Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,

After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.

Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.

What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.

Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!

Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!

Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!

Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?

…

The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"

Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?

Yin Jiao woke up and traveled to become the prince of the Shang Dynasty, awakening the system of the tyrant.

"Ding! Forced to dig up 100,000 acres of fertile land, tyrant points +9w!"

"Ding! Forced to rob Su Daji, tyrant points +99w!"

Emperor Xin sighed to the sky: "Why did I give birth to such a rebellious son!"

Soon after.

"Your Majesty, the prince has grown a thousand kilograms of food per mu!"

"Your Majesty, the prince has unified the world!"

Emperor Xin laughed: "I am old, the prince will ascend the throne tomorrow!"

Civil and military officials: "Your Highness must be a wise monarch!"

Yin Jiao was unhappy: "What wise monarch! I want to be a tyrant!"

Main characters: Yin Jiao, Emperor Xin, Ji Fa, Yang Jian,

[Primordial Era + Investiture of the Gods + No System] Having transmigrated to the moment after composing a poem at Nuwa's Palace, Yin Shou finds himself as King Zhou. He's a little panicked. Where's the system? Where's the cheat code? This is the Investiture of the Gods; what's the use of diligent governance here? Yin Shou decides to go all out! So what if he's a tyrant? So what if he indulges in wine, women, and extravagance… who doesn't know those? "Su Hu, quickly send Su Daji to Chaoge!" "National Preceptor Shen, I've heard you have wide connections… would you mind introducing me to the Three Immortal Maidens of Sanxiao?" "Grand Tutor, I also want to learn Taoist magic from the Golden Spirit Mother!"… Yin Shou goes further and further down the path of a tyrant, but the fortunes of the Shang Dynasty rise instead of fall. Yin Shou slowly awakens the power of a Human Emperor; a single word can decide life and death, a single utterance can boost fortune, a single decree can bestow the title of God of Humanity! "What happened to being a tyrant… how did I become an eternal Human Emperor?"

Li Xiao becomes Tongtian's fifth direct disciple, and Yunxiao overhears his thoughts!

"Fifth Brother, what are you staring at Dingguangxian for?"

"Nothing, I want to eat rabbit meat!"

[This fellow Dingguangxian wants to betray his religion. How can we kill him? ]

"Fifth Brother, could you please stop being such a jerk?"

[What else can I do if I don’t play the game? I’m already invincible, if I don’t play the game, what else can I do?]

[The three Xiaos are quite pitiful. Yunxiao was pressed under the Qilin Cliff, and Qiongxiao and Bixiao died. I have to save them!]

[Forget it, I can save Jiejiao as well, I’m going to fight Hongjun]

Lu Yun traveled through the ancient times and joined a chat group for travelers, and at the beginning he awakened the system of listening to advice.

Just complete other people's suggestions and you'll get rewards.

So, Lu Yun started to send questions in the group, and the group members started to talk wildly.

"The Three Pure Ones are vying to take you as their disciple? I suggest you don't worship anyone! We time travelers must prove our truth independently!"

"Di Jun and Tai Yi are your enemies? Why don't you go to Taiyin Star and snatch Di Jun's wife away!"

"Hongjun wants to give you the Hongmeng Purple Qi? There must be something fishy about this, you must refuse!"

"He forced the Hongmeng Purple Qi on you? It's okay, you can auction it off and let it cheat others!"

Lu Yun did as he was told, and soon, everything changed.

"Ding, you listened to the advice, and you are rewarded with the skill: "Star Change."

"Ding, you listened to the advice, and you are rewarded with the qualification: heaven-defying comprehension.

" "Ding, you listened to the advice, and you are rewarded with the magical power: Three Thousand Great Ways."

Many years later, when the group members saw Lu Yun controlling the wilderness and overlooking the heavens, they were in tears.

We were just talking big, who knew this guy would be so obedient and dare to do anything!

[Ding! Gain Daji's loyalty and love +99999...]

"Daji will always love the king!"

"The king's orders are always right!"

"My king, please give Daji your orders!"

This is not the Conferred God, this is the Great Desolation of Emperor Xin! The path of the tyrant Zhou of Shang is rising!

Yunlin died suddenly due to overtime work and traveled through the ancient times. The system asked him to make a choice.

Option 1: Possess the best physique in the entire world, practice diligently, and you will surely become a saint!

Option 2: Obtain the blessing of the will of the great god Pangu, comprehend the law of power, fulfill Pangu's last wish, and strengthen the prehistoric world!

Option three: Get infinite luck, no disasters or catastrophes, and always be lucky!

Yunlin decisively chose three.

The Three Pure Ones just happened to come, and Laozi didn't want to be involved in the cause and effect with the three tribes. Yuanshi thought Yunlin was too lazy.

Yunlin became a disciple of Tongtian Sect...

Lin Xuan traveled to the ancient world, activated the invincible heavenly system, and reached the invincible realm of the Great Dao, but he didn't know it.

The dog he raised looked like a country dog ​​because it ate the food he cooked every day, but it was actually at the saint level.

The fruits and tea trees he planted were influenced by him every day and were more terrifying than the ten innate spiritual roots.

One day, the system left, and Lin Xuan wailed, feeling that as a mortal, there was no way he could survive the impending Conferred God Tribulation. The mortal and the local dog depended on each other for survival, and they hunted for a living.

But he never expected that the slingshot would shoot down a big bird - it was Kunpeng, the master of all monsters.

The three realms were shaken, and powerful people came to pay homage to this seemingly ordinary courtyard, thinking that Lin Xuan was an extremely powerful person.

This is such a joke! Lin Xuan feels like a mortal who just wants to survive...