[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Reborn in the ancient times, Su Heng became an acquired spiritual bamboo. He had a shallow background and weak cultivation. He happened to meet the Six Saints who were proving their truth and recruiting many disciples.

He knew that in this world, becoming a disciple of a saint and having a great sect as a backer was the greatest opportunity in the prehistoric world.

However, Taiqing is inaction, and only considers fate when accepting disciples.

Yuanshi paid great attention to following others, and when accepting disciples, he emphasized the good family background.

Tongtian is unruly and his disciples are murderous and aggressive. In the future, they will suffer the baptism of the great calamity of the Conferred Gods. The disciples of Jiejiao are destined to become victims of the calamity.

What's more, as a Western creature, Su Heng would be instinctively rejected by the East.

Only the Western religion, not only did Zhunti and Jie Yin protect their own shortcomings, but they were also the only winners during the Conferred Gods period.

In the future, when Western religion flourishes, there will be a day when he will become a Buddha or a patriarch.

Thus, Su Heng, after enduring countless hardships, finally became a disciple of the Saint Jie Yin. From then on, the West had another Buddha of the Three Ages, and Buddhism flourished, starting with him. ...

[Logic Online][Traditional Wilderness][Qiyun Zhengdao]

A sleeping soul that traveled through the ancient times happened to meet Pangu, the god who opened the sky. The soul was integrated into the banana tree, one of the ten innate spiritual roots.

Without system plug-ins, don’t even dream of beating Hongjun.

But the opportunity that should be fought for must still be fought for. Even after traveling through the primitive times, still talking about cause and effect? ​​Isn't that just mentally ill?

Laozi, Yuanshi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Jieyin, and Zhunti, the six saints, were all shocked and asked: "Qinghuan Daoist, how did you successfully merge the three corpses into one? And you were able to achieve enlightenment without the Hongmeng Purple Qi? Why are we all so ambitious and meritorious, but the three corpses still don't have..."

Hongjun: Congratulations to fellow Daoist for achieving the Great Dao, which has been recognized by the three Daos.

From then on, there was a new religion in the ancient world called: Yuanjiao.

Follow your heart and all things will return to their origin - enlighten your mind and follow nature, the Way of Heaven is the origin - follow your heart and follow Heaven.

After traveling through the ancient times, he unexpectedly became a Yiqi immortal with a shallow background in the White Bone Cave of Skull Mountain. He knew that only stability is the true meaning of longevity. From then on, there was no more Yiqi immortal with evil spirits in the world, only the pure masters who devoted themselves to enlightenment. He used Skull Mountain as his foundation, laid an innate formation to lock the secrets of heaven, planted the roots of pure soul to cleanse the evil spirits, and refined the treasures to protect the Tao and wait for the wind and cloud. Let you fight with each other, let the witches and liches bleed, I will sit high in the cave, retreat, practice, and accumulate merit. It was not until the Conferred God Tribulation began and the immortals and gods in the sky were killed to madness that they were shocked to find that a golden wheel of merit had been erected on the Skull Mountain that was not affected by cause and effect. Under the light of the treasure, a Taoist sat leisurely on a cushion, smiling at the visitor: "Daoist friend, please stay. You cannot enter my Skull Mountain without permission."

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

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Heavenly Dao + Devouring Dao Body + Ultimate Innate Spiritual Treasure Causal Line + System = Primordial Desolation

After traveling through the chaotic worlds, possessing the Devouring Dao Body, and reaching the peak of the Dao Integration, the system told me that I came from the Primordial World.

In this case, I will develop my world into a primitive world.

In the early stage,

Thirty-six Dinghai Magical Pearls? Mine!

The Five Elements Five Direction Flag? Mine! The Jade Disc of Creation? Mine!

In the mid-term, collect the three tribes, establish alliances, lay out human and underground roads,

The human demon defeated Luo Hou + Hong Jun.

Swallowed Norse mythology, Greek mythology,

Later...

The prehistoric Heavenly Dao is so stingy! Daozu Hongjun has bad intentions!

But he is a traitor!

