(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)
(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)
When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.
Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"
Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.
Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.
Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.
Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.
Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."
From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.
It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.
The rating just came out [Female protagonist + Transmigration + System behind the scenes + Protagonist being a guinea pig + Four-star character added to the gacha pool / Has SP + SV + FGO + Sticky relationship? / Hesitant] Long Yue, a gloomy and reclusive girl born in the 2000s, never imagined that something like this would happen to her, even after being killed by a major luck event. "But my house is on the 28th floor! How did it get up here?!" Long Yue, who was picked up and brought back to the train, looked at the virtual panel in front of her with a mournful face. Only she could see it. "System?" "But how come there's not even a single AI?!" -- Server Launch: "Bushigomen? Is this four-star character a joke?!" "Just a transitional character, you should be happy that he's given full lives for free, he's good-looking enough." Pinocchio, a player watching the live stream: "This waifu looks familiar." After the preview: "Bushigomen? Are you out of your mind to make him this handsome?!" -- Onpharos Star (pointing at the mural): "Is that you?" Ma: "No way..." Star (looking closely): "That's definitely you!" Ma: "...Really not?" -- "Mash Kyrielight, will become your shield." -- "Roar! Dragon of Lyvadin!" -- "For what is important, for those you trust, and for those you love." "Laugh at the impossible, grasp infinity with those hands!" "More at ease than anyone, freer than anyone!" -- "A shield...that's not how you use it...? Who cares?" "A shield? Forgot it in the car." "What are you looking at?!" Never seen a dragon before? 《Go talk to me in Demolition Mode!》
(Spoilers + Time Travel + Multiple Realms, a spoiler-heavy variant, proceed with caution if you dislike spoilers!)
Having transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway, Su Bai obtained the Super Dimensional Auction House, which allows people from all over the world to participate in auctions.
Among his auction items were many precious treasures, but the most precious were the fates of his guests.
Black Tower: "Huh?! You're saying the machine head is going to die, killed by the Iron Tomb of the Annihilation Lord?"
Alicia: "Is this our final ending? It really is a romantic story♪"
Tianli: "Me, knock? My men have all rebelled?"
Aizen: "The universe is so vast, yet my eyes are only focused on the Hogyoku. That's far too narrow-minded."
Luo Ji: "Is this a trap set by the Three-Body Problem? Huh, what the heck is this two-dimensional foil?"
Thanos: "Star God? Is he strong? How does he compare to the Infinity Gauntlet? Oh, and you even have Infinity Stones to contend with?"
Batman: "There's a Kryptonite auction? I'll take it..."
Feng Baobao: "The rat talisman I filmed is so much fun... but it's also very expensive!"
Su Bai: "You all say my auction items are ridiculously expensive, but who knows how hard I worked to find them!"
[Starry Sky Railway] [Everyone's Turned Yandere] Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I started with a debt of 16.8 billion. Good news: I can simulate. Bad news: My simulation was watched by a crowd. By the way, after the simulation, why are you all crowding around? Don't come any closer! ...Simulation order: Black Tower → Ruan Mei → Heather → Krydella → Seifer → Remaining Onpharos Golden Descendants (To be continued)
"The Imperial Doctor who created the Grammer Riders! The Gentle Bishop of the Church of Ariello's Destiny!"
"The mastermind behind Operation Extermination of Luo! The chief architect of Izumo's sword-forging project!"
"The mysterious #* seat of the Genius Club! The sixth member of the Five Insights of the Clouds!"
"The robin's close agent, Evgeny! The bountiful messenger who converses with the apothecary!"
... ...
The storyteller's impassioned narration at the Luofu Never-Sleeping Marquis recounts the illustrious achievements of the stars throughout the universe!
Meanwhile, Mingyue, who was bound to the 'life simulator' she created before her transmigration, has just started her first simulation under the blessing of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow.
But just as he started the simulation, a live stream containing all the extraordinary beings in the Honkai Universe suddenly appeared in their eyes...!
(Not following the main storyline) (To liven things up) (Star Iron Idea King) (Becoming a genius at the beginning)
Lin Yi came to the world of Bengtie and for some reason was invited by Boshizun to become a member of the Genius Club.
False geniuses with no real substance can only muddle through and improve themselves.
"Imprison a large number of bountiful creatures into a miniature cavern and launch them at sub-light speeds combined with a warp. Upon impact, send the coordinates to Lan with the message 'bountiful creatures are here'. I call it the Earth-shattering Star."
"Breeding insect swarms to generate inexhaustible wetware electricity and provide computing power"
"Let Cunhu swallow and multiply, allowing the comet wall to grow on its own."
"Compile a moral sword hanging over our heads to force the newly born people of abundance to follow family planning."
…
The whole thing started to get going after a hundred chapters, and the genius gang of troublemakers is expanding.
Ning Que travels through Star Iron and becomes the Envoy of Abundance, awakening a god-level script system. He can obtain concept entries by completing character scripts.
He is the Great Guardian, Tibo and her daughter's husband, and Sephiroth's boyfriend...
Not only did they form contracts with the members of the family, but they also influenced reality, even lending their entries to the members.
"Unarmor": Remove all equipment from the target.
"Guaranteed Hit": The object you launch will definitely hit the target.
"First-mover advantage": 100% guaranteed to have the first move.
"BGM": You will not be defeated by BGM.
"Madam, you don't want to...": A target whose weakness has been exploited will inevitably compromise.
Aglaia: Darling, lend me ten entries, I want to fight the Commander!
Firefly: Stop it, I'm out of armor~
Black Tower: Sharpshooter? I'm ten light-years away!
Hanabi: I'm not a wife, I don't want to...
Aha: The Goddess of Abundance has given birth to your offspring? 6! ...
After traveling to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Lin Xi is bound to a "Seele Simulator." By successfully conquering or rewriting the fate of plot characters in various simulations using Seele's persona, the host will receive character-specific talent rewards. However, if the simulation's evaluation is too low, the host will not only be locked out of the relevant scenario, but will also be forcibly bound to some "strange" talents after the simulation ends. As the simulation progresses, one beautiful girl after another falls for Lin Xi's Seele persona. So... Alicia: Seele, when will our wedding be scheduled? Mebius: Let's do something fun, sweet little Seele. Big/Small/Honkai Impact 3rd: Seele! Bronya finally found you! Let's get married! Kiana: Seele is truly gentle and adorable! Lin Xi, while posing as Seele in the simulation to reap the benefits, is completely unaware that she has completely taken on Seele's form. Lin Xi: You're looking for Seele, what does this have to do with me, Lin Xi? Until the object in the simulation, and even the real person in the quantum sea, came to force a marriage...Lin Xi: I'm so excited!
An old ship mechanic who only knows how to skip through the plot, and a crazy simulator system.
The unlucky time traveler ended up with a useless simulator.
Thanks for the invitation. I'm in the sky. After that, the cook will have a second-year syndrome and take millions of people with her. It's okay, then I'll hang up.
(There is no outline for familiar stories. I wrote this to relax when I was bored. There is a high possibility of clouds and ooc. There are a lot of incomprehensible water settings and complaints. Please watch it carefully. If you are too angry, come and scold me at any time.)
As a transmigrator, An Ran was filled with a deep sense of melancholy. Not only had he transmigrated to a chaotic world where sexism was so pervasive that even boxers would have to admit defeat, but his cheat codes were also entirely composed of inherited, outdated code, offering a free door-opening and killing service. Disbot bumped into Altosh, a broken cup got smeared in the face by the bug lord, Teyvat collided with the heavens... Life was tough. To survive, An Ran could only become a man who was either getting stronger or on his way to becoming stronger.