[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]
This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.
[This might be a food article (perhaps)]
When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!
Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.
Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.
In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.
In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.
In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.
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In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:
Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.
Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.
[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]
Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?
Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.
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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.
Stable updates, let's see how it goes?
Chivalry—integrity, loyalty, honesty, keeping one's word, and fearlessness in the face of hardship—Amy is a Hufflepuff student and an insurer for Hogwarts. "Since fate has given me a second chance, why should I indulge in a life of extravagance again?" Amy is determined to teach Voldemort a lesson! The three stages of the insurance industry are all more fascinating than the last.
Voldemort: Why? Why? I already have the Elder Wand, how could you defeat me? Harry!!! Harry wiped the sweat from his nerves with his sleeve and said: Because I defeated you a hundred times in the game! Voldemort: What? What game? Defeat me a hundred times? Hermione: Shut up, or you'll be smashed to pieces! Harry, why do you never remember to finish off the boss?! If you, dear readers, find "The Game Producer of Hogwarts" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!
Wu Hai, an underground boxer who was shot and killed, is reborn as a little orange cat with magical blood. He is adopted by a little girl named Alice. A year later, an owl carrying his Hogwarts acceptance letter arrives before the girl who adopted him! Entering Hogwarts as a magical pet, he learns various spells through an attribute panel, gains experience by defeating magical creatures and wizards to level up—this is a battle-oriented, action-packed magical world! ... If you, dear readers, find "A Certain Magical Cat from Hogwarts" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!
[Invincible protagonist][HP fanfiction][Making money][Refreshing read][Single female lead][Slytherin]
Travel back in time to Harry Potter, and acquire magical skills by spending gold!
From then on, the art style of the magical world completely went astray.
Only I know that I just want to make more money, and incidentally... become a god.
Years later, Voldemort, wielding the Elder Wand, roared at me, "How dare you oppose the Dark Lord!"
I sighed, and behind me slowly appeared a skill tree, illuminated in gold and stretching across the sky.
“Sorry, Mr. Tang,” I snapped my fingers, “but you’re preventing me from making money.”
I, Harry Potter, Cardinal of the Church of England, High Priest of the Church, close friend of Neville Longbottom, Headmaster of Hogwarts, the man behind Hermione Granger, Minister of Magic, the legendary savior, demon slayer, and terminator of evil, young man, you dare challenge me? How many holy attacks can you withstand?
"How does it feel to be given the name Rozier?" "Get lost!" "How can you be so heartless!" "Stop with that gloating look. And can you please stop bullying those three little ones and Malfoy? You're practically ruining them!" "Tch, what do you know? You're having fun outside, while I can only find my fun at Hogwarts." These were the days these two shameless rascals spent having fun at Hogwarts.
Having transmigrated into the last bloodline of the Grindelwald family, he initially wanted to live a low-key life, but was forced to bind himself to the "Underworld God System".
From then on, the style of Hogwarts completely went astray.
"Petrify everyone? That's too lame. Come and witness the power of our Zaun petrification!"
"Want to learn the Patronus Charm? First, pay protection money to the system. Avada Kedavra can turn a melon into a rainbow color for you."
Dumbledore looked at the savior, who had been turned into a "henchman," and fell into deep thought: "This kid...maybe he can form the most cowardly villain alliance in history with Tom?"
Until one day, I was cornered by the Dark Lord, and the system suddenly prompted me—"Hey buddy, there's only one guy on the other side, call for reinforcements to take him down!"
"Robin, a model citizen, is transported to a magical world, inheriting the bloodline of the Eastern Phoenix from the start! After enrolling at Hogwarts, with his extraordinary talent and the blessing of the Phoenix bloodline, he gradually rises to the pinnacle of the wizarding world, becoming an existence surpassing even the god of magic, Merlin!"
Silent, a wood-elemental ability user, transmigrates from the apocalypse to the wizarding world, becoming Thomas, Severus Snape's twin brother. Reborn, his greatest goal is to live happily ever after with his brother! His principle: Reject internal conflict! It's better to make things difficult for others than to wrong yourself!