The Hogwarts High Inquisitor's Order prohibits any professor from providing students with violent, morbid, or information that cannot be explained by magic. Any professor is prohibited from teaching students how to commit crimes in disguise by setting up crime-solving and decryption sessions in class. The above regulations are in accordance with Article 34 of the Education Order. Signed: High Inquisitor Dolores Jane Umbridge... "Good heavens, Hermione. I think we should go tell Professor Holmes that his entire course has been defined as illegal by the Ministry of Magic..." "Yes, Ron. But you probably can't find him now, because he just took Harry to the Chamber of Secrets." "The Chamber of Secrets? What is he doing there?" "Little things like stabbing himself with the fangs of basilisk and wipping the basilisk's corpse!"

Thorne Black, traveling through the world of Harry Potter, becomes the posthumous son of Regulus Black, and is also a congenital magical holy body of flesh and blood. He can become stronger by fusing the flesh and blood of powerful magical creatures!

then.........

"I once saw him pick a lucky audience member on the spot to receive a brand new heart the moment he was shot in the heart!"

"I once saw him, in a moment of extreme danger, rip open Quirrell, who was possessed by Voldemort, with just a wave of his hand!"

"I once saw him blatantly rip out the dragon's heart and lungs at the Triwizard Tournament, leaving me with a mess."

"I once saw him nearly devour the centaurs to extinction in the Forbidden Forest, where a vortex of flesh and blood appeared out of nowhere and he was extremely hungry!"

"I have seen..."

In the headmaster's office of Hogwarts, Dumbledore was wrapped in a wool blanket, holding a cup of hot milk in his hand and said with a look of despair on his face.

[Not a saintly woman + truly invincible + funny (more of a joke, don't read if you're looking for something serious) + refreshing + Hogwarts Legacy + Tom Riddle, the succubus of the wizarding world]

My name is Tom Riddle. I have no interest in becoming the Dark Lord. I just like studying magic.

I thought I would continue to explore the mysteries of magic until I achieved my goal - immortality.

One day during my graduation trip, I was in mysterious Egypt looking for the legendary magic involving time.

But unexpectedly, when he was about to succeed, he was accidentally sent to Hogwarts in 1991 by time magic.

Tom and Dumbledore stared at each other:

“…”

"Hello, Professor."

…

In order to take revenge on Dumbledore, the old bee, Tom decided to trick Harry Potter into following him:

"Harry, what do you want to be?"

"I want to be a Death Eater!"

Also known as: [Reborn Man Learns Magic in England]

In order to honor his ancestors' magic tricks, a magician in the Dharma-Ending Age is about to perform a large-scale escape trick at the end of the century. However, he accidentally dies in the middle of the trick. When he opens his eyes again, he finds that he has been reborn as a foreigner.

But fortunately, my father's family is still a small farmer. Well, it's not big but it's something. What I couldn't get rid of in my previous life, I can finally get rid of in this life.

As a result, when he was eleven years old, he received a letter sent by an owl.

"I don't know how I ended up in the Snake Hospital. Is this something I can enter?"

"Okay, forget it, let's just give up and destroy it"

In this way, a young man who took playing badly as his creed but unexpectedly mastered the magic of life became the laughing stock of the Snake Courtyard.

A lazy little snake was born at this moment!

As a result, some weird things appeared, and strange things appeared in the "ordinary" Hogwarts, which could also help me practice. Then I started to give up, while pretending to restore the glory of my ancestors, but secretly: I need you to help me practice!

The data of the new book is still low, please support it, the content is absolutely high-quality. Relying on the hacking skills in the previous life and the super powers in this life, Ariana earned more than one billion pounds in assets at the age of 11. She wanted to immigrate to the United States a year later and create her own consortium myth there, but she did not expect to receive an admission notice from Hogwarts. Professor McGonagall: "Ms. Colin, if you do not receive formal magical education, you are likely to become an Obscurial, not to mention hurting others and yourself, you will not live past the age of eighteen." Having only lived to the age of twenty in her previous life, Ariana cherished her life very much. She thought it was okay to immigrate seven years later, so she accepted the admission invitation. She just wanted to study, but she accidentally ruled the wizarding world and she could no longer immigrate. The heroine does not have any golden fingers, she relies entirely on IQ and knowledge, CP Draco Malfoy

The incomplete fragment of the artifact carried a soul to the magical world we imagine, albeit a little too early. Voldemort was still Tom Riddle, Snape's mother hadn't been born yet, and the original Dark Lord was still striving for the greater good.

The male protagonist has no CP in the main text, but there is ambiguity in the early stage. Support ggad, Sili

Who is Zieyer Reed? Dumbledore: He's the man with the most respect and the most disdain for knowledge I've ever met, but I believe he's a good, honest child. McGonagall: A very talented student. I'd be even more pleased if he were a Gryffindor. Flitwick: Those above you, don't try to poach me! Voldemort: 'How does it feel to cut yourself into pieces?' Impolite brat! Zieyer, the "Threadman" and pre-Crow Sorcerer, accidentally opened a long-sealed book in the basement at the age of eleven. After finding countless transparent Crow Cards, he was transported to a new world, along with his house! Seeing people poking around with small wooden sticks, Zieyer slowly raised his man-sized, spiky durian stick and the cards he had rewoven with new colors. Mutual lasers are so boring...

"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

Why did I transmigrate into this guy's body?!

Snap snap snap~

The angry boy raised his hands and slapped himself until his head looked like a pig's.

"Excellent work, reward me!"

A voice echoed in his mind, interrupting the pig-headed boy's chaotic thoughts.

You have received a reward of 666 Galleons from the system.

And in that Diagon Alley, a boy grasped his first magic wand...

"Wow! This thing is interesting!"

[You have received a Wizard Duel Gift Pack as a reward from the System Master]

[Bloodline Awakening: The Knight King's Legacy Technique - Excalibur*1]

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A casual, appreciative system master

A manual left behind by an adventurer who grilled a phoenix.

An ancient secret, its traces erased by time.

When the stone pillar that sealed history crumbled, demons symbolizing destruction emerged from hell.

In Hogwarts, the Knights of Conquest donned ferocious heavy armor and charged straight forward, their feet treading on blood and fire.

This is a not-so-serious, but still very serious, Harry Potter fanfiction.

Welcome to the world of magic!