[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"
He traveled into the ancient times and became the protagonist of Conferred Gods, Jiang Ziya, who had just been accepted as a disciple by Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun.
This was a good start, and I thought I was reaching the peak of my life.
But in this world, background is extremely important, and the original owner’s talent is really too poor.
Fortunately, I have a magical power enhancement system.
Supernatural power: The art of changing shape ten thousand times, reborn to become a top-notch innate god or demon.
Supernatural power: The ability to call the wind and rain a hundred thousand times, thunder and lightning wreaking havoc and sweeping storms, natural disasters destroying the world, all things being destroyed in one go.
Supernatural powers: Billions of times more powerful than the laws of heaven and earth, and a body that can become a saint, how difficult is that? Just watch me tear the sky apart with my hands and crush the earth with my feet!
After waking up, he found himself transported back to the Conferred Gods, where he became King Zhou, who would eventually burn himself to death. Inside the Nine-Room Hall, Qin Yun felt as though the person he had traveled to wasn't right, and the time he traveled to wasn't right either. He wore a black, long-sleeved royal robe, embroidered with a black bird pattern in gold thread. Someone in the hall shouted, "Your servant, Shang Rong..."
My name is Yuanshi, and I am Yiyuan Fushi;
My name is Yuanshi, I control the cause of all effects;
My name is Yuanshi, I understand the source of all the ways;
My name is Yuanshi, and I create the beginning of all things.
The Great Demon of the Age of Ending Law, the Yuanshi Dream Demon, failed to overcome the tribulation. He took the Hongmeng treasure Yuanshi Seal and was reborn in the wilderness, step by step to walk out of his own Yuanshi Avenue!
The creatures of the ancient world, after experiencing the Long-Han Tribulation, the Lich Tribulation, and the Conferred God Tribulation, established a system based on class and hierarchy.
But something called a system has completely broken the ancient pattern. The saints are all greedy for the system. They have opened hundreds of millions of merits, but no usable system has been developed. The saint said that this wave of losses is numb.
There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!
A modern man travels through time and space to the primitive era. Unexpectedly, he becomes the villain, the demon master Kunpeng. In order to become a saint, he makes many calculations and finally becomes a saint.
The main characters: Kunpeng, Tongtian Sect Master, Taishang Laojun,
Li Changsheng traveled to the world of Journey to the West, during the Spring and Autumn Period of Nanyong Buzhou. Be determined to seek immortals and seek immortality. He knew that a big opportunity was to cross the Hangu Pass. He came to Hanguguan and chose to be a gatekeeper. On this day, the purple gas came from the east and saw the Taiqing Taoist Tianzun riding a green cow and in a linen suit who was about to pass. Li Changsheng bowed and said, "I've been floating for half my life. I just want to not meet a famous teacher. If you don't give up, I'm willing to learn from you." ... [Journey to the West] [Non-Honghuang] [Original Purpose of Journey to the West] Journey to the West is not only a book of gods and demons, but also a book of cultivation... Heart ape, Yima, Jin Gong, Mumu, Six Thieves...
Hongyun was born before the judgment of the universe, and the fire of the catastrophe tempered the soul to realize the innocence. The dark weaving of the heavenly net bound the catastrophe, and invited Hongjun to enter the killing flag! Reborn Hongyun, but was killed in the time before the judgment of the universe. Having seen the gods and demons fall in the catastrophe, and experienced the three tribes’ war and the suffering of all living beings, Hongyun, who knows the horror of the catastrophe, is unwilling to be a pawn at the mercy of others. With a backhand move, he turned the Tiangang around and asked, "Since the Taoist master is in charge of the catastrophe, why doesn’t he respond to it personally?"
As the first ray of light in the primordial world, He is destined to illuminate its path. He is a witness to the times; He is a participant in the times; He is immeasurable light, immeasurable life, and immeasurable blessings. He leaves behind the past, dwells in the present, and gazes into the future. He modifies the past, creates the present, and determines the future. He comes from one universe and goes to another.