[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Reborn in the ancient times, Su Heng became an acquired spiritual bamboo. He had a shallow background and weak cultivation. He happened to meet the Six Saints who were proving their truth and recruiting many disciples.

He knew that in this world, becoming a disciple of a saint and having a great sect as a backer was the greatest opportunity in the prehistoric world.

However, Taiqing is inaction, and only considers fate when accepting disciples.

Yuanshi paid great attention to following others, and when accepting disciples, he emphasized the good family background.

Tongtian is unruly and his disciples are murderous and aggressive. In the future, they will suffer the baptism of the great calamity of the Conferred Gods. The disciples of Jiejiao are destined to become victims of the calamity.

What's more, as a Western creature, Su Heng would be instinctively rejected by the East.

Only the Western religion, not only did Zhunti and Jie Yin protect their own shortcomings, but they were also the only winners during the Conferred Gods period.

In the future, when Western religion flourishes, there will be a day when he will become a Buddha or a patriarch.

Thus, Su Heng, after enduring countless hardships, finally became a disciple of the Saint Jie Yin. From then on, the West had another Buddha of the Three Ages, and Buddhism flourished, starting with him. ...

[Logic Online][Traditional Wilderness][Qiyun Zhengdao]

A sleeping soul that traveled through the ancient times happened to meet Pangu, the god who opened the sky. The soul was integrated into the banana tree, one of the ten innate spiritual roots.

Without system plug-ins, don’t even dream of beating Hongjun.

But the opportunity that should be fought for must still be fought for. Even after traveling through the primitive times, still talking about cause and effect? ​​Isn't that just mentally ill?

Laozi, Yuanshi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Jieyin, and Zhunti, the six saints, were all shocked and asked: "Qinghuan Daoist, how did you successfully merge the three corpses into one? And you were able to achieve enlightenment without the Hongmeng Purple Qi? Why are we all so ambitious and meritorious, but the three corpses still don't have..."

Hongjun: Congratulations to fellow Daoist for achieving the Great Dao, which has been recognized by the three Daos.

From then on, there was a new religion in the ancient world called: Yuanjiao.

Follow your heart and all things will return to their origin - enlighten your mind and follow nature, the Way of Heaven is the origin - follow your heart and follow Heaven.

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

Qin Xuan traveled to the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor witch who should not have appeared, and controlled the law of power.

Thinking of the tragic ending of the Lich War in the future, he set his sights on his twelve brothers and sisters who were all muscle.

If we could sterilize the Twelve Ancestral Witches...

Without the witch clan, where would the witch-lich catastrophe come from?

Then the thirteen ancient witches, who were full of merits in creating the world and had no karma at all, walked out of the Pangu Temple.

And under Qin Xuan's careful teaching of "fists are the truth, and opportunities all depend on grabbing", Zuwu's style of painting has completely gone astray!

Since then, the largest bandit gang in the prehistoric world was born!

"Fellow Daoist, this cushion is destined for me!"

"Yuanshi, hand over the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi!"

"Jie Yin Zhunti glanced at us, he must be planning something! Brothers, kill him!"

............

Without the witch clan, the demon clan dominated the world.

Unable to bear the oppression, countless creatures joined the Zifu Immortal Court.

A great catastrophe of immortals and demons broke out.

Queen Mother of the West chasing the sun?

Dong Wanggong shoots the sun?

Yuanshi angrily crashed into Mount Buzhou?

The entire prehistoric world was in chaos.

Countless years later.

Qin Xuan and the Twelve Ancestral Witches used the Thirteen Capitals of Heavenly Merit Formation, intending to chat with Hongjun.

When the real body of Pangu, who had dominated the ages and whose merits and virtues shone brightly enough to blind a dog, crushed the gate of Zixiao Palace with one foot.

Hongjun's face turned green, and he ran away overnight carrying the Jade Disc of Creation...

