Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!

First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!

When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions

—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"

(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

"Senior Tenth Brother is copying scriptures in the side hall again?" "Oh, what a coward! Last time Master asked him to subdue the demon ape, he pretended to be sick and hid for three months!" "When the Conferred God Tribulation comes, this guy without any chance will be the first to be taken away by Heaven!" The discussion in Yuxu Palace drifted into his ears. Su Mo wrote the last word "Tao" without raising his head - the scripture in front of him had been marked by the system with seventeen "calculations left by the saints". "Ding! The fragments of the Conferred God List have been detected. If the host is named, the chance of survival is: 0.3%. Suggested strategy: let the eldest disciple Guangchengzi 'accidentally' see the 'secret letter from the Jiejiao spy' that you hid in the Sutra Pavilion." While everyone was still measuring

Traveling through the wild tribes of the Journey to the West world, Xiaoyu is fortunate to have a magical power, the Great Father-Killing: as long as he worships someone as his adoptive father, Xiaoyu can immediately deduce a way to kill this "adoptive father" in his mind.

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Scenario 1:

The golden-horned boy held the purple-gold-red gourd of Taishang Laojun in his hand and laughed: Yu Fengxian, I am calling you daddy, do you dare to answer?

Xiao Yu smiled brightly. "Foolish demon, even your master wouldn't dare agree when I called him 'adoptive father'... Hey, you're so bold that you've already agreed in your heart?" Good-for-nothing, so weak that you couldn't even activate this fairy's 'Great Destroyer Father'.

The sword flashed, and Jinjiao fell to the ground.

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Scenario 2:

Taibai Star Lord: General Yu, although you are the king of the human world and live a free and easy life, it is not as peaceful as the life in heaven. Now, as long as you agree to the request of His Majesty the Jade Emperor and stop acting against the will of heaven, you can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and be listed in the immortal list.

Xiao Yu was curious: If I go to the Heavenly Palace, what official position will the Jade Emperor give me? Will it be Bi Ma Wen?

Taibai Xingjun was surprised and asked: "How could it be Bimawen? Given the fairy's abundant martial virtue, 'Wu Quxing' is also worthy of it."

Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said seriously: "I am not good at martial arts, but I love poetry, singing and dancing. Please report to the Lingxiao Palace, Star God. I have been wandering for half my life, and now I am fortunate to meet the Jade Emperor's appreciation. I am willing to become his adoptive father and serve him for life."

Taibai Star Lord had a dull expression: What?

Xiaoyu coughed lightly a few times: Please ask the Jade Emperor to make me a happy "Seventh Fairy", yes, the Eighth Fairy is also fine.

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A primitive world with the background of Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and legends of immortal foxes.