(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)
(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)
When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.
Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"
Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.
Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.
Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.
Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.
Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."
From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.
It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.
In Fuyuki City, as an ordinary time traveler, Xia Yuan lives a peaceful and stable life here every day that Kira and Yoshikage envy.
Keep the principle of disasters always being one step slower than me, as long as I run fast enough, troubles can't catch up with me, and live safely in this dangerous world.
However, after his life trajectory was involved in the huge magic ritual of the "Holy Grail War" held in the other world, it began to deviate to the extreme.
The avenger named Cave King reached out to him, and the great magician Merlin of Britain applauded his story, and the excitement of the story is about to begin.
King Arthur, the hero king, the conqueror king, the story continues to develop, and encounters with countless heroes write new chapters.
Since mediocrity can no longer be guaranteed, then start writing your own story from now on.
——The ending of the story is decided by me.
"My Years in the Type-Moon World"
【Warm Daily】【Single Heroine Ai Lishia】
Jiang Yang traveled to Honkai Impact 3, but there was no Honkai here.
Alicia becomes a big anchor, Eden leads the trend as a singer, and Kiana and Mei are still worried about their internships...
Jiang Yang, who founded Mihoyo, decided to let this world without Honkai experience the joy of the Honkai series.
So these Valkyries who were tricked by him started dubbing.
Kiana: "Why am I so miserable in the plot? And I'm really not stupid at all!"
Mei: "I'm really not a jerk. Kiana and I are just pure best friends!"
Alicia: "Romantic stories always touch a girl's heart, but I still feel sorry for everyone involved in the story."
Otto: "As expected, no matter which world we are in, I will always be the one who loves Kallen the most. No, who is Yae Sakura?"
Ji Zi: "So I, who finished filming first, am the biggest knife in this game?"
The appearance of "The Last Lesson", "Meteor in the Sky", "Eternal Flame", and "The Story Because of You" made countless players cry.
When everyone was reminiscing about Honkai Impact 3, the release of Honkai Impact 3rd brought everyone a boomerang.
"I'm just here to play games and look at pretty girls, why are you asking me to eat these knives?!"
The Super Heaven Mode of the Different World System Stream!!!
Let you see what is called "other people's system".
Lin Xiaoming: "My system is so cute~! Super strong and cute~!"
Note: Mei appears in Chapter 38 of Volume 2, and the Mars part begins in Chapter 274 of Volume 5. The early stage is slow and there are many female protagonists.
After completing the Honkai Impact 3rd 2.0 Mars plot, which he (thought he had) played for half a year, Li Qiong was broken by Prometheus's words "Welcome to the Moon". Just as he was scolding Mihoyo for being inhuman, he turned into the Honkai Impact 3rd male star He Jingqiong and traveled to Changkong City before the whole story began.
However, for some reason, he not only obtained the power of the star core, but also possessed the power of Luo Xing's "Awakening". He had planned to rely on good relations with the three major families to enter Saint Freya and lie low until the end of the Great Collapse to enter the Destiny and live under Theresa. However, unexpected people appeared one after another:
Baiji: "Qiong, long time no see, how are you doing lately?"
Selim: "Kyouko, it's wrong for a pet to run around~"
Serapeimu: "Brother Qiong, Sister Songque and the others miss you very much..."
Looking at Songque who was crying and rushing towards him for a hug, and then looking at Mei and others who were showing a sick smile and holding a kitchen knife behind him, Qiong said that he really knew nothing!
If we were to rank the difficulty of a time travel, there's the Extremely Easy difficulty, where you're born a sage; the Easy difficulty, where you can become a second-generation immortal; the Medium difficulty, where you're mediocre, with cheats; and the Hard difficulty, where you start as an orphan and are deeply in debt. Misfortunes often come with blessings, and blessings often hide misfortunes. Luo Yu, who traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, was unfortunate, as his starting difficulty was hellish—he was born in the women's restroom. But Luo Yu was also fortunate, as he immediately achieved the only achievement in the observed universe—being simultaneously observed by the three Star Gods. Star God of Joy! Star God of Wisdom! Star God of Memory! Please grant me strength! Climbing out of the women's restroom and regaining my life—this is just the beginning of Luo Yu's gaming universe. Watch how Luo Yu manipulates the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and turns the tide! The main world of Starry Sky Railway is interspersed with the sub-worlds of Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact 3rd.
Standing at the main seat in the central control room of Chaldea, the big screen in front of him had a conspicuous big word written on it - Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle
"Have we finally come to this point..."
Looking at the empty seats below, Lin Qi closed his eyes, and everything he had experienced during this period flashed through his mind.
He opened his eyes, and there seemed to be a flame flickering in his pupils.
"I'm here, Goetia!"
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All members of Chaldea returned, but they fell into an uproar after seeing the conspicuous big screen and the inexplicable extra records.
"... Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle, 1 person participated, and 0 people returned?"
Roman stared at the text displayed on the screen in a daze.
Yan Huan accidentally traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, and was immediately attacked by Kafka's star core.
"Congratulations to the host for awakening the tanking system. Tanking will make you stronger!"
"Is there such a good thing?"
Yan Huan was lying there, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf confused.
After the bad end...
"Congratulations to the host for achieving the level of Star God Envoy and the true and unique skills passed down by the Red Kite Immortal!"
"No, really?!"
On that day, a sword tip covering the galaxy appeared outside the Black Tower Space Station and slowly fell towards the Doomsday Beast.
Sanyueqi was stunned: "Oh my god, what is that?"
Walter pushed his glasses: "It turned out to be Taixu Sword God, who is the one who drew the sword?"
Estelle's pupils shrank sharply. "How much does it cost for him to stay in the space station? I'll even pay double!"
Heita: "Heh, now that you're in this lab, don't even think about leaving. It's not up to you!"
Only Yan Huan was as calm as water.
"Everyone, this is a small scene, please don't be nervous."
"Oh right." Yan Huan turned around, "Did you take the picture of my handsome appearance just now? Remember to edit it carefully."
Everyone: “…”
In order to protect his companions from the threat of the Star God of Destruction, Yan Huan entered the ultimate state of tanking.
"What's the point of developing? I haven't finished my happy water yet."
"I want the most expensive and best hotel."
"March, where are your snacks? No way I ate them all in just a few days. They're really few. You should buy some more."
San Yue Qi gnashed his teeth and said to everyone on the train:
"How about we kick him out of the car?"
As soon as he entered Type-Moon, Chen Ling found that something was a little wrong.
Looking at this group of familiar yet unfamiliar people in front of him, Chen Ling asked questions.
Chen Ling: We... know each other?
Aozaki Aoko: Of course I know each other, you finally decided to come back! Kuonji
Yuju: Don't leave this time.
Illya: Oh Do-san! Go and capture Oh Ga-san!
Xian Wang: Zaxiu, I'm here to repay you!
Nero: My performer~ I've been waiting for you for a long time~~
Tamamo: Migang~ Dana-san, do you want to eat first? Or do you want to take a shower? Or do you want to eat·me·?~~
Chen Ling was in the corner, seeing a large group of people gradually approaching, and he couldn't help but shout out...
"Don't come over here!!!"
Li Zihan always felt that his life was quite miserable. As a time traveler living in the Moon World, he had no artifacts, no fantasy bloodline, and his grandfather was a disabled apprentice wholesaler. If he wanted to make a name for himself, he had to rely on himself. "It would be great if I could start a new life." Li Zihan, who had decided to be self-reliant, said this casually after formulating a comeback plan. Then he traveled through time again. The answer is Theresa is the best in the world (silly)