(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)
(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)
When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.
Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"
Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.
Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.
Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.
Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.
Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."
From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.
It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.
After the newly graduated college student finished making the game in the apartment, he was sent away by the Hundred Ton King and came to the world of Zero Zone. He was picked up by the two protagonists in the void. After waking up, he found that the game he made had also come with him and inherited the first character, Yuichiro Tsugikuni. At this time, the brother and sister were still novice rope makers who had just embarked on the road of "rope makers".
In order to repay the favor and also to test his own strength, he resolutely decided to become the other party's agent, "I will protect you two until the end of the world."
【Half-invincible】【Doujin】【No sword】【Daily life】
In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain the ability to fight anyone on equal terms. What can you do? Jiang Xiaochen said, you must be a salted fish!
In the world of Genshin Impact, how can you not enjoy life?
So, whenever anyone mentioned Jiang Xiaochen, they would say: Is this what he meant by "no one can beat him"?!
He fought a draw with Tartaglia, the Prince of the Fatui, and a draw with General Thunder. Even Morax Zhongli once said: If he fought against Jiang Xiaochen, the Second Demon War might break out.
At this time, the traveler Ying said: "I have never seen him beat anyone, but I have never seen anyone beat him."
(You can also read this even if you haven't played Genshin Impact. It won't affect your reading.) As a traveler wandering between planes. From ancient tribes to cosmic wars, from human charlatans to dark evil gods. Su Ze's notoriety is known to everyone. He is the Great British Glory Terminator who broke through the Holy Grail War in one night and plucked out Saber's ahoge. He is the strongest mottled warrior who forced Muzan Kibutsuji to drink wisteria tea and run freely in the sun. He is the devil who destroyed the entire Academy City with a wave of his hand and reconstructed time and space with the Day of the Demon! And now... the continent of Teyvat. Late at night, in a free city. Su Ze supported his chin and looked at the woman who was still busy at her desk. He asked weakly: "Wife, when will you get off work?" This book is also known as "Why is My Wife So Cute", "The Daily Life of My Husband, the Acting Leader of the Knights of Favonius", and "The Demon King.
Waking up on the operating table. Durin had originally thought that saving humanity was all he needed. But then—Fuyuki's 'AI', BB-chan, who's trying to conquer the world, invades Chaldea, wanders the Far East, sharpening her knife to find the murderous woman I killed, and the Root Girl, who comes looking for Saber, is completely unreasonable—and then there's a silver-haired Leo woman who wants me to be her right-hand man and acting director of Chaldea. Hmm... This is probably a world where even messing around with Gudafu & Gudako won't be enough to survive!
——List of the protagonist’s current strength⑨——
Real name: Kuramime Ryuka
[Applicable class]: Assassin, Saber, Rider, Lancer, Caster, Archer, Alterego
[Basic Ability Value]: Strength: A+, Durability: EX, Agility: A, Magic Power: EX, Luck: ?
[Class Skills]: Aura Block A, Magic A+, Riding A+, Position Creation A, Item Creation A, Solo Action A+, Advanced Servant E
[Inherent Skills]: [■■·■] EX, Future Vision, Direct Death A, Breathing, Demon A, Demon of Demon A, Transparent World A, Mysterious Killer A, Killing Space A, Endless Blessing A , Original Rune, Otherworld Magic A, Enchantment B, Double Class EX, Dragon Emperor’s Companion EX
[Noble Phantasm]: Wuling Jiyang · Huihui Killing Dao Enguang A, Flame God Cut · Ghost God Cut A, Spear that Shines in the End A++, Backlight Sword A+, Five Vision Universal · Observer C, March of the Dead · Eight Fang E~A++, Supreme Emperor God, Protector of the State A+++, Dimensional Array, Shangri-La A, Holy Legend Bow EX, Destroyer of the Hero’s Certificate
Chu Hang suddenly traveled to Changkong City in Honkai Impact 3 and was invited to a chat group that had traveled through time at the same time.
Kiana of the End: "I am the Ruler of the End who controls time and space, and I know the fate of all beings in the past and future!"
Traveler Ying: "I am Traveler Ying, who travels through the long river of time across billions of worlds. I master the seven elements and know the fate of all things!"
When Chu Hang saw this, he felt that there was something wrong with every member of the chat group, and they were completely inconsistent with their original personalities!
The next moment, Chu Hang saw the traveler Yingfa asking:
"@Chu Hang, why are you using my previous life's profile picture and the name Chu Hang?"
Kiana also noticed the blind spot and asked, "Indeed, what's going on @Chu Hang?"
After reading these two messages, Chu Hang guessed that the people who traveled through the chat group at the same time were all reincarnations of fragments of his soul.
So, Chu Hang, who was in Changkong City, sought the confirmation from Kiana, the post-collapse world, and gained a power, the essence of the authority of the end...
After traveling to Fairy Britain in FGO 2.6, veteran Master Guinevere discovered a game called "Life Simulator," a simulation of future events. He used this simulator to find a perfect strategy for achieving a promotion, a raise, marrying a Heroic Spirit, and ultimately reaching the pinnacle of his life. Just as Guinevere was feeling confident, he noticed something was amiss. C Dai: "Wow, Guinevere needs so many resources to fully break down. I've already spent all my money on food this month." Bavanshi: "Altria! Get out of here! You're good at stealing men, but you don't have the courage to face me?" Bagster: "If you need money, you can give me Guinevere. I've already prepared 310 resources." Noknaree: "Guinevere, when I become queen, I will marry you in style!" Melyusina: "I'll just raid at night. You win, win, win, and in the end, we'll all lose." Morgan: "As long as I'm alive, he will always be my husband." Looking at the series of amazing cards they had spawned, such as [Guinevere, the Savior of the Holy Swords], [Guinevere, the Doom Dragon Knight], and [Guinevere, the Evil Tyrant], Guinevere fell into deep thought: "Wait, am I the character being nurtured?"
Since arriving on this world called Blue Star, Bai'e hasn't had a good rest. He carries the responsibility of being the savior, but he has no way of fulfilling it.
He found a stable job and spent three years in self-blame and sorrow, but at that unusual time he returned to his world.
"Now that I have set foot on the sea of stars, I will eventually transform into a blazing sun, cleansing the world of evil and bringing long-lost peace to my hometown!"
"Even if the price is... life"
There’s only one rule in this Holy Grail War: out of the 1.5 billion people in this world, the last one standing will win the Grail.
—This is the story of seven kings from different eras descending upon this world, bringing with them their kingdoms, subjects, armies—even their lands. They all converge on Jerusalem to conquer it, fighting for their respective ideals and nations, in a battle to seize the ultimate Holy Grail. In short, it’s the Kings’ Holy Grail War!
The Conquering King, the Heroic King, the Omnipotent King, the Sun King, the Thorn King, Charlemagne, the Holy Roman Emperor, the King of Magic…
Faced with such terrifyingly powerful opponents, Suya—who transmigrated into this world, was forcibly dragged into the war for the survival of Britain, and became the rightful King of the entire land—realizes:
No matter the reason—whether it’s to stay alive, to protect a fake crown, or for the sake of the false Knights of the Round Table who follow him—right now…
“I must draw my sword immediately!”