Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

There is no collapse, daily desu

The author occasionally goes crazy

I am Qi Maomao's dog, let Qi Maomao take me away, Qi Maomao is the woman who can be my wife, Qi Maomao, Qi Maomao I can't live without you

At the press conference. "President Yaqing, there are rumors that the anime-themed movie you created, Collapse, is a beautiful and healthy anime that deceives fans' tears." The reporter asked with the microphone. "It's pure nonsense. Collapse is a positive, beautiful, healthy and sunny anime that tells the story of beautiful girls saving the world." Yaqing said seriously. "But some people say that you have a close relationship with the president of Tianming, but you maliciously portrayed him as a hateful villain in the anime. What's your explanation for this?" the reporter asked. "Slander, this is pure slander. I respect the president like a father. Lawyer, I want to see my lawyer." Yaqing's face changed drastically. ... This is an urban world without collapse and sadness. Kiana, who had experienced all kinds of hardships in time and space, has become a lady of Tianming whose parents are still alive. ...

[Non-cool story + system + slow start + multiple female protagonists + serious + entry + all-in + krypton gold]

Jiang Yu never thought that he would travel through time, and after traveling through time, he couldn't afford to eat minced meat and eggplant rice!

"Two thousand yuan for a box of rice? Why don't you just go and rob it!"

Not only can you not afford to eat, but you are also tied to a super money-making entry system!

As long as you have money, you can give entries to everything!

In order to survive in this strange world full of emptiness, he can only make money like crazy!

Kelin: "Brother Jiang Yu, eating this... can it really help everyone?"

Jiang Yu: "Don't talk, keep eating!"

Ellen: "If I wear this, can I really hear my friends' inner thoughts? But... it's so embarrassing!"

Jiang Yu: "Why are you asking so many questions? Just put it on."

Inside Hole Zero.

Nineveh: "Master Jiang Yu... I... I will transform into human form first."

Jiang Yu: "Don't move, we want the Great Nineveh!"

Qing Yi: "...or it may be illegal."

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No one helps me to reach the top, I will borrow money to reach the top of the mountain!

Finally, after unremitting efforts, he topped the new Alidu Deadbeat List and became the strongest man in the world.

New Elido press conference.

Reporter: "Mr. Jiang Yu, as the biggest deadbeat in New Ailidu, don't you have any sense of shame?"

"Deadbeat? What do you mean by deadbeat? I just advanced the commission for protecting New Eridu!"

My name is Luo Chen, and I traveled through time.

That's right, I was just an ordinary Hyperion deck cleaner. But why did I end up in the world of Honkai Impact 3rd? I can live with these familiar girls, but is this really the Honkai Impact 3rd I know? How could this be so outrageous!