"Do you crave a golden thigh?" "No, I crave beautiful thighs!" Ye Hua replied without hesitation. "Are you a brainless salted fish? With my golden thigh, reaching the pinnacle of life will be a piece of cake. You'll have everything you want." "That makes sense. Well... I crave a golden thigh!" Ye Hua stroked his chin and answered after a moment's thought.

Before the time travel, Su Mu guarded the reservoir, received five social insurances and one housing fund, fished every day, and lived a life of lying down. However, he touched a high-voltage line during a wild fishing trip and traveled to another world.

After the time travel, he still guarded the reservoir?

No, this doesn't seem to be a reservoir? !

.......

On this day, Su Mu, who was fishing in the long river of time, met the empress who was swimming upstream.

"Who is coming? Where are you going!"

"Go to the upper world to save people."

Looking at the empress in white, Su Mu put down the fishing rod and said faintly: "You can save people, but pay the toll."

.....

Dogs in the long river of time also come to meddle? Come to the long river of time to hang out whenever you have something to do?

To those immortal emperors who recklessly flow against the river of time and destroy the order of time, Su Mu said:

"The past was the past, and the present is the present."

"If you all mess around, will I still be the governor of the river?"

"Also, you protagonists who pass through the river of time and travel to various worlds, don't you need to pay tolls for traveling?"

"No money now? Take out a loan, and sign a pledge."

The protagonists said with tears in their eyes: "Before traveling, I had a mortgage. Now that I have traveled through time, I still have to bear a "travel loan"??"

[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

"How about five hundred thousand to buy a year of your youth?"

A beautiful rich woman coveted Su Xuan's looks and offered a price.

"No." Su Xuan refused.

"Eight hundred thousand!"

"No."

"Then one million, a car, a house, plus my charming self, is that not enough?"

"Sister, don't be like this!"

Su Xuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Because he was too handsome, women always wanted to possess him.

This made him very depressed.

But what made him even more depressed was yet to come.

"Ding, the host is detected to be too depressed, and the super rich system awakened!"

"Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!"

"Ding, reward the host with a billion-dollar supercar!"

"Ding, reward the host with ten townhouses..."

Su Xuan ran away because he saw women rushing towards him in groups...

A certain genius was so incredibly cool and awesome... Zheng Yu, passing by, was stunned: "System, what do you think? Should I reclaim his talents and let him become a mortal?" Ding: Congratulations to the host for reclaiming [Ninth Level Cultivation Talent], [Ninth Level Alchemy Talent], [Protagonist Aura], and [Son of Fortune Aura]. Looking at the bewildered genius, Zheng Yu was speechless: "System, you're acting on your own, I was just saying..." System: Ding, I've never seen such a shameless person!

[No CP + System + Business Management + Food + Summoning Historical Figures + Lighthearted and Brain-Off Fun]

Zhu Yang wakes up in a parallel world, having inherited a rundown tourist attraction — and binds with a scenic spot management system.

Remote location? Check. Crumbling facilities? Check. Over 10,000 acres of land with just two staff members? Double check.

She blacks out: “I quit!”

The system panics: “Host, hear me out! I can summon NPCs from other worlds. You don’t have to pay them wages, and completing tasks earns you generous rewards — even rewriting tragic endings of history!”

Zhu Yang: “Well, now you’ve got my attention.”

From there, everything changes:

A royal chef from ancient times conquers tourist appetites with lost recipes.

A long-haired water ghost transforms the area into a fishing paradise.

Coachman Zhao Zilong rides in with a silver spear and jade lion, instantly attracting crowds.

Security captain Yue Fei defeats Jin invaders, slays traitors, and restores Song Dynasty pride.

A female emperor performs music and dance, while Lin Daiyu shakes up the milk tea business.

Qin Shi Huang handles tourist complaints, the Monkey King waits for snacks, Daji opens a beauty salon, and Huo Qubing dreams of dessert.

You’ll also find:

Zhang Fei forging iron shirtless,

Zhuge Liang running live performances,

Food elves from the Gourmet Realm,

Gluttons from the Shanhai Realm,

Mermaids from the Deep Sea Realm,

And Lazy Goat from the Green Pastures Realm — all here to work part-time.

Soon, Zhaoyao Mountain Scenic Area becomes a viral sensation — not just locally, but across the multiverse.

With grand ambition, Zhu Yang declares:

“I will build the greatest scenic spot across all worlds!”

⚠️ Tags/Warnings: Not a face-slapping "cool MC" type novel. Expect a slow-paced, slice-of-life business sim with wild imagination and low-stakes fun.

My name is Yu Zhun, I'm an assassin, my talent is [Open and aboveboard], as long as I assassinate in an open and aboveboard manner, I can get a 100% one-hit kill effect.

My self-introduction is over, so are you ready?

I'm going to start killing you.

Traveling through a parallel world, Su Haoze raised the little kid left behind by his elder brother and sister-in-law. In order to support his family, he opened a small dining table in front of the kindergarten.

I didn’t expect it to be linked to the gourmet food system!

Braised Lion's Head, Chicken Tofu Pudding, Dongpo Pork, Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, Cola Chicken Wings...

Various delicious foods were served one after another, not only attracting a group of children, but also a group of parents.

"Boss, would you like to apply for a card?"

"I want a monthly subscription!"

"I want a yearly package"

“I’ll continue for two years.”

…

“I’ve been doing this for five years!”

"I want ten years!"

What a nice little dining table surrounded by a group of adults!

The children were angry and went to their grandparents to complain crying.

Unexpectedly,

"You little bastard, I raised you up like this, and now you don't even know how to honor your mother when you get something good!"

"You're so good at snatching my grandson's food! It's so delicious, but you didn't even share a bite with me. I've raised you for nothing..."

"Respect the old and love the young, don't you understand? Stand aside and don't delay me from eating."

Suddenly the small dining table was packed with people...

Transmigrate to the Immortal Cultivation World, Become the Young Master of a Wealth-Rivaling-Nation Chamber of Commerce.

Bound with a villain template from the beginning, he dug out a young child's Supreme Bone, killed a 100,000-year-old beast that had taken human form, hunted the Heavenly Desolate Sacred Body, and robbed fellow disciples of their Dao companions.

This is absurd; is this the hell-level difficulty start?

Fortunately, bound with the Supreme Investment System, as long as he invests in others, he gets dividends.

To save his life, Wang Xiu begins to crazily spend money, letting himself loose!

......

Butler: Young master, you offer free spiritual root testing for ordinary people. This business is a huge loss!

Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!

......

Butler: Young master, you've established a Nine-Year Compulsory Immortal Cultivation Academy. This business is a huge loss!

Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!

......

Butler: Young master, you're sheltering millions of weak Independent Cultivators. This business is a huge loss!

Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!

......

Years later.

The Demon World launches a massive invasion, sacred lands fall, heavens collapse, and all beings suffer.

Even the Great Emperor is bleeding!

At the entrance of the charity foundation, a young man in white walks out slowly.

With one punch, he opens the sky, restoring peace and order!