[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

[Mi Universe + Multiple Heroines + Anime + Tokusatsu + Time Travel]

X: System, are you sure you're from the 2D world?

System: If you think so, then I am.

X: ?

After receiving the system's reply, X stared at the system panel and fell into deep thought.

Years later, whenever people in the universe talked about X, they all said this: You're right, but this is the miracle god X. He could invent things that would wreak havoc, and he could dismantle a star god with his bare hands. He could annihilate the Doomsday Beast with a wave of his hand; he was just a scientist.

X: I've told you so many times, I'm just a scientist, I don't have their kind of power. (Shrugs helplessly.jpg)

All the Star Gods: Ah, right, right, right!

[Lotus Above Peach Below] [Lotus and Peach CP] [Slightly angsty]

I don't know how to write a summary, so I'll just select the main text...

Clutching the empty Fontainebleau bottle, Hu Tao staggered and crashed into Funina's cabin door. Before Funina could speak, she threw herself into her arms, reeking of alcohol.

Funina instinctively held her waist, and before she could speak, a kiss with a sweet, wine-like scent landed on her lips. It wasn't gentle, even a little clumsy, and Hu Tao's nose brushed against her cheek. "Funina," she buried her face in the other's neck, her voice muffled yet exceptionally clear, "I... like you... Fufu."

Funina's fingers froze. She was used to Hu Tao's fussiness and dependence, but she never imagined that this intimacy would turn into a confession. The words stuck in her throat, and looking at the expectant eyes of the person in her arms, she didn't know whether to nod or shake her head.

After waiting for a while without receiving a response, Hu Tao slowly straightened up. She saw the hesitation in Funina's eyes, and the astonishingly bright look in them instantly dimmed. She didn't say another word, but simply loosened her grip on the wine bottle, turned around, gently closed the door, and let her footsteps fade into the distance without looking back.

Another name.

"Fou, You Smell So Good!"

"Humanity's strongest warrior, the hope for salvation. As long as he lives, our civilization will not perish..." So many visions, so heavy hopes. With an icy body, he wields the eternal heat of the sun, rescuing lives from the depths of suffering. In a highly advanced pre-civilization, he was the strongest warrior among the moths drawn to the flame. The fiery sword guarding Eden, the heavenly fire that burned Sodom. In a still-ignited world, he was the prototype of [God]. Kevin could have become the fire illuminating the world, but he did not; he chose to become the moth chasing the flame. In the final heaven, [God] entrusted him with the throne and the light; in them, he finally saw a future brighter than [Stigmata]. The real Kevin has followed his companions, passing away without regret. In another world, [humanity] is born from miracles and legacies; on the journey of the Ark, he will surely embark on a tomorrow even better than [the past]. In the frigid snowfields, natural disasters descend. "Faced with natural disasters, humanity is not helpless. Heavenly Fire, unleash it!" Nature's wrath is but dust before the raging inferno. Kazdel, before the vast army. Kevin: "Do you know why birds can fly?" Sarkaz army: "???!!!"

He has become Hoshimi Miyabi, but his weapon is no longer tailless; instead, it is a demon sword called Bloodstained Cherry Blossom.

What do you mean by saying a corrupted fox is still a fox? What do you mean by saying a corrupted demon sword is still a demon sword? These two are completely different things!

Using Hoshimi Miyabi's appearance but fighting style, the girl who was once so heroic couldn't help but complain, "Is this like using the sword of the previous dynasty to kill the officials of this dynasty?"

[Honkai Impact 3rd timeline: lighthearted, sunny, healing, mostly slice-of-life scenes]

A soul from another world brings a new variable to this established story, creating a new collision with the existing beings.

From the moment they arrived at their new house and started attending their new school, their fates, which should have been unrelated, became intertwined.

From the day we met, the Honkai was born.

A reclusive boy awakens a power—is that power a curse of destruction? Or a gift of fate? Or perhaps… something that was always meant for him?

He was simple, yet everything about him seemed shrouded in mystery. What kind of turmoil was hidden behind that mystery?

"If it is true that with great power comes great responsibility, then I am willing to shoulder this responsibility, to find the truth, to find... my true self!"

The past and the future intertwine, forging the hope of today. In those ordinary days, new bonds will connect us, giving us the courage to move forward.

"Don't be so surprised. I told you, I'm very strong. I'm not that easy to get into trouble with."

In the end, he may be battered and bruised, or he may return in triumph, but in any case, he will hear that familiar phrase:

Welcome home.

Lowe: "Um, Surtr, how do you use this 'Leivatin'?" "Lowe, watch carefully, I'll only teach you once." "The power of fire, it's used like this." A tall demon appeared behind Surtr, its arms outstretched, grasping the two-meter-long greatsword. "Leivatin!" Talulah: "Don't you Rhodes Island people have your own Originium Arts?"

I, Guinevere, am a woman of both martial prowess and political acumen, capable of governing the country and improving people's lives. A mere King Arthur with protagonist's halo, I'll make you pay! — Wait, you said your name is Artoria? ...

In the world of Genshin Impact, on the continent of Teyvat, in Liyue Harbor, a shop called "The Little Shop of All Worlds" quietly opened. Lin Rui, by chance, arrived in the world of Genshin Impact. What changes will his arrival bring to Teyvat...?

[Ironclad + Minimal Naruto + Not Brainless + System + Not Invincible + Meme-Based + Abstract + Funny + Slice of Life] Alternative Title: "Death Titan as a Pet, I'm the Reverse Butterfly, Remember Me..."

A college student on Earth, while watching Naruto, inexplicably transmigrated into the body of Xia Die on the Starry Sky Railway and awakened the strongest Naruto system. She started with the Sharingan and earned gold coins simply by defeating monsters. Upon learning that she was destined to forever remain in the Underworld, bearing that heavy fate and suffering, she simply kicked away this shoddy script. "Let whoever wants to do it do it. Rather than wronging myself, I'd rather kill someone else. Me, stuck in the Underworld serving those bastards? Don't even think about it." Just as she awakened her Mangekyou Sharingan and felt invincible, a little gray-haired creature appeared out of nowhere, and then Ohma was attacked... "Wait, am I really fighting the Titan of Conflict?" Watching the others running away with their buckets, she fell into deep thought. Could she win? It's a guaranteed death sentence!!!

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PS: Even if you haven't watched Naruto, it's not very intense.

This book focuses on lighthearted, entertaining, and humorous content. The beginning might not be as serious, and some parts could be a little awkward. Please bear with it; the author will continue to revise, supplement, and improve it, striving to produce relatively high-quality content.

Secondly, the author is just an ordinary gamer, writing a novel for the first time, writing whatever comes to mind (whatever he dreams of). Please don't criticize if you don't like it.

Feel free to suggest any new memes, ideas, or memorable scenes. The author will incorporate anything suitable; they really love their fans!

(Note: This book has undergone a major revision, and most of the problematic parts in the early chapters have been corrected. Please feel free to read it.)