City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

Li Dao traveled to another world, became a famous good man, and awakened the super blackmail system.

The only function is to strengthen all the extorted items!!

[Ding! The extortion was successful. The Nanming Lihuo was strengthened into the Nanming Divine Fire.]

…

So, Li Dao blackmailed Tianjiao while maintaining his identity as a role model of righteousness.

The Saint is here to break off the engagement? Be careful on your way back.

The Son of God is here to provoke me? Hang him up and beat him first, then tie him up.

The Saint's Master came to see me for something? Sorry, I was a little rough with you. I'll be more careful next time.

After traveling through the fantasy world for two months, the golden finger has not appeared yet.

What to do? Waiting online...

You think the grandpa who recognizes his master by dripping blood will appear?

Rings, spittoons, tables, stools, vases...even chamber pots, all underwent a blood ceremony to recognize their ownership.

Useless!

You said if I jump off the cliff, maybe the old man will appear?

Brother, if you want me dead, just tell me!

Do you want to try worshipping the big guys from various dimensions?

Xiao Yan, Ultraman, Ye Fan, Han Li, Harry Potter, Balala the Fairies, Iron Man, Superman, Thanos...

Qin Hao offered tablets to all the big guys in the planes he could think of, bathed them, burned incense, and knelt down devoutly every day, never slacking off.

Still no use!

Do you want to travel through time again?

Okay, our main point is to listen to advice. Qin Hao raised the dagger and slashed it on his neck...

[Ding! The Supreme Lottery System has been successfully bound! ]

……

Many years later, when Qin Hao stood on the Divine King Mountain and looked at the countless monks kneeling down at the foot of the mountain, he couldn't help but sigh: "How lonely it is to be invincible!"

The Heavenly Emperor is reborn, only to awaken in the Hall of Law Enforcement? Accused of stealing elixirs, he is to be beaten to death on the spot? A three-day duel is made, a fight to the death! A Primordial Tower, reborn together, holds countless mysteries, leading to a retracing of the Heavenly Emperor's path!

Xing Yu, a 21st-century youth living his dreams on the streets, was transported to the Shenzhou Continent by a pair of substandard fireworks. Deep within his soul, bound to a prison, a fate, called the Prison. This is the Dagan Dynasty, where the imperial court and the various martial arts factions compete for supremacy. The numerous alien races outside the Dagan Dynasty maintain a tacit balance with the martial arts forces within, and the Shenzhou Continent has long enjoyed peace. This is a comprehensive martial arts world. Li Xunhuan isn't even called Li Xunhuan yet, but there's still Little Li Flying Dagger. At the Yihua Palace, Yao Yue tops the Heavenly Secret Jade Maiden Ranking. Starting as an apprentice at the Tianhe Medical Clinic, Xing Yu gradually cultivates his martial arts skills, capturing criminals to fill the prison. Inheriting the legacy of the Tianyi Sect, he enters the martial arts world. His encounter with Little Li Flying Dagger marks the beginning of the Shenzhou martial arts world. Becoming friends with Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang, he exposes Ximen Chuxue to the dangers of the martial arts world. Ah Fei remains a child, Jiang Feng escapes tragedy, and Duan Yu never sees the Fairy Sister. Roaming the Jianghu, he personally took action early on, apprehending the Four Evils, corrupt officials, and the Blood-Slaying Sword Patriarch... Later, on Xingchen Island, he learned that the Tianyi Clan hadn't died out, but was simply living off the rich, and he now had a powerful backer. Later, with the development of the criminal justice system, he established Xuanhuang Island, introduced a new currency, and stabilized the fortunes of China. The Hall of Law Enforcement launched a massive crackdown on corrupt officials, terrorizing the aristocratic families and local tyrants, and leaving no place for criminals or bandits. Incidentally, he took on two even more capable disciples: Li Yuanba and Shi Potian. A compassionate doctor, he earned the reputation of "Golden Doctor." Of course, he also had close confidantes.

The stars change color with a thought, and all worlds submit with anger.

A high school student travels to another world, gains a peerless divine body, inherits the legacy of an eternal strong man, and his journey to become a demon begins.

Hold the beauty in your arms and die by the enemy's sword.

My name is Su Ye, nicknamed Yutian, and nicknamed the Number One Person of All Time.

It is impossible to refine weapons, and I will never be able to refine weapons in this lifetime. I don’t know how to refine pills, so I can only rely on auctions to make a living. Although I often pretend to be cool and show off, this is the only way to beat the geniuses and make a living.

Main characters: Lei Yun, Feng Mengqi, Zhao Ribang,

In his past life, he dedicated his life to his country; in this life, he only wants to make up for his regrets… Zhou Zhe, the strongest special forces soldier, died in the line of duty during a mission. Reborn as a senior in high school, he reforms his ways, wins back his parents, rekindles his love from his past life, and becomes a top student in the eyes of others, making money as easy as drinking water. As for the reason for his rebirth, it remains a mystery…

[This article is adapted from real events of readers, please read critically...]

Xu Shan traveled through time and space, with a mysterious blue seal on his body, and created his own space to produce countless strange magic weapons of the law system.

He gradually developed and grew with the help of powerful secret treasures and modern culture.

Xu Shan built a professional immortal cultivation college, started performance appraisal immortal cultivation, and combined production, learning and research!

Shooting movies, shooting commercials, selling health pills, overthrowing the righteous path in public, and dominating the magic path in secret, and started a life of hanging on the wall...

『Super chef towel: The dishes made after wearing it can make people involuntarily make shameful reactions』

『Stainless steel pipe: Stand in place and force the target to dance pole dance. 』

『Elf ball: Put the opponent into it and turn it into a pet elf. 』

『Plot disc: Force the opponent to substitute into various video content. 』

『Washing machine: Automatically suck in female humans and get stuck. 』

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ps: There is a completed work "Rogue Emperor"