After traveling through the wilderness and becoming Nuwa's younger brother, Li Mo decided to make Nuwa the Supreme Nuwa in order to be able to lie down better.

The fake Nuwa: a saint in the wilderness, the last saint, with no sense of existence.

The real Nuwa: projecting the heavens, ruling the planes of the heavens, suppressing the heavens with humanity, and becoming the ancestor of humanity. One thought is eternal!

Just when Li Mo decided to lie down in full swing, he never thought that he actually had a natural magical power. Can he get a ten thousand times return by creating and changing others?

There is such a good thing!

This is lying down Jill!

So, Li Mo began to create the supreme identity for all the great powers in the wilderness.

Have you heard of the Supreme Heavenly Court Myth Yunchao?

Have you heard of the Supreme Three Pure Ones, the ancestor of the three veins? Have you

heard of the Supreme Blood Sea and the Eternal Styx?

When the news of Nuwa's entry into the Supreme was released, all of a sudden, all the female fairies in the wilderness went crazy first..

Wang Shen swatted a mosquito and died suddenly.

He then traveled through the prehistoric world and became the first mosquito in the universe.

He became one of the five most dangerous insects in the prehistoric world: the Blood-Winged Black Mosquito, also known as the Mosquito Taoist.

Facing a fate that would see him first hunted by the Styx and reduced to a homeless dog, then captured and held captive by Zhunti, and finally led to be suppressed beneath the Leiyin Temple, his mind obliterated by Buddhist chants, becoming a puppet of the Western Cult, Wang Shen decided that staying in the West was a good idea!

But just as he was about to flee beyond the boundaries, never to return, a black cloud drifting into the sea of ​​blood caught his attention... "Rāhu's remnant soul? Chicken flavor, crunchy." ... Devouring Rāhu's remnant soul, he inherited the magic path's luck and obtained its greatest treasure.

... Feeling the three layers of blood sea luck surging through him, he glanced at the God-Slaying Spear in his hand and the twelfth-grade World-Destroying Black Lotus at his feet.

Contemplating the allure of the blood sea's immortality, Wang Shen suddenly...

【System】【Sign in】【Special physique】【No female protagonist】

A young man named Chen Mo came to Xuantian Continent from Blue Star and bound to the Zhutian Sign-in System.

At the Talent Awakening Ceremony, sign in to awaken the Chaos Divine Body and gain the world's most powerful cultivation talent.

After that, he signed in all the way and defeated all the geniuses and strong people of the present, past and future.

A vast world is created within the body, and the body is the creator of the world.

"Sign in to the Eight-Nine Profound Art. After practicing, your physical body will be unrivaled!"

"Sign in for the Immortal Slaying Flying Knife. Who dares to mess with me? Darling, please turn around!"

"Sign in to the Immortal Eye of Nirvana. Nirvana appears, and all things are annihilated. The Death Light of Nirvana appears!"

"Sign in to the Jade Disc of Creation, the Three Thousand Great Daos? You can understand them at will!"

"You're so strong? My words are my deeds. I can kill you with just one sentence!"

…………………… (There is ambiguity, but the protagonist walks through a sea of ​​flowers without getting a single leaf on him)

Li Changsheng traveled to the world of Journey to the West, during the Spring and Autumn Period of Nanyong Buzhou. Be determined to seek immortals and seek immortality. He knew that a big opportunity was to cross the Hangu Pass. He came to Hanguguan and chose to be a gatekeeper. On this day, the purple gas came from the east and saw the Taiqing Taoist Tianzun riding a green cow and in a linen suit who was about to pass. Li Changsheng bowed and said, "I've been floating for half my life. I just want to not meet a famous teacher. If you don't give up, I'm willing to learn from you." ... [Journey to the West] [Non-Honghuang] [Original Purpose of Journey to the West] Journey to the West is not only a book of gods and demons, but also a book of cultivation... Heart ape, Yima, Jin Gong, Mumu, Six Thieves...