Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"
Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."
Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."
Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"
It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.
In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.
Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!
Xia Huo traveled to a parallel world and obtained the card magician system.
One magic show after another amazed the audience.
"This is definitely a wizard who graduated from Hogwarts!"
"What magician? This is clearly a cultivator from the pre-Qin era!"
"I asked you to perform magic, but I didn't ask you to do it for real."
[Ding, congratulations to the host for breaking through five million popularity points and obtaining the 'Time Stop Magic Card'! ]
"You must have seen the magic trick of stopping the rain in the movies. Now I'm going to do something even more impossible. I'm going to stop the tornado completely."
When the devastating tornado in the desert froze in place, the entire internet was in an uproar!
Main characters: Xia Huo,
Jiang Wu, carrying the divine soil "Xiran Seed", airborne Hufflepuff.
Mandrake? Hum a Chinese folk song and get hypnotized!
Greenhouse vegetable farming? Cedric came over carrying dragon manure: "Do you need any help?"
Halloween feast? The snail noodle hotpot stinks, but Said pushes away the green mist: "...Can I try it?"
The last bell of the century has sounded.
The shadows are hazy, and the last demon hunter is chasing the out-of-control werewolf.
The blood moon is in the sky, and the ancient vampires are preparing to welcome the return of their ancestor.
Shrouded in fog, Little Red Riding Hood in Storybrooke is looking for the descendants of Grimm.
Wizards walked out of Hogwarts, "The damned mudbloods are usurping the glory of purebloods."
Groudon tore through the ground, "The thugs from Azkaban are on a killing spree."
Kyogre stirred the waves, "A new Dark Lord is about to ascend the throne."
Rayquaza pierced the sky, "Great Wizard King, Builder of the White Tower, Swordmaster of Gryffindor, Paris respectfully welcomes you."
Allen touched Arceus beside him. The sixteen tablets of creation radiated eternal light. "I'm just a training master who does this out of interest."
【HP】【Cat】【Mystery】【Daily】【Magic】
Aber became a cat. Just as he gradually accepted his fate, an owl carrying a letter landed in front of the window. The next day, an old man with a white beard stood in front of him with a puzzled look on his face.
"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"
"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"
"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"
Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.
From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...
"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"
"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."
"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."
"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"
The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said
"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."
"Then what?"
"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."
"Can't you beat him?"
"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"
"Then why did it fail?"
“I can’t pick ten thousand…”
When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.
"Come with me."
"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."
"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."
"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."
"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"
"Do you have the guts?"
"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"
"Harry Pott!"
In a narrow alley drenched in rain,
Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.
[Single female protagonist Hermione + mainly based on the movie plot, later plot changes + system]
Kevin traveled to the world of Harry Potter and grew up in an orphanage without ever coming into contact with magic. It was not until he was 11 years old that he finally received the admission letter to Hogwarts.
Reborn, he just wants to enjoy this magical journey, but as time goes by, he can't help but get caught up in it...
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Snape: Kevin? Humph! Just a cocky brat with a bit of talent.
Dumbledore: Kevin is such a good boy who would go to great lengths to help his friends.
Voldemort: Kevin, this unethical and despicable villain! He has attacked me with a crowbar every time I die!
Waking up, Joel found himself transmigrated into the magical world of Harry Potter, bringing with him a "Pipi Shrimp" pay-to-win system.
Charms, Transfiguration, Potions...
Spend money + grind = boundless magic!
But slowly, Joel discovered that this system was as mischievous as its name suggested.
"I absolutely cannot do something like that!" Joel vehemently refused a system-issued task.
One morning, Professor McGonagall's office doorknob mysteriously vanished.
The Gryffindor lioness was furious, while Joel, tucked in a corner, contentedly watched his Transfiguration progress bar tick up on the system panel.
This is a story about a protagonist making money and causing mischief at Hogwarts.