Transmigrating to another world, you're trapped in an attic and become a madman. Your only golden finger is just for sarcastic remarks. [Bad news: Your uncle is planning to make you disappear from the family tree with dignity.] [Good news: The beautiful widowed countess attending the banquet needs a new puppet husband to protect her territory.] So, Dashian becomes the contracted husband of this "internal and external troubled countess." [Bad news: From your cheap uncle to the surrounding hungry wolves, from the mole in the castle to the inquisitor of the church, everyone is lining up to make you and your new wife disappear.] [Good news: It seems that your shadow... can eat all their magic and holy light as a snack?] So, in order to be a good husband to this countess, the ordinary Dashian decides to start with the first thing: fill his stomach and become...

After traveling to Tokyo, Lin Chen became a handsome monk in Qingquan Temple, and was flirted with by countless female pilgrims every day.

He originally thought that this was just an ordinary parallel world.

Until this day.

"Mage, the Slit-Mouthed Woman has appeared recently, you must be careful!"

Lin Chen didn't take it seriously. Haha, what era is this? Still using this kind of trick to chat up girls? How childish!

In the evening, when he came back after eating ramen.

A woman wearing a mask and holding a pair of scissors asked him.

"Do you think I'm beautiful?"

Lin Chen said without hesitation: "Beautiful."

When she took off her mask, a hideous crack was revealed.

"What do you think now?"

Lin Chen: “????”

At this moment, the system awakened.

"Host, please choose: 1. Forcefully kiss the woman with a slit mouth, reward: Arhat Dharmakaya. 2. Appeal to her emotions and reason, reward: Speedy Legs. 3. You are truly ugly, reward: Leave your body intact."

P.S. This book is also known as "One Punch Master in the Sakura," "Kayako, You Don't Want Toshio to Get into Trouble, Do You?", "Hachisha-sama's Loving Monk," and "Hanako the Ghost Child Wants Chicken Bang Bang." ...

Spring is the season of rebirth. The monsters of the swamp forest begin to stir. The demihumans along the reedy riverbanks sharpen sticks and build traps, waiting for prey. Human adventurers in the north carefully examine their wands and potions, preparing for a new year of exploration. In the shadows, the slime they regard as their prey watches all this unfold. It waits. Once its flying sword is forged, its dao is complete, and its foundation for another self is established, then its True Immortal Slime will be born. [Farming] [Easy]

The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question online: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"

As the most arrogant person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment area wanting to be reborn, and directly pretended to reply "No", and attached a screenshot of the bright balance in the bank card.

But the next moment...

He was reborn!

...

This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who said I just want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, how to reply", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc.

Ning Yuan: "A philosopher once said that the biggest trouble for people is having a good memory. If you can forget everything, how good would it be?"

Current girlfriend (sneer): "Is this the reason why your ex-girlfriend is everywhere?!?"

If one day your ex-boyfriend who ran away appeared in front of you with amnesia, what would you choose:

A: Break his legs and vent his anger

B: Chop, boat, hold your head and drift away

C: Pretend nothing happened to trick him home and keep him all to yourself

D: Of course choose to forgive him

Tsundere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a three-choice question?

Iceberg ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a multiple-choice question?

Black-hearted current girlfriend: Isn't this a sorting question?

Yandere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a rhythm master? AAAACAAADADAB...

ps: This book has a magical fantasy background, welcome to enjoy