When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?

(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

Traveling through the Collapse, Li Ling binds to a system that allows her to become stronger by provoking others. In order to improve her strength, she is forced to go further and further down the path of becoming a bad woman (so realistic)!

"You can just tell me! Kiana, you're so cute and beautiful, I might agree~"

"Don't worry, Miss Mei, I have no ill intentions. On the contrary, I am equally interested in you, Miss Mei."

"Please agree to my relationship with Cecilia's daughter! Lord Yulan Dell! This is my lifelong wish!"

"Miss Seele, you don't want to miss your sister Bronya, do you?"

…

"...Can we reconcile? Please! I was just talking, I never intended to actually do it. I guarantee it with Bishop Otto's life. If I lie, he will die tragically in Klosten Cathedral later!"

Looking at the several Herrschers gradually approaching him, Li Ling knew that his death was near, so he argued in this way.

[Slice of life][Multiple female protagonists][The protagonist will become a guardian of the guardian][No system but a Heroic Spirit][The skills and Noble Phantasms reflected in the legends from Earth are equally applicable in Honkai Impact 3rd][There may be a future collaboration with Hanabi in Honkai Impact 3rd]

In another timeline, Earth is invaded by alien life. A child chosen by Alaya, an ordinary person, gains the light of a heroic spirit and saves the world. After the timeline restarts, he lives a peaceful and ideal life. However, in the real world, Gaia awakens him again, and he enters the Honkai Impact 3rd world for further study to help Earth escape the prison of observation. The main storyline focuses on daily life in the Honkai Impact 3rd world, with minor climaxes occurring in the Immortal Ship Luofu.

March 7th: Li Xin, you're too amazing!

Xing: Coach, I really want to learn this! I'm willing to do anything!

Danheng: No matter what difficulties your hometown encounters, I will help you, because we will be working together as a train crew for a lifetime.

If the synopsis is insufficient, please proceed to the main text. As a novice author, I hope to write some stories that bring joy to readers.

I was doing a cosplay at a comic convention when I unexpectedly ended up in Teyvat.

What's even more unexpected is that he turned into the son of the God of Fire and unexpectedly gained the power of the Fire Dragon King.

With the help of the Fire Dragon King, he directly developed the Fire Dragon Slayer Magic and eventually became the new Fire Dragon King.

However, this Fire Dragon King seems a bit unreliable.

......

This book shouldn't be too long, probably around 300,000 words, right?

Introduction:

Invincible + plot

This is a long storyline, not a mindless, exciting one. It's a bit slow-paced, and the Captain won't arrive in Teyvat too early in the game. The prologue to Mondstadt will be completed by the Captain's Valkyrie, Fischl.

Captain Hyperion, the God of Destruction, traveled between the entire Tree of Imaginary Numbers and the Quantum Sea for some purpose. According to the agreement with the Valkyrie, he came to the continent of Teyvat at a certain point in time. Faced with this world bubble that was almost not eroded by the Honkai, the captain found that he could find what he wanted here, so he took the lead in sending the Valkyrie Fischl back to the continent of Teyvat to explore.

"Ahahahaha, welcome back this princess!"

"Little Amy, pay attention to your image..."

"Is your name Noelle? Since Amy recommended it, of course I have to accept it. Rita will teach you well."

"Did your astrology tell you that you can't afford to eat? Uh... It's okay, you are Little Amy's friend, I can help you. Hmm? Who is Little Amy, you ask? Isn't it just... woo woo woo"

"Liyue? I have some impression of her. Keqing? Are you talking about the Teyvatian who didn't come on board? I heard Xia talk about her, but since she didn't come, it means we're not destined to be together."

"God of Thunder, huh? Are you sure you want to fight me? If you lose, this country will be destroyed. Do you dare to come?"

"Yun? Haha, this opera singer is actually from my family. Yeah, we can develop some connections."

"Hyperion, everyone, the means to fulfill my long-cherished wish is now before my eyes. It has been so long. Now no one can stop me from achieving my wish."

I, Guinevere, am a woman of both martial prowess and political acumen, capable of governing the country and improving people's lives. A mere King Arthur with protagonist's halo, I'll make you pay! — Wait, you said your name is Artoria? ...

Reborn as an empty being, he gains a transmigrating creation system, travels through countless worlds, and finds himself in a state of discontent. One day, while grinding Genshin Impact at home, Tianyi accidentally pulls a rare item while drinking water, chokes, and is transported to Teyvat, thus beginning his multiverse journey.

[No knives, no poison, no bulls, guaranteed plot, Tie Tie, Starry Sky Railway, Ruan Mei, Black Tower, Fu Xuan Qing Que, Riding the Sky and Ting Yun, Liu Ying Xing San Yue Qi, Shura Field]

"All-knowing Lady Black Tower, I have a question for you."

Black Tower: Say it, but I'm not that machine head (Master Boshi).

What does it mean to like?

Black Tower: This... cough cough, why did you ask that question?

"Then let's change the question, Black Tower, what is dating?"

Black Tower: Is the goal to increase favorability?

Yu Qingtu, who is now nowhere to be found: I was here first!!

Tingyun: My benefactor, the Milky Way stretches endlessly, the stars are vast, and the Milky Way is boundless. Amidst the hustle and bustle of human life, would you be willing to draw a little closer to us?

Xi Lian: Hi, did you miss me? ♪

...

Fu Xuan gazed at Qing Que.

"Have you been lying to me all along?"

"My Lord, I really didn't."

[Multiple female leads + somewhat abstract + Honkai Impact 3]

Jingming was kicked into Honkai Impact 3rd by a girl in a white dress. Originally an ordinary person, he gained the ability to mimic all Honkai Beasts and the abilities of any Herrscher he had ever seen. With this ability, he could definitely change those unpleasant stories!

However… before it even started, I discovered that they all actually knew me!

Jingming couldn't help but wonder if he was being possessed or had been switched at birth.

To avoid trouble, I had no choice but to pretend to have amnesia.

But... how could they all believe it?!