"How does it feel to be given the name Rozier?" "Get lost!" "How can you be so heartless!" "Stop with that gloating look. And can you please stop bullying those three little ones and Malfoy? You're practically ruining them!" "Tch, what do you know? You're having fun outside, while I can only find my fun at Hogwarts." These were the days these two shameless rascals spent having fun at Hogwarts.

Will Evans wakes up to find himself transported to the world of Harry Potter. Good news: he knows the entire plot. Bad news: he knows nothing but the original story. So, Will decides—to cling to Dumbledore's coattails and achieve a life of effortless success! "Professor, Quirrell has a face on the back of his head!" "Professor, the diary has a mind of its own, burn it with Fiendfyre!" "Professor, don't wear that ring, it'll kill people!" Dumbledore: ...? When the greatest wizard holds the script, Voldemort's Horcruxes face their most disastrous failure in history. In their first year, they prematurely eliminate Peter Pettigrew. In their second year...