[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

After traveling through the prehistoric world, he became Laozi's first disciple and was given the name Qingxuan! Familiar with the plot of the prehistoric world, he decided to cling to the Taishang's leg. Little did he know, the Three Pure Ones could hear his thoughts. Upon his ascension, Hongjun said, "Three Pure Ones and I have a connection. Will you accept me as your master?" The Three Pure Ones were so excited they wanted to kneel and kowtow. "Haha, what nonsense! I'm just trying to steal your Pangu luck so I can better plan my own prehistoric world. Without Hongjun, as Pangu's descendants, achieving Hunyuan is inevitable!" Upon hearing this, the Three Pure Ones suddenly realized their reluctance to accept him, leaving Hongjun bewildered. "I wish to unite myself with the Way of Heaven. Since I have no use for this treasure from the past, I'll give it to you!" "Haha? Nonsense! It's clear that the Creation Treasure has long been bound to the Three Pure Ones, destined to be theirs. And since you can't refine it, that's why you're...

[Multiple time travelers + no female protagonist + cool story + system sacrifice]

Time Traveler No. 1: I, the third brother of Jinwu, want to build the most powerful demon court!

Time traveler number two: I am the Thirteenth Ancestor of Witches, and I want the Witch Clan to dominate the world!

Time traveler number three: I, King Dong, want to establish the most powerful immortal court!

Time traveler number four: Old thief Hongjun, give me your life!

…

Countless time travelers descended upon the prehistoric world, claiming themselves to be the protagonists of the prehistoric world. They punched the Three Pure Ones and kicked Zhunti in an attempt to overthrow Hongjun's rule.

Hongjun didn't care about this at all: "How dare a mere time traveler be so presumptuous! Come on! Release Hongtian!"

Thus, the story of Hongtian, Hongjun's biological son, and many time travelers begins!

Li Changqing traveled through the ancient world and became a Qi-refining master on Jiulong Island who had no sense of existence.

The calamity of the Conferred Gods is approaching.

In order to avoid being reduced to ashes in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, Li Changqing has to take the initiative to come out of the mountains to save himself.

It was too late for him to join the Heavenly Court, so he could only join the Great Shang to earn merits to protect himself while practicing hard to improve his strength.

Unknowingly, he had become a frequent visitor to the Wahuang Palace and the most outstanding second-generation disciple in the eyes of all the saints.

Nuwa: Changqing is my favorite human being.

Taiqing: The great way that Changqing practices seems to be related to my Taiqing Yin-Yang Great Way.

Yuanshi: Jiejiao has many people who are born from eggs and wear scales and armor, but Changqing is the only one who is not

Travel to a world of conferred gods where immortals walk everywhere and only golden immortals can tremble!

Or is it King Zhou who just blasphemed Nuwa in the Nuwa Temple?

The nine-tailed fox Daji is about to enter the palace, the princes are about to rebel, and Xiqi is gradually rising!

What is the beginning of the collapse of the sky?

This is the beginning of the collapse of the sky!

Choose to live a life of drunkenness and dream, and enjoy the next twenty years?

No!

He wants to conquer nature!

He is the contemporary emperor of mankind, the emperor of the human race!

His fate, the fate of the human race, is not up to the Gods and Buddhas to decide! ...

He traveled through the ancient times and became Luo Xuan, the Flame Immortal of Fire Dragon Island, an outer disciple of Jiejiao.

Facing the great calamity of Conferred Gods, Luo Xuan planned every step and practiced hard to improve his strength.

Use the Dingshui beads and the Dragon beads to refine the water and fire into a harmonious whole.

Use the divine fire from the primeval world to forge the foundation of the way of fire.

Collect the Samadhi True Fire, the Six Ding Divine Fire, the Netherworld Ghost Fire, the Red Lotus Karma Fire, the Sun and Moon True Fire, and even the Great Sun Golden Flame.

All fires converge into one, using fire to prove the truth!

Luo Xuan: "My good horse has trodden through the three realms, my divine fire has burned through the six paths, the west and the east, the chaos of the wilderness, the Jiejiao is supreme!"

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

[Logic Online][Traditional Wilderness][Qiyun Zhengdao]

A sleeping soul that traveled through the ancient times happened to meet Pangu, the god who opened the sky. The soul was integrated into the banana tree, one of the ten innate spiritual roots.

Without system plug-ins, don’t even dream of beating Hongjun.

But the opportunity that should be fought for must still be fought for. Even after traveling through the primitive times, still talking about cause and effect? ​​Isn't that just mentally ill?

Laozi, Yuanshi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Jieyin, and Zhunti, the six saints, were all shocked and asked: "Qinghuan Daoist, how did you successfully merge the three corpses into one? And you were able to achieve enlightenment without the Hongmeng Purple Qi? Why are we all so ambitious and meritorious, but the three corpses still don't have..."

Hongjun: Congratulations to fellow Daoist for achieving the Great Dao, which has been recognized by the three Daos.

From then on, there was a new religion in the ancient world called: Yuanjiao.

Follow your heart and all things will return to their origin - enlighten your mind and follow nature, the Way of Heaven is the origin - follow your heart and follow Heaven.

Qin Xuan traveled to the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor witch who should not have appeared, and controlled the law of power.

Thinking of the tragic ending of the Lich War in the future, he set his sights on his twelve brothers and sisters who were all muscle.

If we could sterilize the Twelve Ancestral Witches...

Without the witch clan, where would the witch-lich catastrophe come from?

Then the thirteen ancient witches, who were full of merits in creating the world and had no karma at all, walked out of the Pangu Temple.

And under Qin Xuan's careful teaching of "fists are the truth, and opportunities all depend on grabbing", Zuwu's style of painting has completely gone astray!

Since then, the largest bandit gang in the prehistoric world was born!

"Fellow Daoist, this cushion is destined for me!"

"Yuanshi, hand over the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi!"

"Jie Yin Zhunti glanced at us, he must be planning something! Brothers, kill him!"

............

Without the witch clan, the demon clan dominated the world.

Unable to bear the oppression, countless creatures joined the Zifu Immortal Court.

A great catastrophe of immortals and demons broke out.

Queen Mother of the West chasing the sun?

Dong Wanggong shoots the sun?

Yuanshi angrily crashed into Mount Buzhou?

The entire prehistoric world was in chaos.

Countless years later.

Qin Xuan and the Twelve Ancestral Witches used the Thirteen Capitals of Heavenly Merit Formation, intending to chat with Hongjun.

When the real body of Pangu, who had dominated the ages and whose merits and virtues shone brightly enough to blind a dog, crushed the gate of Zixiao Palace with one foot.

Hongjun's face turned green, and he ran away overnight carrying the Jade Disc of Creation...

Although this world is called the Great Desolation.

Although there's a mountain called Buzhou in the center of the continent.

Although I just captured a time traveler who thought he was Luohou.

But this world truly isn't the Great Desolation, and I truly am not Hongjun Daozu.

Gao Yao: "Stop talking. I understand. Daozu, please accept my disciple's greetings."

Hong Yi: "Thank you, Daozu, for teaching me the method to make everyone like a dragon."

Xiao Yan: "Daozu, you're too low-key. Besides you, who else can wholesale the Jade Discs of Creation?"

Hong Jun looked down at the object in his hand. Was it too late to call it a CD?