Hu Xi, a failed art student, drinks in a beer hall and wants to join the army. Here comes the top painting system.

[The host's paintings of women are formless and soulless, starting with the painting of women's feet]

"Drawing feet on the first day of school?"

Hu Xi found a pair of ideal jade feet, but he never expected it to be the campus beauty senior.

In order to become a top painter, Hu Xi paints live.

I drew a JK painting with no women but only JK uniforms flying, and it became a hit!

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In the painting exam, the questions were so realistic that Hu Xi drew US dollars, using his own color-changing ink and anti-counterfeiting labels.

After finishing the painting, he was taken away by the police.

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To paint anti-war propaganda posters, Hu Xi painted "The Rise of Empire".

Netizens around the world shuddered after seeing this.

After the painting was finished, he was taken away again.

Next.

One after another thrilling paintings appeared under the pen of Xiao Huzi.

Every time a painting is finished, it is taken away.

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Remember to ask: "Where did the inspiration come from?"

"I like to stay in Ferrari for inspiration, because I was blocked by Ferrari, I am going to look for inspiration in Lamborghini."

"Did you know that 29.99 million of your 30 million followers are haters?

"Don't you still have 10,000 rich women fans?"

“What do you think about the relationship between art and pretense?”

"Art is all about pretense. I like the word pretense. I've been pretentious since I was a child, and I'm still pretentious now, hahaha~"

Lin Tian didn't expect that he, a trainee police officer,

The first time I started live streaming, I had to bind the system.

While patrolling the mountains, I encountered a panda asking for help.

I didn't expect that not only that, but he would stay here with his whole family?

Patrolling the mountains with pandas,

The wolf also came for help?

......

Lin Tian: It is everyone’s responsibility to protect animals in the mountains! It’s definitely not for the sake of rolling!

The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients!

Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations.

So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky.

Watching the AI ​​short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open.

The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes.

The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors.

Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood.

Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors

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Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China!

Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?"

Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?"

Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?"

Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"