【Live broadcast + Beast Taming + Daily life + Relaxed and funny + System + Beast Appraisal】
Treasure appraiser Lu Ye woke up and found that the world had entered the era of beast taming.
Just when he was considering whether to continue the live broadcast of treasure appraisal, he accidentally awakened the animal appraisal system and immediately became a glorious animal appraisal anchor.
As a result, the style of his live broadcast room became strange.
"Your two-headed snake's right head looks different from the left. It must have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Go back and give it a full facelift. Remember to make sure both heads look the same."
"You said your Tiankun Chicken King is depressed? Don't worry, just go back and play basketball with him, and he'll be fine. And bring him a little song to sing and dance to. It will definitely cure him."
"Your sled dog is guarding food? What? You only feed a 50-pound pet one pound of dog food every day? Feed it more."
Not only is he good at treating illnesses, but he is also good at assessing the value of pets, developing evolutionary materials, and even hybridization and breeding. Lu Ye is a jack of all trades.
A few years later, Master Lu became famous throughout Blue Star and became the world's number one beastmaster.
People still remember his catchphrase:
"Wow, your pet is really open-minded."
“Humans are slaves to our genes. Family, friendship, and love are all programs controlled by our genes.”
“If there’s a turkey scientist on a farm who discovers that the farmer delivers food every day at noon, and on Easter Sunday, he announces this to the other turkeys, but the farmer doesn’t feed them that day and instead kills them all, how can we be sure that the laws of physics we discover aren’t just as ridiculous as the laws the turkey discovered?”
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When he woke up, Li Shuiwang found himself traveling to a short video creation competition in a parallel world.
When other contestants were doing anime commentary and spoofs, he chose the science track.
The audience was dismissive: Who would watch such boring stuff?
However, as the game progressed, the whole audience was boiling.
“No one can prove that the universe was not created five minutes ago, because all evidence of the universe’s existence, including your memories, could have been created by the Creator five minutes ago.”
"The probability of life arising spontaneously is as small as the probability of a tornado blowing through a garbage dump and assembling the scraps into an airplane. If you think that this can happen, then life must have arisen spontaneously. If you think that this cannot happen, then it must have been created."
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The contents of this book cover: parallel universes, dark forests, farmer hypothesis, Fermi paradox, super artificial intelligence, brain in a vat... 100 scientific and philosophical concepts that will subvert your worldview.
(The original protagonist's name was changed by Tomato, so the author changed the protagonist's name to Li Shuiwang. Please forgive me, my friends.)
(Daily life + cute pets + scenic spot management + relaxing)
Rabbits that can't be caught, geese that can't be trapped, pigs that roll balls, dogs that drive toy cars... plus a variety of exciting activities, the originally abandoned scenic area has been transformed into top-notch scenery!
After the scenic spot became popular, the reporter asked Qi Yue:
"Boss Qi, the animals in the scenic area are so amazing, how did you do it?"
Qi Yue: "I reiterate, I really didn't teach them, they learned it on their own."
Reporter: "Don't you lose money by hosting so many exciting events?"
Qi Yue smiled on the surface, but thought to himself:
"Loss of money? That's not happening."
"I'm almost making a killing, okay!"
Wearing the role of BlackPink's fifth member, leader and producer;
Xu Zhiyou originally wanted to become famous with her talent, so she worked hard and studied for more than ten years. In the end, she found that her face was the most important thing, so she just gave up.
Xu Zhiyou: We are teammates, please pay attention to me.
Park Chae-young: There's no need to be so formal when you kneel down and bow as soon as you meet. We're all family, haha!
Kim Ji-soo: Come and give me a kiss.
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The story of a trainee who failed for ten years, but was transported to a parallel world by an explosion and became a superstar and a capital...
No CP, a story with a strong female lead!
[No female lead] + [Game development] + [Seamless production]
The ratings have just been released and will increase.
There are no long-standing horror stories here.
There is no vast world with seamless connections here.
Shen Rui, who traveled through time and space to become a college student, seemed to have encountered a devastating beginning.
But he was perceptive and discovered that the level of development of games in this world was extremely low!
Gunfights, fighting, racing.
Is this the entire gaming industry?
So, let me knock on the door of the ninth art!
"But why do they all call me an old thief?"
[The rating is low because it has just been released, it will increase]
[Parallel World + Cheat Code + Campus + Relaxed Daily Life + No System]
[Purely plagiarized and refreshing, no entertainment industry, no melodramatic slapstick, the main focus is on a lighthearted and happy atmosphere! ]
"You can't be young and feel young at the same time."
As Gu Yuan wrote this, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he thought proudly:
"But I'm different because I'm born again!"
After being reborn as a high school student in a parallel world, Gu Yuan discovered that the literary atmosphere here was extremely strong, with competitions for admission, perfect copyrights, and developed publishing... The only thing that was wrong was that all those masterpieces from his previous life were basically gone!
In that case, he won’t pretend anymore!
The online literature world is in chaos! The line "Don't bully the poor young" from "Fight Break Sphere" went viral, while the line "The Immortal Peak is the Proud of the World" from "Perfect" dominated an entire era! Under the pen name "Pond Fish," he became the ultimate online writer!
The physical book world is a riot! "A Small Shop at the Edge of the Cloud" has evoked tears, "Dragon Clan" has become a totem of youth, and "Your Name" has rewritten the boundaries of pure love! Under the pen name [Gu Yuan], he has become a renowned bestselling author!
