"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

Introduction: [Logical truth + dog licking rebirth + school beauty + cheating life + cool story]

The bootlicker Lin Xuan was reborn back to his senior year of high school. Facing the campus beauty whom he had liked for ten years, he resolutely chose to leave this time.

In the previous life, it was because of her that I suffered humiliation.

I spent three years growing flowers, but she thought they were dirty!

I delivered breakfast to her for three years, and she threw it into the trash can!

Although she was seriously ill in bed, she smiled and said that it was one less annoying fly!

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He also missed a good girl who was sincere to him. This time, he would not be a bootlicker no matter what. He would take back everything he lost!

"Lin Xuan! Why!?"

School beauty Yu Jiaxin cried and shouted at Lin Xuan who was leaving.

"Is it okay if you don't like it?"

It's really ironic. I've liked her for ten years and confessed my love to her for three years. Now that I don't lick her anymore, she's getting anxious!

"A dog licker? Not even a dog!"

Lin Xuan, who had been reborn, said to himself secretly.

"But you've liked me for ten years, and I was about to agree to you!"

Yu Jiaxin was completely panicked. She had clearly given in, so why did he still leave?

"Haha, no need for that. You really don't deserve my sincerity!!"

After saying that, Lin Xuan left without looking back, and from then on he would only give his true heart to the right person!

A failed confession leads to a suicide note? Is this me from eighteen years ago?

Jiang Zhou, who had traveled back in time, cursed himself for being an idiot and began to focus on making money.

First, based on memory, report a murderer who has been on the run for five years.

He received a prize of 500,000 yuan and officially started his own business.

School beauty: Why are you so cold to me after I rejected you?

Jiang Zhou: Love is a complicated game, who takes whom seriously? Let's part amicably, okay?

School beauty: You clearly said you liked me!

Jiang Zhou: I was just joking. I'm not interested. Don't follow me.

School beauty: If you say that again, I'll cry and never talk to you again.

Jiang Zhou: Go ahead and cry, it's none of my business.

School beauty: ? ? ?

Start a company, fall in love, and bully the school beauty.

Jiang Zhou, reborn, made up for all his regrets.

Women are strange like that; the more you lick them, the colder they become.

Your change of heart makes her so sad she wants to cry!

In his previous life, Li Jingshen abandoned his wife and child to return to the city. Years later, upon achieving success and fame, his wife and child went mad and died. The daily torment left him feeling empty for the rest of his life. Burdened with regret before his death, heaven unexpectedly gave him another chance! In this life, we'll be together forever. Honey, I'll never leave you again!