[Memes + Funny + Various Ways to Fight Marriage Pressure + Lao Liu] Also known as "108 Ways to Deal with Marriage Pressure." Due to the dramatic decline in marriage rates in recent years, Mango TV created the live broadcast "Four Generations of Marriage Observation" to help everyone appreciate the beauty of marriage. One family each from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s was selected for observation. Lin Hao, a single man born in the 2000s, served as the control group. "Marriage is too extreme; being single keeps me safe." "Being single is good; I can be with whoever I want." "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings; without them, I will enjoy my own happiness." ... Mom: If you don't get married, I won't be able to sleep at night. Lin Hao: How about taking a night shift? Mom: I love children. You can have a child without getting married. Lin Hao: I can find you a nanny job. Relatives: You should do what you should do at your age. You should get married when you're old enough to die. Lin Hao: Do I have to die when I'm old enough to die? While everyone else is struggling to make ends meet, Lin Hao is enjoying life to the fullest, playing games, fishing, and sleeping in. He was supposed to be a negative example and went crazy. The audience cried with envy: This is the life we dream of!
Ning Shu was bound to a male god system, and every world tried to influence them, but... "Be good, don't be afraid of me." The sickly young master hugged his waist, his lips curled seductively, his breath ambiguous. The school bully pushed him into a corner, pinching his cheek as he ate candy: "Is it sweet? Open your mouth and let me taste it." The popular movie star hugged him, bent down and said in a low voice, "Come here, give your husband a kiss." Ning Shu cried: "Don't... don't kiss me so hard" - I'm crazy for you, and I can also become a Buddha for you. 1v1, gentle little pitiful girl x various big-name male gods, professional in spreading sugar, if it's not sweet, come over and hit me through the network.
【Composition】+【Behind the Scenes】+【Classic Songs】+【Time Travel】
Jiang Fan travels to a parallel world where entertainment is flourishing and traffic is king!
Here I come, bringing all the entertainment works from the original world!
[Ding~ The host created a famous patriotic saying: "Every man has his share of responsibility for the fate of his country"! ]
【Congratulations on winning the 100,000 yuan cash prize. 】
[Ding~ The host created a patriotic martial arts novel, "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"! ]
【Congratulations on obtaining 【God-level Fighting Skills】.】
Wen Hao, who traveled to a parallel world, was bound to the [God-level Literary Master System].
As long as you create any work with patriotism as the theme, it will trigger the system's random rewards.
From then on, his life was on the rise and he had a bright future.
As Wenhao created more and more patriotic poems, novels, plays and songs.
He discovered that he was already the richest man in the world.
【Transformation, partial hundred, daily life, live broadcast, contrast】
Good news, he who was accidentally hit by a car in his previous life is alive again.
Bad news, after recovering his memories of his past life, he discovered that he was actually a beautiful girl with fair skin, beautiful face and long legs in this life!
Looking at the nine-digit wallet balance and the luxury villa worth tens of millions, Liucheng looked down at the little dress he was wearing and fell into deep thought. He suddenly felt that being a financially independent beautiful girl seemed... not bad?
Liu Cheng decided to pick up the hobbies from her two lives again. She would lie down and play games, sing, draw pictures of beautiful women, write online novels that border on harem, and when she was unhappy, she would go on live broadcast to scold her fans to satisfy their hentai needs. As for why she became more popular the more she scolded, Liu Cheng was also confused. She didn't know either!
(Daily life + cute pets + scenic spot management + relaxing)
Rabbits that can't be caught, geese that can't be trapped, pigs that roll balls, dogs that drive toy cars... plus a variety of exciting activities, the originally abandoned scenic area has been transformed into top-notch scenery!
After the scenic spot became popular, the reporter asked Qi Yue:
"Boss Qi, the animals in the scenic area are so amazing, how did you do it?"
Qi Yue: "I reiterate, I really didn't teach them, they learned it on their own."
Reporter: "Don't you lose money by hosting so many exciting events?"
Qi Yue smiled on the surface, but thought to himself:
"Loss of money? That's not happening."
"I'm almost making a killing, okay!"
[The rating is low because it has just been released, it will increase]
[Parallel World + Cheat Code + Campus + Relaxed Daily Life + No System]
[Purely plagiarized and refreshing, no entertainment industry, no melodramatic slapstick, the main focus is on a lighthearted and happy atmosphere! ]
"You can't be young and feel young at the same time."
As Gu Yuan wrote this, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he thought proudly:
"But I'm different because I'm born again!"
After being reborn as a high school student in a parallel world, Gu Yuan discovered that the literary atmosphere here was extremely strong, with competitions for admission, perfect copyrights, and developed publishing... The only thing that was wrong was that all those masterpieces from his previous life were basically gone!
In that case, he won’t pretend anymore!
The online literature world is in chaos! The line "Don't bully the poor young" from "Fight Break Sphere" went viral, while the line "The Immortal Peak is the Proud of the World" from "Perfect" dominated an entire era! Under the pen name "Pond Fish," he became the ultimate online writer!
