I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

[Decisive Killing] + [Cannon Fodder Counterattack] + [Rebirth Plan] + [Official Villain]

Chen Zheng traveled through the world of immortal cultivation, but was captured by the Demon Sect.

Everyone here is a talent! The weak have no right to survive and can only become consumables!

Fortunately, Chen Zheng was bound to the [Scroll of Reincarnation] at the beginning, so he could restart after his death, inherit part of the estate, and get an entry reward.

In the first life, Chen Zheng would rather die than obey his senior sister. After restarting, he obtained the entry: [Keep one's chastity like jade.]

In his second life, Chen Zheng was killed by his senior brother in the alchemy furnace, and obtained the entry: [I was also refined in the alchemy furnace.]

In the third life, Chen Zheng finally got his revenge, but was killed by an inner sect disciple. He obtained the entry: [This treasure is destined to be with me.]

…

Chen Zheng died and was reborn again and again.

Chen Zheng:

"I lack everything except the courage to die!"

"What kills me only makes me bigger!"

Chen Zheng began to become famous.

Chen Zheng shines.

Chen Zheng is calling the shots in the Demon Sect.

In the world of immortal cultivation, everyone knows the name Chen Zheng.

Chen Zheng said goodbye to the talent, and no one could kill him.

Chen Zhengzheng became an immortal and was named Lunhui.

"I miss the days of being a talent! Hey, why are you all kneeling down?"

It has been eighteen years since Ye Wangchuan was reincarnated into the fantasy world.

It wasn't until his birthday that he found out that he was actually a villain!

And he has no system, no golden fingers, only some "insignificant" family background.

Sigh...

it's too difficult.

In order to avoid being killed by the Son of Luck, Ye Wangchuan began to pay attention to the special people around him.

And the first child of luck he met...

huh? Why is she a loli? ? ?

This loli actually has a system!

You can also take the system rewards for your own use!

From then on.

Ye Wangchuan embarked on the road of fleecing lolita and never returned.

White-haired loli master, pull!

Ten thousand year old yellow skinned loli, grab it!

Wait, what kind of loli is this?

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The Lolita Child of Luck: "My system relies on obtaining Ye Wangchuan's emotions to gain points, and then he... he... Uwaaaaaah!"

The White-haired Lolita Master: "Huh? I feel like Ye Wangchuan is just an ordinary apprentice. He even gives me massages."

The Eternal Yellow Skin Man: "Do you think I look like a human or like... Wait! You are not allowed to say 140cm! You are not allowed to say it!"

? ? Loli: (Detect Ye Wangchuan's preferences) (Mimic petite loli) (Adjust cute personality)

[Villain + Cool article + Many loli]

Su Mo bound himself to the God of Creation System, only to discover that the more worlds he destroyed, the stronger he became!

A single splash of water? That’s the Great Flood of Destruction!

Tossing a single shovel of dirt? That’s a meteor extinction!

Some revere him as the Creator of Worlds, the one who granted them life and wisdom.

Others curse him as a Doomsday Evil God, who destroys the world every thousand years.

Countless lives wail in despair, yet Su Mo remains unmoved.

He repeatedly creates primitive civilizations—only to wipe them out again and again.

With each destruction, Su Mo’s power grows—but what he doesn’t realize is:

Every civilization he obliterates leaves behind warnings.

These buried records lead future civilizations to shocking revelations.

Transmigrators and absurd internet users band together to find a way to stop the destruction.

Watching their ridiculous “save-the-world” plans from behind his screen, Su Mo chuckles:

“You fools can’t possibly guess… I’m on Earth too!”