[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

This is an absolutely high-end primordial world. Here, even an ordinary Great Luo Golden Immortal transcends the river of time, is immortal, and stronger than the saints of other primordial worlds. Here, saints are omniscient and omnipotent; nothing in the multiverse holds any secret for them. This is the most terrifying plane in all the heavens, a graveyard for all transmigrators. Chen Feng transmigrated to this world with a system called the Chaos Dao, and this system kept instigating him to cause trouble. Chen Feng looked silently at his fellow transmigrators who had died tragically beside him. Then, he betrayed the system. "Dao Ancestor, I am extremely loyal!"

Traveling through the wild tribes of the Journey to the West world, Xiaoyu is fortunate to have a magical power, the Great Father-Killing: as long as he worships someone as his adoptive father, Xiaoyu can immediately deduce a way to kill this "adoptive father" in his mind.

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Scenario 1:

The golden-horned boy held the purple-gold-red gourd of Taishang Laojun in his hand and laughed: Yu Fengxian, I am calling you daddy, do you dare to answer?

Xiao Yu smiled brightly. "Foolish demon, even your master wouldn't dare agree when I called him 'adoptive father'... Hey, you're so bold that you've already agreed in your heart?" Good-for-nothing, so weak that you couldn't even activate this fairy's 'Great Destroyer Father'.

The sword flashed, and Jinjiao fell to the ground.

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Scenario 2:

Taibai Star Lord: General Yu, although you are the king of the human world and live a free and easy life, it is not as peaceful as the life in heaven. Now, as long as you agree to the request of His Majesty the Jade Emperor and stop acting against the will of heaven, you can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and be listed in the immortal list.

Xiao Yu was curious: If I go to the Heavenly Palace, what official position will the Jade Emperor give me? Will it be Bi Ma Wen?

Taibai Xingjun was surprised and asked: "How could it be Bimawen? Given the fairy's abundant martial virtue, 'Wu Quxing' is also worthy of it."

Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said seriously: "I am not good at martial arts, but I love poetry, singing and dancing. Please report to the Lingxiao Palace, Star God. I have been wandering for half my life, and now I am fortunate to meet the Jade Emperor's appreciation. I am willing to become his adoptive father and serve him for life."

Taibai Star Lord had a dull expression: What?

Xiaoyu coughed lightly a few times: Please ask the Jade Emperor to make me a happy "Seventh Fairy", yes, the Eighth Fairy is also fine.

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A primitive world with the background of Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and legends of immortal foxes.