain in my hand, and I will hit anyone who doesn't obey!

Welcome to the Hell Game.

[Enter Dungeon: Bloody Restaurant]

[You're applying for the position: Delivery Driver]

[Your clients include: a fat otaku stinking of corpses, a maid who explodes at the slightest disagreement...]

[Your colleagues include: a boss who's too pretty to be human, a literal beast of burden, a man-eating tree spouting French swear words...]

Faced with these crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, Liu Zheng, who wanted to be a good person, had no choice but to stop being one.

[In version 1.00, we added the setting of "light" to the world, so there is light. ]

In version 1.65, we have reduced the range of the Old Gods' activities. Now the gods can no longer walk on the earth and can only exist in the version DLC "Kingdom of God".

In version 2.43, we've closed the path to refuel the Primordial Furnace, and the initial flame that continued through the Age of Gods is about to go out.

In version 3.56, we've weakened the potion sequence's ability to absorb mystical traits. The success rate of the Sequence Zero Apotheosis Ritual will be infinitely close to zero.

In version 4.00, we've added the "Dissolution of Illusions" and "Personal Reality" settings for all humankind to help completely dissipate the mystery.

In version 5.10, we've eliminated the "Unknowable Realm" and added more knowledge singularities to advance the Age of Stars. Now, using FTL technology, you'll have the opportunity to meet the "Star Gods" during interstellar warps.

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"At the beginning of the Fourth Epoch, the all-knowing Athena, then president of a giant corporation, hacked the world with the [Anti-Mystical Equation]. From then on, mysteries faded, and all transcendental fantasies fell into the dust of history."

At the beginning of the Third Age, the fortieth millennium of the Age of Gods, Ron stood alone on the spire of the Royal City, facing the Old Gods who had caused the catastrophe in the Fog City, and activated the [Anti-Mystery Equation] on his brain-computer interface.

In an instant, the fog dissipated, and the giant shadow of the old god shattered like glass hit by a sledgehammer, leaving only the clear blue sky.

"You are indeed very strong, but now, my setting is above yours!"

On the other side of our world, there is actually another magnificent world full of mystery and fantasy.

That is the spiritual world, born from legend.

The mundane life of the city.

There are monsters running rampant in the ten directions of ghost realm.

In the strange world of mountains and seas, there are endless rare and exotic animals.

The Three Realms and Ten Continents, the Immortals and Buddhas stand high above...

In the future, the broken earth was dug out by people and became the distant ancient mythological era, which opened a great era of human cultivation.

Xie Lingxin came from "ancient times" and began his spiritual practice with a painting called "The Great Emperor Preaching the Sutras".

The blazing fire of catastrophe burns the five turbidities, the huge furnace forges the bones of a thousand catastrophes, the five thunders' true words brand the golden body, and the jade hair appears in the great light.

From then on, his brilliance surged across the earth and sky like an eternal torrent.

[Exclusively signed novel by Feilu Novel Network: Honghuang: I, the Nine Transformations Golden Pill, want to eat me! 】

Traveling through the ancient world, he became a nine-turn golden elixir, becoming the first elixir that transformed into a human being. After becoming a disciple of Taiqing and practicing hard on the path of elixir, the medicinal properties became stronger and more terrifying. In the end, he became more Tang Monk meat than Tang Monk meat.

Everyone looked at me and wanted to take me home, raise me, and eat me. Nuwa wanted to deceive me all day long, keep me in captivity, hold me and play with me when she had nothing to do, and absorb the medicinal fragrance I emitted.

Hou Tu always wanted to bring me to the Wu tribe, support me, and become her playmate.

Sanxiao always spies on me, always wants to follow me, and seems to be attracted to me.

No, I want to rise, I want to be steady. Cultivate your outer body to avoid countless dangers. Condensing the vast merits and transforming them into the first elixir of success, let’s see who dares to mess with me.

This is a story of traveling through prehistoric times, becoming a Nine-turn Golden Pill, becoming a disciple of Lao Tzu, becoming a master of the three religions, and practicing steadily.

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"