[Infrastructure Development + Comedy + Non-Official History + No Female Lead]
Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler—his governance was sound, his court harmonious, his harem peaceful, and his children intelligent and filial.
Until he was struck by lightning.
From that moment on, he gained the ability to read minds, only to realize that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another!
Emperor Wei was devastated.
So, he had been such a failure as an emperor after all!
Just then, a voice drifted into his mind:
[Being an emperor is so miserable… Even a dog wouldn’t want to be one.]
Emperor Wei: ?
—
Other people who transmigrate cause chaos wherever they go.
But for Wei Yu, the Ninth Prince of Great Wei, who had been born into this world with a tablet in his mind, nothing was more blissful than lying around binge-watching dramas and reading novels.
Unfortunately, everything changed after his father got struck by lightning.
Suddenly being singled out, questioned, remembered, appointed, and entrusted with responsibilities…
By the time Wei Yu looked back, he was shocked to realize—
Somehow, this once-invisible Ninth Prince had become the most suitable candidate for Crown Prince!
[School plagiarism + lighthearted slice-of-life]
“You’re failing math, physics, and chemistry. You won’t get into college like that. Look at that kid next door, Gu Lu. He’s been smart since he was little. He’s also bad at those subjects, yet he still got into Peking University. They say he got a guaranteed spot through something called the 'North Cultivation Cup.' Why don’t you give it a try?”
“Mom, Gu Lu is a famous author! He wrote bestsellers like Flatland, The Convenience Store of Solace, The Human Chair… I’m just a regular rich, handsome guy. How can I possibly compare to him?!”
"She was originally a demon. How could she be led evil after meeting a human like me? Those critics always say some ridiculous things."
In 1798, during an interview with a reporter, Cardinal Ranchi was asked about his past with the exiled princess of the last descendant of the demon clan, as well as the recent signs of the demon clan’s recovery. He said:
"I have made too many efforts to safeguard world peace. I am convinced that under her leadership, there will be no chance of the demons returning to the country."
…
In the winter of 1802, the demons successfully restored their country.
[Based on the above materials, please identify who is the main war criminal who led to the return of the demons, and explain why it is Lan Qi. (10 points)】
——Selected from "Classic Collection of Imperial History Unified Examination Questions"
Struggling until the age of thirty-eight and not being able to afford a house, you have to pay 300,000 dowry in advance to get married, and spend most of your life frugally, until your liver is broken, but what about the money? Who made the money?
With countless grievances, Jiang Qin was born again at the age of eighteen. His only thought when he opened his eyes was to start a business and make money.
The first step is to snatch back the love letter that was sent out, turn it over, and write three lines in the shocked eyes of the school girl:
It is impossible to work part-time now!
I just want wealth and freedom, and never be a slave!
As for love? Dogs don't even talk about that stuff!
List of simulated victims - Ryo Yamada, Takamatsu Lantern, Chihaya Aiin, Goto Kazuri, etc.——]
Thank you, you are in neon, and you are simulating the heavy girl
who is simply yearning for a calm and beautiful life, and by chance I got a love simulator that can't be beaten by him.
Running for the system rewards that can make life better, Kazami Naru started the so-called love simulation with the mentality of amusement.
But the simulation is the simulation, why do the surrounding raiders chase him one by one with knives and want to fall in love with him?!
Mission: Transmigrate world by world into a scoundrel’s body; clean up the original’s life.
Wei Mingyan is a liar, through and through. But he doesn’t see himself as such. His motto? “If one deceives others for a lifetime, then all lies would become the truth.”
The consequence of staying up late reading novels is that one day, after pulling an all-nighter, you close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character.
Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress.
As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead.
In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand.
Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead!
In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: “Big brother, I hope I didn’t scare you?”
In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: “Brother Long, please don’t hit me, okay?”
Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: “Aotian, it’s time to pay the ‘public grain’ tonight.”
Long Aotian’s legs go weak, and he feels like crying: “I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!”
Meng Xu woke up and found that he had activated the perfect life system. He would be promoted and get a raise immediately, and reach the peak of his life.
But when he opened the curtains, he was stunned.
The end of the world is coming, and zombies are everywhere!
There is blood and fire everywhere, and darkness has descended on the world.
It's the end of the world, and the perfect life system has just come?
[A perfect day starts with chatting up. Do you see the beauty not far away? Chat up with her, and you will have a perfect encounter. ]
[Task release: Chat up a beauty]
[Task reward: You can freely allocate attribute points +1, and add a confidante. ]
Looking at the beautiful zombie in front of him who had lost half of her face, Meng Xu swallowed his saliva.
System, are you serious?
...
So, in this crisis-ridden end of the world, every morning, you can see a figure running through the streets and alleys, causing a tide of zombies.
"What mental illness? I'm not sick! I'll argue with you later, a guest is here... Mr. Zombie, do you want to know about swimming and fitness?"
PS: The original title of the book is "It's the end of the world, and the perfect life system is here?"
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m s*upid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says that a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
[MC + Western Fantasy + Lord]
(Alternate Title: The Growth Diary of a God and His Church)
In the third year of the Light Calendar on the Rodri Continent, Ian addressed his people:
"I've said this countless times—defeating the Abyss and the Demon King doesn’t automatically make me the God of Light! And my MC world is not the Kingdom of Light!"
"Dragons—my Ender Dragon is not your Dragon God! Tell those dragonesses to stop coming here asking for offspring!"
"Dwarves—quit obsessing over Iron Golems and start researching Redstone technology! Golems don’t reproduce, no matter how much you tinker with them!"
"Elves—stop using bone meal to force the World Tree to grow! The Winged Clan has filed multiple complaints—your trees are shooting up like rockets and invading their territory!"
"At this rate, I might as well relocate all of you to the Twilight Forest!"
"And finally! Call me..."