In school, he is the talented literary boy Gu Yuan, who sweeps all the high school students in the country in literary competitions.
Just when the world thought this was his limit,
He slowly pulled out Harry Potter, The Three-Body Problem, and One Hundred Years of Solitude (Chinese remastered edition)...
Everyone: "Wait a minute?! Isn't the style of these calligraphy and paintings wrong?!"
Until one day, the vest was suddenly exposed.
The entire internet went wild: "'Fights Break Sphere' and 'One Hundred Years of Solitude' were written by the same person? You have a split literary personality!"
Gu Yuan spread his hands: "Calm down, I'm just a ruthless copying...creative machine."
How come as he kept writing...he became a literary giant?
【Food】+【Daily Life】+【Funny】+【Healing】+【No Female Lead】
Lu Feng, who had just lost his job, wanted to transfer the small restaurant left by his parents, but unexpectedly activated the Chef God System.
One task per week, random food, random business hours.
He turned ordinary dishes into exquisite delicacies, and diners lined up to grab them with their mouths watering.
Diner 1: Mr. Lu, your dumplings are the best I’ve ever had in my life!
Diner 2: I even threw away my scale just to eat the dumplings you made!
Diner 3: "Boss Lu, can I have an extra serving of fried noodles? If you don't agree, I'll lie down!"
Diners, captivated by the delicious food, expressed dissatisfaction with Lufeng's arbitrary business hours:
Diner 4: Mr. Lu, 9pm is too late. Can we open earlier? Don’t make me beg you!
Diner 5: What? Open at 3am? Boss Lu, you’re really going too far, aren’t you?
Diner 6: It's 3am, Boss Lu, why aren't you open yet? I'm going to starve to death if I can't eat your cooking!
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Diner N: Help! I haven't slept a wink outside Boss Lu's restaurant all night. Can anyone tell me what time it opens this week?
Facts have proven that as long as the food tastes good, no matter how bizarre the conditions are, they can’t stop foodies from coming.
Famous singer: I decided to hold a concert in Jiangcheng for a week... no! A month!
Medical Master: I don't want to leave Jiangcheng anymore. Which hospital is willing to take me in? The closer to Lu's Restaurant, the better!
Retired officer: What? Someone wants to buy the Lu Family Restaurant? Xiao Li! Call the security team and follow me!
State Banquet Chef: Master Lu! Please! Please accept me as your apprentice!
【Entertainment Circle + System + Entertainment + Behind the Scenes】
Lin Rui traveled to a parallel world and awakened the entertainment system.
There is no hunger and no smoke of war here, and everyone is pursuing entertainment. It can be said to be the ceiling of the literary and artistic world!
This is the best era for people working in the arts, and there are opportunities everywhere.
It is also the worst era for those working in the arts. It is a survival of the fittest, and the higher you are praised, the harder you fall.
Looking at the overwhelming endorsement contracts in front of him, Lin Rui suddenly didn't want to be a star anymore. He frantically reminded himself: I am just a porter in a parallel world.
【National Offering】【Reborn into the Unspeakable】【National Destiny】【Evil God】【Decisive Killing】【No Female Protagonist】
When he woke up, Lin Ye became an indescribable evil god.
I thought that the life of a god would be bleak from now on, and I could only count tentacles to play with.
Then the Chinese officials came to the door and said, "Sir, we have something to discuss. We have something 'strange' that we can't handle. Could you help me 'eat' it?"
When Lin Ye took a look, he was surprised to see that they were all S-level monsters that would terrify people!
The sweet "Endless Sorrow"; the jelly-flavored "Deep Corridor"; the sweet "Corroded Rust"...
So, Lin Ye's daily life became: stretching his tentacles, eating weird food, and occasionally complaining about the taste of today's "takeout".
The special agent from the Abnormal Control Bureau gave me after-sales research every day: "Do you think this source of the curse suits your taste? Would you like to have a meal with that Mirror Monster?"
The world is experiencing a strange recovery, while other countries are struggling on the line between life and death.
Lin Ye, however, is enjoying the national-level "feeding" service in China and is living a happy life.
Until that day, North America's man-made gods lost control...
The call went straight to the Alien Management Bureau: "Brother Long, help! We can't hold this thing anymore!"
Lin Ye wiped his non-existent mouth: "Oh? New takeout... pick it up yourself??"
[National Awakening + Strong Growth + Decisive Killing + Insect Control Army]
Lin Hao awakened a new human profession, insect tamer.
After activating the King of Insects, you can travel through the insect world and contract various magical insects.
The first spiritual insect is the gold-eating insect, which devours everything and is immune to water and fire.
A professional death penalty start? Not happening!!! My army of gold-eating bugs swept through all the dungeons.
Clearing the wasteland, fighting in dungeons, caves, secret realms, abysses, forbidden areas... these horrible places of death are Lin Hao's holy places for killing monsters, leveling up and hunting for treasures.
"The gold-eating bugs are too scary?"
"And there are hundreds of millions of purple lightning mayflies!"
"Holy crap, even the ancient strange insect Golden-spotted Bloodthirsty Mosquito is there?"
"Ancient strange insects? There are so many of them, Nine Yin Miasma Bees, Thousand Eyed Dragon Flies... Come out!"
Under the insect army, the gods turned into bones.
The demons all fell to their knees and wept bitterly.
"A mere insect tamer? No, I am a walking insect master."