I met the stupid golden-haired True Ancestor by chance, and I tried my best but couldn't defeat him.

It wasn't an accidental encounter;

it wasn't my best effort.

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"So, Mr. accomplice of the murderer, you have to take responsibility--"

the golden-haired True Ancestor said so.

In AD 2014, more than two thousand years after the birth of the first magician, the last princess of the True Ancestor met someone.

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Xu Xiao found that he might not be a human. When he looked back, he had experienced many incredible adventures.

The crimson stains falling from the moon, the [Ancestor] that is incompatible with others, the mysterious war for the universal wishing machine, the [magic] that is beyond human understanding...

The immortal agent, the golden-haired True Ancestor, the princess of the origin, the fairy tale witch, the magician, etc., not only himself may...

Reborn in the Sea of Life.

Ian, who was raised by Tiamat as his offspring, felt the extraordinary gravity.

Tiamat:

"It's dangerous outside."

"Especially girls."

"It's safest here in the Sea of Life."

Ian:

"Mother, the more you say that, the more I want to go out..."

"And--"

"I really can't drink the Sea of Life anymore."

After a long time.

Facing the numerous girlfriends from different eras around Ian.

Tiamat revealed his true form, circling and roaring in the sky.

"Kill all of you!"

"Take Ian away, bad woman!"

"He is my son!"

I was doing a cosplay at a comic convention when I unexpectedly ended up in Teyvat.

What's even more unexpected is that he turned into the son of the God of Fire and unexpectedly gained the power of the Fire Dragon King.

With the help of the Fire Dragon King, he directly developed the Fire Dragon Slayer Magic and eventually became the new Fire Dragon King.

However, this Fire Dragon King seems a bit unreliable.

......

This book shouldn't be too long, probably around 300,000 words, right?

Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."

(This book is also known as Collapse, I Want to Go Home I’m Not a Succubus)

(Don't give me so many ties when I want to go home!)

(Many women, possible gender reassignment of the original characters)

You Yun accidentally traveled to the civilization before Honkai Impact 3rd and had to cling to others desperately in order to survive.

Mei: "Is this the reason why you have such unclear relationships with others?"

Russell, who traveled to Type-Moon for unknown reasons, is in distress.

Good news: He got the cheat code.

Bad news: The cheat code is 100% or even 90% wrong.

"You need to enter keywords, and use the keywords to generate the life of a certain historical figure for the trial, and get relevant rewards based on the trial achievements?"

"Then I must choose the most ancient dragon Aotian, the all-purpose Gilgamesh!"

"Can't you directly enter a person's name as a keyword?

" "Then, the most ancient hero king, Uruk, a hybrid of man and god."

"Huh? Why am I not called Gilgamesh in the simulation?"

"What!? You said that according to the latest unearthed stone tablet, Lugalbanda is the most ancient hero king?! So I am Gilgamesh's father now?"

"You use the sword of Earth history to kill my official on the moon!?"

Faced with the obviously pitfalls of the cheat code, the trial without any information strategy, and the weak start, Russell could only sigh.

"Ah! This is bad luck. But since I'm here, it's okay if I can't pass the level, but can I let you bully me?"

[Single woman, mainly focused on farming, just kidding (⋟﹏⋞)]

You've traveled to Teyvat and started with only a bowl. The system only lets you farm. What do you do?

No problem, as long as you swing the hoe well, you can dig down the foundation of Sky Island.

Is it a choice between becoming a hoe god, a chef god, or even abandoning humanity to become a birth god (doge)?

That depends on Su Jing's choice.

A video recap system has arrived in Teyvat, showcasing tear-jerking moments and playing Frinna's storyline, including "The Sinner's Dance."

It brought tears to the eyes of both gods and men.

Ying: You have held on like this for five hundred years. Let me hug you.

Navilette: Thank you, I really enjoyed the five hundred years of the story.

Zhongli: I signed a contract with myself to save the country and kept it for five hundred years, which ultimately deceived the will of heaven. I respect all justice that needs to be practiced by myself. Even though the divine part has dissipated and the throne no longer exists, for the entire history of Fontaine, Funina is still a god of justice worthy of recognition.

Then the song "Broken Branches and Old Dreams" was played.

[The Great Compassion Tree King: Let the world completely forget me.]

Play [The Chapter of the Immortal Fox]

[Youlezhai, I was really happy, but now watching you leave, I still feel a little lonely.]

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After all the tear-jerking PVs were played, everyone in Teyvat's eyes were swollen with pain!!!!!!

Ye Chang'an was bound to a simulator system. Changing other people's fates could increase the number of simulations, but every time the simulation result was that he would become a Herrscher. "First life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up with Eden and we even got married. With the frequent Honkai attacks, I thought I could survive with Eden for 50,000 years... but I became the first Herrscher." "Second life, I was in the present civilization. I grew up with Sirin and we were captured and used for experiments. With the injection of Honkai energy, I thought Sirin was going to Herrscher... but I Herrschered first." "Third life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up in the Far East with the Sakura sisters and became assassin partners with Sakura. With... okay, okay, so I became the third Herrscher too, right?" Every time a Herrscher disaster occurred in the simulation, there was at least one Ye Chang'an among the Herrschers. "System, you better give me an explanation." "...You put too much Honkai energy resistance into it." Ye Chang'an: (￣ー￣) (Three points for the introduction, seven points for the main text)

Due to an accidental death, Mulan transformed into Kiana Kaslana, only to wake up to find herself transported to the Teyvat continent. She now possesses a system called "Valkyrie Paradise," allowing her to accumulate crystals to exchange for chances to draw Valkyrie character cards. Aside from her initial Domain Armor: White Comet character card, she has no other powerful characters. To ensure her survival, she embarks on a daily journey of completing tasks and increasing character affinity to acquire crystals. However, these character affinity tasks seem rather strange. [Limited Task: Show the Lightning General (Shadow) true culinary skills and successfully teach them to cook using the Raiden Mei character card.] Looking at the Lightning General who nearly blew up the kitchen without a trace of remorse, and the Shadow standing to the side, bitterly chopping cabbage, and the gloating Yae no Miko, she falls into deep thought. It's time to show them the true Herrscher of Cooking! For crystals! Charge! Charge! Charge! One pot! Two bowls! One slice! Two halves! One vegetable dish! Two servings of rice!! Pots, pans, and utensils! Surrender to me!!