[The Analects + Hilarious + Dark + Relaxed + Brother Zheng + Seizing Bamboo Shoots + Not Doing Anything]

Qin Feng inexplicably traveled back to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shi Huang.

So the two of them started their funny daily battle of wits and courage.

"Qin Feng, let me ask you, what does it mean that a man should not talk about strange things?"

"The Master doesn't want to talk to you, and he'll use his strange strength to beat you unconscious!"

"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."

"If I knew the way to your house in the morning, I would go there and kill you in the evening."

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The introduction is weak, please refer to the main text for details.

Tiandao Live Broadcast is launched, and one person from each country is randomly selected to introduce historical characters for comparison.

The nation that ultimately wins will receive the blessing of Heaven! National fortune will be enhanced, resources will emerge, the physique will be strengthened, and auspiciousness will descend...

The whole Long Kingdom was in mourning. The Daqing Dynasty destroyed all history, and no one knew what role the Long Kingdom played!

Ke Minggang traveled through time and became a contestant.

Round 1: Generals!

The Dragon Kingdom was completely despairing: Where could there be such a brave and skilled general?!

"Only seventeen! Leading a lone army deep into the enemy's territory! Defeat the Xiongnu! Champion!"

"Seal the Wolf's Lair, Abdicate at Guyan, and Drink from the Vast Ocean!"

"How can I have a home if the Xiongnu hasn't been destroyed yet?!"

"Dragon Nation general! Huo Qubing!"

When the people of Long Country saw the young man in white clothes and riding a fierce horse, they all burst into tears!

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Second round: Military Advisor!

Round 3: Emperor...

Round 4…

[The first Ming Dynasty immortality novel on the entire web] Li Qing traveled through the early Ming Dynasty and by chance became a disciple of Zhang Laita, and has been living a leisurely life.

In the 15th year of Hongwu, Empress Ma was seriously ill, and by chance, Li Qing became her attending physician.

At this point, Li Qing began his journey to the Ming Dynasty.

He had experienced the bloody storm of the Hongwu Dynasty and had been involved in the brutal war of the Jingnan Campaign.

He had witnessed the splendor of the Yongle reign when all nations came to pay tribute, and he had also seen the prosperity of the Renzong and Xuanzong reigns.

He once served as a Jinyiwei and also served as a prime minister.

He fought against the Tatars, the Oirat Mongols, and the Japanese pirates.

He was a close friend of Wang Yangming, and he also visited brothels and had affairs with prostitutes with Tang Bohu...

He is a man forgotten by time.

After waking up, Su Mu traveled back to the Republic of China and became a low-level agent of the Military Control Commission!

Just when I was in despair, I gained the ability to read people's minds!

Agent No. 76: Damn it! How did the secret plan to capture the deputy station chief of the Military Control Commission get leaked?

Chief of the Special High Section: Damn it, who leaked the top-secret agent lurking in the mountain city? I will kill him!

Mei Agency Headquarters: Damn it, why would top secret local intelligence be leaked? The traitor must be in the local area, we must find him no matter what!

While No. 76, the Special High Section, the Mei Agency and others were busy looking for the source of the leak, Su Mu quietly retreated behind everyone!

On the other side, at the Military Control Commission headquarters in Shancheng, Boss Dai looked at the intelligence with a look of surprise, he was completely stunned!

"Quick, increase funding for Yamausagi's group!"

"No, just double it!"

[Farming + No Couples + Unity between King and Minister + Passionate Struggle for Hegemony + Unification of the World] Gongsun Jie travels back to the Warring States Period and becomes a noble of the State of Zhao. He befriends Ying Zheng, who is still a hostage in Handan and suffering from humiliation.

He knew the course of history, and thanks to his life-saving grace, he helped the State of Zhao defeat the Qin army. Unexpectedly, the foolish King of Zhao believed Guo Kai's slander, believing Gongsun Jie to be a traitor. He demoted him to a commoner and placed him under house arrest in Handan!

Ying Zheng, upon hearing the news, immediately sent envoys to Zhao, offering six cities as a gift in exchange for Gongsun Jie's entry into Qin.

Didn’t I say I would surrender to Qin?

Okay, then I'll do as you wish!

From now on, I will be the scourge of the six nations!