Only I, the Heavenly Dao of the Heavenly Realm, have a broad mind, embrace all rivers, and thirst for talents.

Please join our team and let's grow bigger and stronger together to create greater glory!

Qin Xuan traveled to the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor witch who should not have appeared, and controlled the law of power.

Thinking of the tragic ending of the Lich War in the future, he set his sights on his twelve brothers and sisters who were all muscle.

If we could sterilize the Twelve Ancestral Witches...

Without the witch clan, where would the witch-lich catastrophe come from?

Then the thirteen ancient witches, who were full of merits in creating the world and had no karma at all, walked out of the Pangu Temple.

And under Qin Xuan's careful teaching of "fists are the truth, and opportunities all depend on grabbing", Zuwu's style of painting has completely gone astray!

Since then, the largest bandit gang in the prehistoric world was born!

"Fellow Daoist, this cushion is destined for me!"

"Yuanshi, hand over the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi!"

"Jie Yin Zhunti glanced at us, he must be planning something! Brothers, kill him!"

............

Without the witch clan, the demon clan dominated the world.

Unable to bear the oppression, countless creatures joined the Zifu Immortal Court.

A great catastrophe of immortals and demons broke out.

Queen Mother of the West chasing the sun?

Dong Wanggong shoots the sun?

Yuanshi angrily crashed into Mount Buzhou?

The entire prehistoric world was in chaos.

Countless years later.

Qin Xuan and the Twelve Ancestral Witches used the Thirteen Capitals of Heavenly Merit Formation, intending to chat with Hongjun.

When the real body of Pangu, who had dominated the ages and whose merits and virtues shone brightly enough to blind a dog, crushed the gate of Zixiao Palace with one foot.

Hongjun's face turned green, and he ran away overnight carrying the Jade Disc of Creation...

Qin Changsheng traveled through the ancient times and awakened the god-level auction system.

An auction was established in the ancient times, which had all kinds of divine objects from heaven to holy weapons.

On the day the auction was held, all the saints and gods in the ancient world received invitations.

Suddenly, the world was shaken and all the saints went crazy.

The Supreme Laozi's voice trembled: "I am determined to obtain the Hongmeng Purple Qi. Whoever dares to challenge me is opposing me."

Nuwa: "There's actually a Chaos Pearl up for auction. I'm going to get it even if it means losing everything."

Tongtian: "There is a sword that is more terrifying than the Zhuxian Sword. I want it."

Donghuang Taiyi: "Chaos Seeds aren't even that attractive anymore. I made the right choice to come to this auction."

Hou Tu: "Whoever dares to buy the Father God's heart blood, I will chop him into pieces."

Yuan Shi: "Brother, Kunlun Mountain must be sold at auction."

Main characters: Qin Yang,

After traveling through the ancient Longhan era when great gods were everywhere, he turned into an ordinary dead tree.

Without roots and cultivation, the future is dark.

Fortunately, the Hongmeng amplification system was activated.

Immediately gain ten thousand times the speed of enlightenment, ten thousand times the speed of practice, and ten thousand times the speed of comprehension.

From then on, Lin Qing made rapid progress on the path of cultivation, and attaining the Great Dao was as easy as drinking water.

Luohou: When I first met him, he was just a celestial being. How come he is about to become a saint now?

Hongjun: The depth of his laws is comparable to what I have learned in my entire life. He is simply Pangu in the world!

Yang Mei: I used to think I was invincible in the way of space, but after meeting Lin Qing, I realized there is always someone better than you!

Three Pure Ones: Great Immortal, please accept our worship!

Xu Feng journeys through the prehistoric world, inheriting the body and soul of the ancient Yinglong. At this time, the prehistoric dragon clan boasts only ten Golden Immortals and fewer than a hundred Nine-clawed Golden Dragons. They are oppressed everywhere, especially by the demons. As Hongjun attains sainthood and preaches, Xu Feng capitalizes on his foresight of the prehistoric world to seize the initiative, gain luck, and seize magical treasures! He leads the dragon clan out of their shackles and achieves sainthood!