Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.
In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.
But.
What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?
Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end
Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)
Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane
Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!
(Daily, funny)
"This body is the most noble and precious in the mortal world." "I shall hold the supreme power of the world. This body has promised my subjects a dream, an unchanging 'eternity' for thousands of generations." "I truly can do anything! I just can't cook!" Gazing at the elegant purple figure in the mirror, Lei Dianying, who had traveled through time as the God of Thunder and awakened his past life memories after more than three thousand years, recalled his actions over the years with some embarrassment. His remarks, reminiscent of those in the later stages of his chuunibyou, worried deeply about Inazuma's mess. Then, her cheat bar ended. [Ding! Ruler chat group unlocked!] Lei Dianying: ??? [Ding! Future Prime Minister Fujiwara Chika, Nazarick's empty-nest old bones, and Rock King Morax have joined the chat group!] Lei Dianying: ...I understand the logic. The latter two are also rulers. But, Fujiwara Chika... her? The future Prime Minister? What kind of world line is this?! [Ding! Archbishop Candidate Otto, Archbishop Otto of Heavenly Destiny, and Future Archbishop Theresa of Heavenly Destiny have joined the chat group! You're raising poison here, are you the Three-Life Buddha?!
"With just a small price to pay, even a wish like destroying the Burning Legion can be fulfilled!" "So, what is the price?" In short, it's the story of Illidan Stormrage becoming a magical girl and fighting in different worlds to achieve his wish of destroying the Burning Legion. Current worlds: Fate/Zero – Black Bullet – What are you doing at the end of the world? Are you busy? Will you come to save us? – Magical Girl Illya – Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha – Re:CREATORS – No Game No Life 0 – [Cheese Cheese Sweet]
Ye Chang'an was bound to a simulator system. Changing other people's fates could increase the number of simulations, but every time the simulation result was that he would become a Herrscher. "First life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up with Eden and we even got married. With the frequent Honkai attacks, I thought I could survive with Eden for 50,000 years... but I became the first Herrscher." "Second life, I was in the present civilization. I grew up with Sirin and we were captured and used for experiments. With the injection of Honkai energy, I thought Sirin was going to Herrscher... but I Herrschered first." "Third life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up in the Far East with the Sakura sisters and became assassin partners with Sakura. With... okay, okay, so I became the third Herrscher too, right?" Every time a Herrscher disaster occurred in the simulation, there was at least one Ye Chang'an among the Herrschers. "System, you better give me an explanation." "...You put too much Honkai energy resistance into it." Ye Chang'an: ( ̄ー ̄) (Three points for the introduction, seven points for the main text)
Su Yang traveled to the Star Iron World and awakened the otherworld lottery system. Completing special tasks each week grants special abilities. Su Yang wants to be a decent person, but there are penalties for exceeding the task time limit. ... [Replies have been optimized and degraded?] [The X-ray glasses are still a bit lacking.] [Time Stop is powerful, but why can it only touch female targets after it stops?] [The hypnosis app is good, but it can only hypnotize one target at a time? Why didn't you say that earlier...who of them is being hypnotized?] [Infinite stamina is great, the Succubus trait is also mentioned, and the Master-Servant Contract is not impossible.] [The EX Curry Stick also makes sense.] [What is Lance Slash?] [What the hell is the self-destruction that forces defeat?] [There's even a Holy Grail? Huh? The Holy Grail can be linked to a specific character?] .... "Let me dispel a rumor here. I have nothing to do with pleasure or reproduction. I'm just an ordinary person passing by."