That snowy year, Gongsun Jie, his white clothes whiter than snow, entered Qin alone. Despite the ministers' objections, Ying Zheng personally went 30 miles out of Hangu Pass to invite Gongsun Jie to ride with him!

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Qin Shi Huang: They say that whoever captures Gongsun Jie is like capturing 50,000 Wei Wu soldiers. But in my opinion, a prime minister is worth a million soldiers. Whoever captures the prime minister captures the world!

Gongsun Jie: No time to explain, get in the car!

The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients!

Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations.

So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky.

Watching the AI ​​short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open.

The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes.

The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors.

Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood.

Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors

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Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China!

Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?"

Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?"

Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?"

Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"

Upon waking, Yun Hua discovered he had been transported through a stone portal to the immortal realm of the world known as Shrouding Heaven. The Green Emperor had recently passed away, and on the ancient star Primordial Desolate, the psychic corpses of the Void Emperor, the Hengyu Emperor, and the Jiuli Emperor were engaged in a fierce battle for supremacy. Sages roamed the land, and the danger was immense. Yun Hua decided to remain silent until he achieved his true self.

In later life, a down-and-out Taoist monk traveled to the Qin Dynasty. At the beginning, he was mistaken for a sorcerer who was seeking immortality for the First Emperor. He thought he must be one of the hundreds of sorcerers who were trapped and killed.

But who could have known that the Taoism of later generations would blossom in this world!

All the Taoist skills that he had learned but could not use before blossomed into their former glory in his hands one by one!

Use the Seven Stars Life-Extending Technique to help the First Emperor achieve immortality!

Give the Yellow Turban warriors' skills to the generals to make them more capable of maneuvering!

When Taoism shines again, Taoism will eventually rise!

I am the leader of Taoism!

Suppress the Qin Dynasty and conquer the world!

Late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Fang Yi, a student from the modern world, descends to the role of the first ancestor of the Dongfang family through a simulation game.

Inheriting the bravery of the overlord Xiang Yu, he joined hands with Sun Ce to lay the foundation for Jiangdong. After achieving success and fame, he retired at the peak of his career.

Fang Yi married Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, had children, and began to build his thousand-year-old family, the Dongfang clan.

Passed down from generation to generation.

In every generation of his family, supporting the country was the primary mission, but they never stepped onto the stage of history.

Manipulation behind the scenes.

Go with the flow.

The world belongs to all.

Through generations of efforts of the Eastern family, the Chinese rebuilt the Eastern Han Dynasty, the three Central Han Dynasties, the Southern Han Dynasty, the Northern Han Dynasty, the Sui Han Dynasty, the Tang Han Dynasty, the Song Han Dynasty, the Ming Han Dynasty, and up to the modern Republic of China, the Han family has been passed down for a full two thousand years.

Nowhere to go!

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【Family Iron Training】

1. All Eastern peoples establish their minds for the heaven and earth, their missions for the people, carry on the lost knowledge of the ancient sages, and bring peace to the world for all eternity.

2. It was not just the Liu family that could revive the Han Dynasty. The Liu family could become emperor, and the Yang family, the Li family, the Zhao family, and the Zhu family could also become emperor.

3. When the world prospers, the East hides. When the world is in chaos, the East rises. Even heaven and earth have their dark times, but the East will always shine for China.

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Her hair is inlaid with a white jade crown with nine palaces, and she is wearing a green silk robe with eight trigrams;

He wears Tai Chi Lianyun boots and has wide sleeves that flutter in the wind.

He is truly an extraordinary saint!

How do you know that?

The poem praises:

Zhong Zu's disciples comprehended the dragon and tiger, and practiced both nature and life, water and fire;

After swallowing a golden pill, I realized that my fate is not in the hands of God.

The face remains unchanged despite the turmoil of the sixty years, and the world is changing within my heart;

The Tao body has supernatural powers in the ordinary mind, and the original mind is free and at ease.

Shatter the void and reveal the secrets of heaven, endure the calamities and prove the truth by cutting off the black hair;

The two yin and yang were created when the heaven and earth were created, and Chen Daojun mediated the destiny.

What is a true immortal?

Lifting up the universe, grasping yin and yang, living as long as heaven and earth, with no end, this is the way of life.

I have a pot of magic soup. After drinking it, you will instantly become a Daluo Immortal.

Fellow Daoist, would you like to have a drink?

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PS: An orthodox Taoist cultivation text.