I, Lynn, Judge of Luofu, just wanted to slack off and play dumb with Qingque while outwitting my superiors. But after transmigrating, I found myself with a system called Aha in my head. I, Aha, the Star God of Pleasure, picked up a strange soul after climbing a tree. Let me see… the Starry Sky Railway? Here comes the fun! As long as I make choices that please Aha according to the Pleasure System, I can get rewards, but why is it in the form of a gacha? Kafka hypnotizes me? I hypnotize Kafka! I cling to Estella's leg and shout "rich woman, hungry ship ship!" I use the Black Tower Doll as a pillow and sneak into the Medicine King's Secret Manual shouting "group hunting storm!" I check from time to time to see if there are any bountiful treasures… The system's gacha pool seems a bit strange too: Wind Wings, Heavenly Fire Judgment, Demon Sword Aatrox, Watcher P, Black Tower Doll, Battlefield Healing Needle, Mortal Blade, Water Bird Dance Sword Technique, Twelve Talismans, Yama Blade, all sorts of random oddities, and a Penguin Logistics party invitation? I am Aha's amusement, and Aha is also my amusement! Those who invade my immortal abode's territory, I will surely strike them down! I will draw the Emperor's bow like a full moon, and all the stars will look upon it, to shoot down the plague of longevity! This strike will pierce through the stars!

There is no collapse, daily desu

The author occasionally goes crazy

I am Qi Maomao's dog, let Qi Maomao take me away, Qi Maomao is the woman who can be my wife, Qi Maomao, Qi Maomao I can't live without you

As Shuiyue's older sister, Miss Skadi was extremely proud. Her Shuiyue was so cute, so well-behaved, so outstanding, so sensible, a first-rate cook, and an amazing gamer—he was practically the underwater pearl of Agor! The best boy in Terra! "Miss Skadi, your brother has run off with another woman again." "Ghost Shark, I'll fucking kill you!" Okay, if there was anything Miss Skadi worried about about Shuiyue, it was that he was always being seduced by other women. "Now I regret it, I deeply regret it. Why did I have to be so foolish back then and..." [Fourfold, no cooking today]

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

[Lotus Above Peach Below] [Lotus and Peach CP] [Slightly angsty]

I don't know how to write a summary, so I'll just select the main text...

Clutching the empty Fontainebleau bottle, Hu Tao staggered and crashed into Funina's cabin door. Before Funina could speak, she threw herself into her arms, reeking of alcohol.

Funina instinctively held her waist, and before she could speak, a kiss with a sweet, wine-like scent landed on her lips. It wasn't gentle, even a little clumsy, and Hu Tao's nose brushed against her cheek. "Funina," she buried her face in the other's neck, her voice muffled yet exceptionally clear, "I... like you... Fufu."

Funina's fingers froze. She was used to Hu Tao's fussiness and dependence, but she never imagined that this intimacy would turn into a confession. The words stuck in her throat, and looking at the expectant eyes of the person in her arms, she didn't know whether to nod or shake her head.

After waiting for a while without receiving a response, Hu Tao slowly straightened up. She saw the hesitation in Funina's eyes, and the astonishingly bright look in them instantly dimmed. She didn't say another word, but simply loosened her grip on the wine bottle, turned around, gently closed the door, and let her footsteps fade into the distance without looking back.

Another name.

"Fou, You Smell So Good!"

Arknights movie viewing

I searched the entire internet but couldn't find a true Ark movie-watching book, so I had to write one myself. Please forgive me if it's not a good one.

(Various ooc + watching movies + secondary creation + hook history + the protagonist is a foreshadowing)

Why did w suddenly go crazy

Why did Kal'tsit suddenly breathe out?

Why did the doctor become a handgrip dynamometer?

Let’s all be together in Ark II.

I've been transported to Genshin Impact! And I even have a gacha system! And my first ten-pull yielded two gold skills, one of which is Sword Master! Am I starting Genshin Impact as invincible? But the second skill is a 100% chance of being caught bare-handed?! (This mainly uses various memes and comedic skills; in the story, Luminous isn't the official mute Luminous, she's a lousy Luminous.) Current skill: 100% chance of being caught bare-handed. I can't do anything. I'll just have to corner myself, smash Valdo, and the four gods can't even gather one Mora. I'm about to launch an awesome attack!

"This land is rife with conflict, but here, we will protect everything. We uphold the dignity of the law and do our utmost to stop any attempt to subvert the order of Longmen. Even if the road ahead is filled with difficulties, we will fight bravely. We are the Longmen Guard Bureau."

Xu Ling: "Mr. Chen, the promotional video is finished. Can I leave work now?"

Chen Huijie: "How come the Guards Bureau has someone like you?"

Shi Huaiya: "Don't worry about this stubborn fan. I'll pay for your dinner after get off work. Eat as much as you want."

Everyone in the Imperial Guard: "Long live!"

No CP+isotype (myself)

[When the cycle of reincarnation ends, the lost traveler will return from nothingness, cross the long river of time, set foot on the other side of new life, and recast the chapter of destiny...]

A prophecy from the end of the world made the once revered General Yunqi step onto the chessboard of the star god game.

No one knows what happened... but when the end came, and all things came to an end, a young man with white hair and red eyes returned from the void and voluntarily made a contract with the gods...

When he opened his eyes again, he was already in another world.

Who is he? Keigo, Keigen, or... Wu?

It didn't matter. He just needed to know that he would never make the same mistake again.

———

Reading Notes:

1. The devil is the main plot setting, and the protagonist's mental state is always Schrödinger's stability.

2. The Blue Star content ends after Chapter 24. If you don’t like it, you can skip it directly. Starting from the second volume, the live content will be uniformly marked.

3. Not a role-playing character! The protagonist is Jing Yuan himself after reincarnation, and his memory has been restored at the beginning of the story.

This is a seemingly ordinary chat group, but every time new members are invited, a Holy Grail War always erupts! Magical Mae★Li: "Holy Grail War, let's gang up on the dog-like group owner, Q1 if you're interested!" Jeanne Alter: "1" Enkidu: "1" Saiki Kusuo: "1" Ainz Ooal Gown: "1" Clark Kent: "1" Saitama: "1"... [The group owner retracts a member's message] xN Muyi: "Damn despicable, what do you want to do to me?!" All Might: "Don't worry, because I'm here!" [Adapted from a real tabletop role-playing game storyline; the original group had already experienced eight Holy Grails battles when the book was written.]