I've traveled to the world of the Star Dome Railway. Let's board the Star Dome Train first. Once we're aboard, everything will be fine. Wait, where's the Immortal Boat Alliance? You're asking me who the Star God of Destruction is, and why hasn't the Interstellar Peace Company been established yet?! What era of the Star Dome Railway did you send me to? Wait, who's that masked figure? Damn, what a mess!!! ——— To witness the wonderful stories of the universe and the laughter of life, the joyful Envoy participates in everyone's story, sharing memories, both good and bad. Accompanying the genius Heita, we explore the truth of the universe. Join the Five Heroes of the Clouds to defeat evil creatures. Jingliu hasn't gone mad, Ren is still the nimble Yingxing, and Jingyuan is no longer the king of pressure. The Poteo family remains happy, and he's struggling to control his swearing, lest he corrupt his little daughter. He tells her stories of adventurers and cowboys. The Star Core Hunters have a new member. Go shopping with Kafka and Firefly, play games with Silver Wolf, and play tricks on the Pioneer Star. What to do if Firefly is naughty and loves to play pranks? Press her on the knee and spank her. ————
Little Grayshue opened an art studio, hoping to be exposed to different colors. But her clients all seem to be from different worlds. A rock girl with social anxiety. An energetic horse girl aiming for the undefeated triple crown. A seriously injured and dying bunny from Rhodes Island. A little round-faced person from the future doing sit-ups with a strange white creature that she met on the Star Train. Senkaku Shin-kun who can't chat. Uncle Aizen who looks very warm-hearted. ...Until, the Herrscher arrives - Herrscher: Who are you? Grayshue: "I'm a good friend of the horse girls, a pilot of EVA Unit 03, a national-level alchemist, a keyboardist for the Bond Band, a Seven-Star Operator of Rhodes Island, and the inheritor of the intangible cultural heritage of Teyvat. Madoka is my sister, Nuwa is my elder sister, and you..." Herrscher: Excuse me, goodbye.
【Pure Moon Text】【Story】Have you ever had a dream?
Have you been having the same dream every night for more than ten years?
Since the moment he crossed over, Yan Fengcang had seen countless times in his dreams nine roads paved with white stones stretching from his feet to the boundless distance.
He once thought that these nine paths would be his golden fingers, but until he completed his understanding of the world and became an excellent agent who was about to follow his sworn brother Kotomine Shiro to participate in the Holy Grail War, he still could not take a single step on the nine paths.
Maybe I can only live a boring life of blowing the whistle, eliminating heretics, and then flirting with the saint under the protection of my sworn brother?
With this thought in mind, on the eve of the Red and Black Holy Grail War, Cang also heard the echo of the [System].
[Ferry through time, across history, walk the ninefold path representing infinite possibilities, leading to the Seat of Heroes]
Wading through the long river of time, Cang Ye looked back at a series of scenes such as "The Lion of Britain" and "The Man Who Cheat Death", and sighed to the sky:
"My family can't make any black whistles anymore, the anchor is really gone."
(This book is also known as Collapse, I Want to Go Home I’m Not a Succubus)
(Don't give me so many ties when I want to go home!)
(Many women, possible gender reassignment of the original characters)
You Yun accidentally traveled to the civilization before Honkai Impact 3rd and had to cling to others desperately in order to survive.
Mei: "Is this the reason why you have such unclear relationships with others?"
[Day 1 of the time travel: Wearing Adi King's battle suit and dark red hair, is Emiya Shirou actually me?]
[Day 3: Confirmed, this isn't the UBW questline, no Red A experience packs, so I'll have to rely on myself to master Unlimited Bladework.]
[Day 20: Strengthened my magic proficiency and began practicing Projection. During this time, I met an alchemist who asked me where I got all these alchemical weapons made from recycled metal.]
What the hell is recycled metal?
[Day 90: Finally mastered my first Noble Phantasm, Projection. They exclaimed, "This is the Seven Kingdoms," an outstanding achievement in alchemy."]
Huh? I don't really understand you alchemists.
...
[Day xxx: Huh, I finally mastered Unlimited Bladework! Their expressions were fascinating, and they asked where the Nibelungen was.]
How come you don't even know about the inherent barrier? Isn't this... Type-Moon!?