Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!
First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!
When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions
—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"
(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)
Qin Xiaofan, a mecha pilot from the new era, transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West. This should have been a joyous occasion. However, he ended up as a flea… [Ding! God-level Evolution System activated!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, first successful evolution, gaining immortality!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for incorporating a trace of Golden Cicada's essence blood, gaining +3 Comprehension!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining one of the Thirty-Six Heavenly Divine Abilities: Five Elements Great Escape!] [Ding! You bit Chang'e, and the Jade Emperor is very angry!] … Qin Xiaofan was excited, but also troubled. How could he keep a low profile after such a commotion? His strength wouldn't allow it!
[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"
"Senior Tenth Brother is copying scriptures in the side hall again?" "Oh, what a coward! Last time Master asked him to subdue the demon ape, he pretended to be sick and hid for three months!" "When the Conferred God Tribulation comes, this guy without any chance will be the first to be taken away by Heaven!" The discussion in Yuxu Palace drifted into his ears. Su Mo wrote the last word "Tao" without raising his head - the scripture in front of him had been marked by the system with seventeen "calculations left by the saints". "Ding! The fragments of the Conferred God List have been detected. If the host is named, the chance of survival is: 0.3%. Suggested strategy: let the eldest disciple Guangchengzi 'accidentally' see the 'secret letter from the Jiejiao spy' that you hid in the Sutra Pavilion." While everyone was still measuring
Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.
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Transmigrating to the primordial world, he became the unlucky Northern Sea Black Tortoise, destined to have his limbs severed to mend the sky. Mu Changsheng decided to take the initiative, severing his own limbs to support the heavens in order to save his life. This act attracted the attention of the Great Dao, receiving its blessing and allowing him to condense the Xuanhuang Dao Body, thus escaping his fate of death. At the same time, the All-Heavens Chat Group invited him to join. "Ding, Primordial Black Tortoise Changsheng Dao Venerable has joined the chat group." Zhang Sanfeng: "Welcome newcomer." Footprint Emperor: "Dao Venerable? What a boastful tone, can you withstand my breath without dying?" Great Qin Ancestral Dragon: "The newcomer is arrogant." Blue Star Man Su Xiao: "Holy crap, Primordial world? Black Tortoise? Boss, please hug me." Northern Liang Prince Xu Feng: "Looks like..."
He transmigrated to the primordial world, only to become the unfortunate Ao Bing, skinned and dismembered by Nezha. He didn't aspire to sainthood, but he also refused to let the dragon race become delicacies for the gods! Fortunately, he awakened a "Listen to Advice System" and joined the Heavenly Chat Group, where listening to advice could make him stronger. However, the group members seemed somewhat unreliable, offering increasingly outrageous suggestions. Furness and Thor, not particularly bright, were one thing, but then there was Han Laomo, who taught him the true meaning of mastering the art of survival! But how did Tom and Jia Xu even get into the group?! ... Jia Xu: "My lord, I have a plan!" Ao Bing: "No, you don't!"
Hong Yun transmigrated to the primordial world and became the unlucky Ancestor Hongyun. Initially panicked, he was surprised to discover his cheat-like ability activated: praising others brought random rewards! So Hongyun decided to praise every living being in the entire primordial world. Spiritual treasures, spiritual roots, the Great Dao, supernatural powers… the more he praised, the more he received! [Ding, you praised Nuwa, congratulations to the host for randomly receiving a reward: Creation Law Fragment x3] [Ding, you praised Houtu, congratulations to the host for randomly receiving a reward: Pangu Essence Blood x1] [Ding, you praised Tongtian, congratulations to the host for randomly receiving a reward: Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation Fragment x1] [Ding, you praised Hongjun, congratulations to the host for randomly receiving a reward: Creation Jade Disc Fragment x1] [...] By chance, Hongyun became Hongjun's disciple, joined the Witch Clan, and led the Witch Clan to transform and upgrade the primordial world. After the Heavenly Dao fully awakened, the entire Dao went numb! Years later, Hongyun, bearing various titles such as "Hongjun's Beloved Disciple," "Ancestral Witch of the Witch Clan," "Advisor to the Demon Clan," "Holy Father of the Human Race," and "Primordial Succubus," could only sigh silently. "This humble Taoist doesn't eat beef!" Main Character: Hongyun
The chaotic destiny tilted, transforming into a ferocious beast destined to be swept away like dust. Struggling to survive in the primordial wilderness, it reversed its fate, expounding the laws and proving the Dao.