The protagonist, Lin Fan, journeys through a world where high-level martial arts meets immortal cultivation, awakening the "Emperor of All Universes Cultivation System." From the outset, he possesses ultimate powers like "Words Make Laws Happen," "Invulnerable to All Laws," and "A Single Thought Across All Universes." However, the system forces him into a "playing dumb" mission—if his true strength is revealed, he'll be stripped of his "slacking privileges" and forced to work 997 dungeon hours. To stay safe, Lin Fan is forced to assume the personas of "good-for-nothing" and "passerby," feigning intimidation before the sons of fortune, daughters of heaven, and even old monsters. In reality, he's quietly plundering the world's fortune, conquering beauties of all races, and establishing the "Salted Fish Alliance." Ultimately, he removes his persona before the entire universe, declaring, "Actually, I've been invincible for a long time. I just didn't bother to say it."
In this world, people and objects of contract coexist, swords, spears, firewood, rice, oil, salt, water, fire, wind, thunder, pigs, dogs, cows and sheep can all be used as contracts.
The chaotic Tao body has been in chaos for billions of years and has been abandoned because there is no suitable way to cultivate it.
It is difficult to start a path without giving up, and even if you become an immortal, your heart for the path will never give up.
How can a golden fish stay in a pond? Once it encounters an opportunity, it will transform into a dragon!
With a time cheat in hand, the best of the best becomes the best of the best.
Invincible+Funny+Multiple Women]
Don't read if the food is not good, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep up with your nutrition.
Li Changsheng transmigrate to another world, and awakens the system of many children and many blessings before his death. He needs to marry a wife and have children to become stronger.
Li Changsheng was overjoyed: "In this case, I won't be polite."
A few years later, the entire continent was populated by their own people.
Li Changsheng suddenly discovered that Tiandao was a young and beautiful girl
Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.
From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.
[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?
[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.
[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?
[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.
【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.
[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.
[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.
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My name is Yu Zhun, I'm an assassin, my talent is [Open and aboveboard], as long as I assassinate in an open and aboveboard manner, I can get a 100% one-hit kill effect.
My self-introduction is over, so are you ready?
I'm going to start killing you.
Before the time travel, Su Mu guarded the reservoir, received five social insurances and one housing fund, fished every day, and lived a life of lying down. However, he touched a high-voltage line during a wild fishing trip and traveled to another world.
After the time travel, he still guarded the reservoir?
No, this doesn't seem to be a reservoir? !
.......
On this day, Su Mu, who was fishing in the long river of time, met the empress who was swimming upstream.
"Who is coming? Where are you going!"
"Go to the upper world to save people."
Looking at the empress in white, Su Mu put down the fishing rod and said faintly: "You can save people, but pay the toll."
.....
Dogs in the long river of time also come to meddle? Come to the long river of time to hang out whenever you have something to do?
To those immortal emperors who recklessly flow against the river of time and destroy the order of time, Su Mu said:
"The past was the past, and the present is the present."
"If you all mess around, will I still be the governor of the river?"
"Also, you protagonists who pass through the river of time and travel to various worlds, don't you need to pay tolls for traveling?"
"No money now? Take out a loan, and sign a pledge."
The protagonists said with tears in their eyes: "Before traveling, I had a mortgage. Now that I have traveled through time, I still have to bear a "travel loan"??"
[Gourmet Food] + [System] + [A Mad Man Who Dotes on His Wife and Daughter] + [Warm and Daily Life] + [No Time Travel, No Rebirth]
After he turned 30, Jiang Tian lost his job. His boss took his sister-in-law and absconded with 80 million yuan overseas.
Comforted by his wife Lin Wanqing, Jiang Tian decided to set up a stall, but he didn't expect to be bound to the [Strongest Stall System].
A bowl of plain fried rice on the roadside made many customers break down: "Boss Jiang's fried rice is the best fried rice I have ever eaten in my life!"
After being maliciously reported by his peers, Jiang Tian set up a stall in front of the Urban Management Bureau to prove his innocence! !
Wife: My husband is the most powerful man in the world! !
Daughter: Dad! My desk mate said he wants to exchange Australian lobster for the fried rice you made tomorrow! !
Customers: Boss Jiang, please give me another bite, just one bite! !
As a gold medal lawyer with a 100% winning rate, Lin Mo traveled to a parallel world.
As soon as he arrived, he encountered a bullying case that everyone was helpless to deal with.
Bully: "Sue me for bullying? We have protection laws to protect us, we won't be guilty, brothers continue to play music and dance!"
Lin Mo: "Haha"
Result: The bully was sentenced to death!
School bully: "I'm honest, please let me go..."
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Encountered an infuriating and helpless marriage fraud case.
Female Fist: "Girls, as long as I get divorced, I can get millions? What? I'm shameless? If you have a boss, sue me!"
Lin Mo: "Haha."
Result: Convicted of fraud!
"Ah? Why am I convicted of fraud! Lawyer! Where is my lawyer!"
"Don't scream, I was sent in too..."
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Encountered a case of counter-killing the underworld, everyone thought that the young man who resisted would be sentenced to death.
Lin Mo: "He was acting in self-defense, not guilty"
Result: The young man was acting in self-defense and was released in court!
So Lin Mo's sudden appearance shocked the entire legal community.
People from all walks of life commented on Lin Mo like this:
The old judge blew his beard and glared, knocking on the table wildly: "Where did this lawyer Lin Mo come from! He is simply playing with the law!"
A chief justice said with a frown: "I dare not say it, I'm afraid Lin Mo will send me to jail..."
The opponent lawyer was furious: "Lin Mo is a lunatic! Is there any law!"
The senior barrister in the industry sighed: "Compared with Lin Mo, I am just like a rookie!"
The people: "A lunatic within the law, a genius lawyer, a good lawyer for the people!"
[Invincible + Villain + Demon Suppressor]
After traveling through seventeen years, Xu Qing became the only demon-suppressing envoy in the forbidden area.
The villains sent in have stronger backing than the last!
The Saintess of the Heavenly Demon Palace: "My Heavenly Demon Palace will never let you go!"
Taoist Tun Yang: "Let me out now! Otherwise I will destroy your Zi Yang Sect!!"
Jin Huan Xie Lao: "Young man, as long as you let me out, I will make you the strongest person in Ziyang Sect within three years."
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The new villains began to seduce Xu Qing.
Only a few villains who had been imprisoned in the forbidden area sighed helplessly.
"Why do these newcomers always think that the Demon Suppressors are weaker than them?"