I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

[Protagonist is a deranged villain | Not part of the Night Watch | Ignores the main storyline | Not a babysitter | Death loop & illusion | No female lead]

Ma Yanliang transmigrated into the year 2017, into the chaotic world of God-Slaying, and woke up in the Sunshine Psychiatric Hospital—deep within the heavily guarded Fasting Center.

Fortunately, he quickly discovered something terrifying: his mental power grew not through practice like others, but simply by sleeping.

What’s more, he inherited Su Mu’s [Illusion] and Fang Xiu’s [Infinite Replay], two god-tier abilities long thought impossible to obtain.

After escaping the Fasting Center, Ma Yanliang didn’t hesitate. He joined the Ancient God Church—not to follow, but to reshape it.

A year later, the church’s so-called Three Gods were no more. Only one name echoed throughout Daxia: Chi Yu.

“Lord Yi Yu, you’ve sat on this throne long enough. Step down.”

“Lord Yue Huai, I will carry your legacy—whether you like it or not.”

“Lord Qian Mo, sleep peacefully in the illusion I crafted just for you.”

Behind the scenes, Ma Yanliang’s influence spread like a plague. Even the mighty Night Watch found themselves unknowingly ensnared.

And when the gods finally descended upon Daxia, a man in a white suit stood calmly beneath the heavens. Brown glasses half-hid his deep, gleaming eyes. He stretched his arms slightly, and whispered:

“Today, the Ancient God Church shall teach the gods what it means… to be buried.”

Years later, as his boundless spiritual power consumed the world, illusions became reality, and fate itself was just another toy.

He was no longer a man. He was the only true god in this new world.

[Mysterious + Suspenseful + Folkloric + Infinite Flow] Have you ever felt agonizing, unable to eat or sleep, wishing you could trade everything for something? Have you ever tried praying to gods and Buddhas, becoming distraught, yet still unable to achieve certain things? Have you ever felt that kind of pain when you finally got everything you wanted, only to have it vanish from your life? Birth, aging, sickness, death, separation from loved ones, unfulfilled desires, encounters with those you hate… I feel your torment. So come here, come to the Corridor of Ghostly Resentment, and everything you desire will come true… Pfft, hahahaha…

Lu Yuan unexpectedly transmigrates to another world, gaining an attribute panel that allows him to become stronger by killing. Watch as Lu Yuan grows step by step into the ultimate villain of countless worlds...

From "Basic Swordsmanship" to "Hero Templates", from the zombie world to the world of cultivation.

Several years later.

"What? Someone said I'm a villain who likes to destroy planets, and that all the major cults are going to unite against me?"

"joke!"

"I love peace so much, I've only killed a few million people, so why do you call me a villain!"

"Who is spreading these rumors? I'll kill their entire clan!"

Lu Yuan was furious!

The world's consciousness trembled in fear...

Traveling to the dangerous world of death, he obtained a simulator system.

then.

When the story begins, Lan Xing obtains the [Villain Temperament], [Great Philosopher], and [Ambitious] entries.

"Sensei, why did you betray Soul Society?"

Aizen looked up at the figure high in the sky in surprise, his eyes full of confusion.

In his opinion, his teacher and he have never been on the same path, and he should not do such things that only he would do.

"Betrayal? Soul Society has long been rotten. Whether it's the dim-eyed Genryusai or the high-ranking Zero Squad, they are nothing more than puppets clinging to outdated rules."

Lan Xing stood high in the sky, the strong wind lifted his robe, making a rustling sound.

His eyes were deep and cold as he looked down at Aizen Sosuke below, with a meaningful smile on his lips.

"No one has ever stood in heaven since the beginning, not you, not me, not even God. But this period of vacancy of the throne of heaven is coming to an end. From now on, I will stand at the top..."

His voice was cold and calm, and from beginning to end he was only stating an indisputable fact:

"Aizen-kun, remember, admiration is the furthest distance from understanding~"

When Lan Xing obtained the templates of [Spirit Prince Heir], [Quincy Ancestor], and [Great Hero], and used the fourth force to break the balance of the thousand-year bloody war—

Youha: "You, what on earth did you do? Why did my omniscience and omnipotence fail?"

