[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Song Zhong was reborn in the primordial world as Song Yiren, an elderly man in his seventies, devoid of any magical powers. Fortunately, he obtained the supreme treasure of humanity, the "Human Immortal World-Suppressing Map," which grants him human rewards for each person he helps change the fate of a person listed on the Investiture of the Gods. "Since that's the case, I'll stay in Chaoge and plot my way to the world!" "Yang Jian, hold on! Your mother, Yao Ji, is someone I saved!" "Nezha, stop! When you were bathing at the East Sea, you swore to me that you were my elder brother!" "Tu Xingsun? Such a shameless scoundrel, kill him instantly!" Before the array of ten thousand immortals, a murderous aura filled the air. Song Zhong revealed his true form: "Immortals, hold your fire! Look who I am!"