My grandpa is very strange. He burns incense for himself every day and stands in front of his own spirit tablet to eat candles.

People in the village are very afraid of grandpa.

I am also afraid of grandpa.

Later I found out that they were not afraid of grandpa, but me.

Grandpa is also afraid of me.

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My name is Chen Shi.

Chen means honest, Shi means honest.

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Moreover, heaven and earth are the furnace, and nature is the craftsman; yin and yang are the charcoal, and all things are the copper.

One day, I will let the furnace fire that refines the world be replaced by the flame that belongs to me

Consume your lifespan to infuse martial arts, and you can perform deductions infinitely.

Shen Yi's mortal body has a lifespan of no more than a hundred years, but fortunately he can obtain the remaining lifespan of demons by killing them.

Drawing a long sword in this chaotic world full of evil spirits makes these creatures who have lived for thousands of years terrified!

From [Eagle Claw Kung Fu] to [Eight Desolate Sky-Splitting Hand], from [Demon Subduing Fist] to [Golden Body Prison-Suppressing Dharma Image]!

Shen Yi would occasionally wonder why his lifespan seemed to be increasing the more he used it.

He sheathed his sword and looked up at the sky. He had heard that above the clouds there was a Jade Palace in the Sky, filled with thousands of saints, each of whom had experienced endless years.

This time I came to the sky just to borrow a million years from the immortals to prove my immortality.

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This book is also known as "I'll Let You Spend Your Life Practicing Martial Arts, Will You Spend Others' Life?" and "Fellow Daoist, Please Stay, Your Lifespan Is Destined to Me."

The world has been rebuilt since its destruction.

On top of the dangerous cliff, build a towering building.

Those known as the Chosen Ones are active behind the scenes of reality, walking in the shadows of history, possessing extraordinary powers, and receiving worship and awe.

Some people say that they are destined to succeed and are one in a million.

But Ji Jue was not interested in destiny.

He just wanted to go and see the scenery above destiny one day.

“……”

The recorder stopped writing here and looked at the mechanic with greasy hands: "So, this is your reason for undermining the international order, trafficking in forbidden weapons, funding subversive organizations, triggering a bipolar war, and plotting to rule the world in secret?"

"It's none of my business!"

Ji Jue rolled his eyes: "I'm just a lousy car mechanic!"

The world has been in chaos for more than three hundred years.

There is endless singing and dancing in the Central Plains, foreign races are preparing for war, swordsmen are everywhere in the world, and famous generals are suppressing the ten directions.

Five years before the world falls into chaos, the young pharmacist Li Guan kills someone on a rainy night.

I finally opened my eyes and saw the chaos in this world.

There are piles of bones under the horses' hooves, famous generals, beauties, martial arts world, magic weapons, common people, and Dharma images.

Since ancient times, only white bones and yellow sand fields have been seen!

Confucian scholars were crushed by iron hooves; Buddhas were swept flat by spears!

I, Li Guanyi, invite this world to die!

Three Emperors have died in quick succession. The prince whom nobody had taken notice of unexpectedly succeeds to the throne. He is quickly plunged into layers upon layers of danger. The Empress Dowager dislikes him, wishing to install a younger, more obedient Emperor. His half-brother dislikes him, accusing him of stealing the throne that is rightfully his. The palace attendants and servants dislike him, believing that he is not a true Emperor. The Child Emperor must save himself.

Yue Buqun sighed deeply: "It would be fine if you followed the path of the Sword Sect, but you..."

Yu Lianzhou was heartbroken: "If I had known you would be like this, I would have passed on the Tiger Claw to you."

Qiu Chuji was helpless: "Evil creature! You...you...Alas! I'd better help you go to your uncle to ask for the Nine Yin Manual."

Uncle Jiu held his forehead and shook his head. "This one is the 'Corpse Refining Method,' and this one is the 'Taiyin Form Refining Technique.' Stop messing around with those crap of yours. I'm afraid that one day the Grandmaster will come down to earth to clean up the mess, and he'll clean me up too."

(PS: This book does not provide a place to store your brain. If you don’t need it while reading this book, just throw it away.

PS2: This book is also known as "Urgently Seeking Anti-Harmony Patch, Waiting Online" and "What's Dirty or Not, As Long as It Works")