The physical book world is a riot! "A Small Shop at the Edge of the Cloud" has evoked tears, "Dragon Clan" has become a totem of youth, and "Your Name" has rewritten the boundaries of pure love! Under the pen name [Gu Yuan], he has become a renowned bestselling author!
In school, he is the talented literary boy Gu Yuan, who sweeps all the high school students in the country in literary competitions.
Just when the world thought this was his limit,
He slowly pulled out Harry Potter, The Three-Body Problem, and One Hundred Years of Solitude (Chinese remastered edition)...
Everyone: "Wait a minute?! Isn't the style of these calligraphy and paintings wrong?!"
Until one day, the vest was suddenly exposed.
The entire internet went wild: "'Fights Break Sphere' and 'One Hundred Years of Solitude' were written by the same person? You have a split literary personality!"
Gu Yuan spread his hands: "Calm down, I'm just a ruthless copying...creative machine."
How come as he kept writing...he became a literary giant?
When he woke up, Chen saw himself being held in the arms of the beautiful school girl.
He looked at the scales on his body and mistakenly thought he had become a young animal.
But when the beautiful school girl contacted the Institute of Animal Science, it shocked the country and made a sensation around the world.
Special forces escort, the boss is here in person!
He turned out to be a totem that only existed in legends in the thousand-year-old civilization of the Dragon Kingdom: a five-clawed real dragon!
Roar, Chen said, a true national treasure was born!
Bald eagles, polar bears, pandas...all of them, get out of my way!
The dragon's might is revealed, and all beasts submit!
When the emperor gets angry, the mountains collapse and the earth cracks, and thunder shakes the sky!
Ambergris, which gathers the essence of the sun, moon, heaven and earth, can cure all diseases!
Dragon scales are invulnerable to swords and guns, and even missiles cannot penetrate them!
Dragon blood is immune to all poisons and strengthens the body and keeps the skin young!
Dragon urine, when you urinate in the water, the fish will turn into dragons, when you urinate in the mountains, the grass will turn into mushrooms!
…
In his previous life, Lin Xiao was attacked and killed by poachers in order to protect rare animals.
When she opened her eyes again, she had become the unlucky little unknown who was kidnapped because she accidentally saw poachers poaching rare animals - Lin Xiao!
Later, Lin Xiao escaped through his own efforts, reported the poaching group, and rescued the stolen snow leopard.
Before she could even be happy, she was scolded by her agent, who even forced her to accompany him drinking?
Lin Xiao just gave up and left!
What's so fun about the entertainment industry? Her beloved pets are even cuter.
Red panda, little snow leopard, little squirrel, little tiger... hug, cuddle, and twist!
Huh?
How did she become so famous?
Lu Chengshen, the eldest son of the Lu family, gave up the family business to pursue his ideals and devoted himself to wildlife protection, becoming a leading animal protection expert.
However, no one expected that he was a cat-hating dog behind the scenes.
No matter what kind of animal it is, once it falls into his hands, it will start to escape and struggle in just two seconds.
Later, a little girl who was particularly popular with animals came into the unit, and Lu Bu's situation became even worse.
Lu Chengshen was extremely envious of Lin Xiao who was surrounded by animals.
Later, at some unknown time, this gaze shifted from the animal in Lin Xiao's arms to Lin Xiao's face.
After a high fever, Xia Lili, who was severely myopic, discovered that not only had her vision returned to normal, she could also see scenes of others about to encounter misfortune!
While handing out flyers on the roadside, she "saw" a handsome athlete student waiting for a bus get his ankle run over by a car and miss the competition, and she watched in tears as athletes from other countries won the championship from the audience.
Even if it was an illusion, Xia Lili would risk being regarded as a mental patient to save people. What if the tragedy really happened?
She pushed the handsome guy away, and the next moment a whole row of bicycles piled on the roadside collapsed!
It turns out that the handsome guy is a butterfly swimming genius. Without suffering a leg injury, he successfully participated in the World Championships and made a splash, even breaking the world record!
Then, Xia Lili got up to wash up, looked up and "saw" herself in the mirror. Then a future scene appeared before her eyes: someone broke into her house and hid in the closet...
later……
The actor's niece was kidnapped, and the actor was surrounded by paparazzi for an interview. Xia Lili "saw" the paparazzi's relentless pursuit, angering the kidnappers. The niece was murdered, and the actor felt guilty about his brother's entrustment of the child, so he jumped off a building in depression...
After get off work in the early hours of the morning, Xia Lili "saw" a professor who had just finished his research having his briefcase robbed. He suffered a sudden heart attack and died during the struggle with the robber. The country lost a leading figure in chip research, with losses exceeding hundreds of billions...
Xia Lili relied on her predictive ability to resolve various crises without any danger, and she made more and more big friends and accumulated more and more bonuses.
Xia Lili: I hope I can meet fewer unlucky people. I get scared to tears every time I save someone!
Official: Don't cry, my daughter, I'll compensate you with a boyfriend carefully selected by the country. World champion, special forces captain, genius doctor... Which one do you want? I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau here.