Lan Xing: "Yes, you and I are both descendants of the Spirit King. My omniscience and omnipotence surpass yours. When did you develop the illusion that you are superior to me?"

Jiang Yun had just transmigrated into a fantasy cultivation world when, before he could even grasp his situation, he was accidentally killed by collateral damage from a battle between supreme experts. Fortunately, between life and death, Jiang Yun activated the Infinite Resurrection System. The stronger the enemy who killed him and the greater the impact caused, the more generous the system rewards he would receive. From that moment, his greatest desire was to be killed!

An imperial prince of a celestial dynasty: "What trash dares compete with me for treasures!"

Ding! Host resurrected. Obtained usage rights of the opponent's magical artifact!

An immortal from the Upper Realm casually annihilated Jiang Yun: "Disobedient ants shall share this wretch's fate!"

Ding! Host resurrected. Plundered ten thousand years of the opponent's cultivation!

Ding!........*

Countless years later, Jiang Yun had attained the realm of Immortal Emperor, standing atop the world. A junior admirer asked: "Senior, what enabled your ascension to Immortal Emperor?"

Jiang Yun stroked his non-existent beard: "I achieved this through my own relentless efforts. Though if I must name what sets me apart... perhaps it's my fearless daring in battle and disregard for life or death!"

The young Taoist priest was only 28 years old, and his youth was aroused by troubles.

Every day I suffer from aging, sickness and death, and I see love, hate, anger, ignorance and resentment.

I don't want my face to wither and fade, I don't want my skin to become covered with spots.

I don’t want my limbs to wither, my internal organs to be empty and my bones to be smelly.

The young Taoist priest was only 28 years old, and his only wish was to live forever.

………………

Using self-cultivation as medicine and nourishing the body as bait, this is the story of an ordinary person overcoming tribulations and seeking immortality.

"Uchiha of the One Piece World," "Marine Admiral," "Smoker's stepsister," "The Celestial Dragons' lifelong nemesis," "Is Sharingan + Ice Release + Devil Fruit a viable combination?" "Ancient Zoan - Snow White Wolf!" "The Navy's peak of handsomeness in 800 years!"

With the aim of hunting down the Celestial Dragons, he used a dual identity to rise through the ranks of the Marine Headquarters, becoming the youngest admiral in history!

Borsalino: Compared to that brat, we're ashamed to be called monsters.

Sakazuki: Although he's an ice-wielding guy like Kuzan, I felt this kid's burning sense of justice!

Kuzan: Compared to that, my fighting style seems incredibly crude.

Sengoku: He will be the future of the navy! A pillar of the navy! (Most importantly, his face boosted his recruitment rate by several points.)

Garp: I have a feeling... this guy will unleash a storm of a great era, just like Roger!

...

Ten years later, the Marineford War.

When the Sharingan's gaze fell upon Marineford...

Allen spoke softly.

"The winners don't care what the world is like, they care about how they make it..."

"And I am the victor!"

"Schrödinger's heroine," "decisive and ruthless," "ruthless and vicious," "arrogant? What kind of young person isn't arrogant?!"

It's time to show the world a fighting style that's no longer suited to this era!

My wish came true!

But is this what I mean by eternal life?

Wanshi refers to traveling through ten thousand worlds in a row

Qianqiu means that one has to stay in a world for a thousand years before traveling to the next world.

Good guy

This is how it will be understood for eternity.

In that case, I won’t be polite.

In a certain life, I was a jailer, and I raised Gu in the Heavenly Prison.

The little cutie imprisoned in the sky prison is the one I use to raise Gu.

Who would have thought that I, who worked so hard to raise Gu, would accidentally shake up the entire martial arts world and the imperial court.

In the N+1 life, this is a world similar to Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. Unfortunately, I traveled through time and became a rat.

I am just a rat that everyone beats when it crosses the street, and the whole world has only evil thoughts towards me.

In that case, I will unleash a monstrous wave of rats to devour the entire...