(My new book, *The Fiery Wife: The Evil Emperor, So Sensual*, has been released; please support it!) "My beloved consort, from now on, you'll be responsible for 'birth,' and I'll be responsible for 'sex.'" Si Yutian cut a longevity cake with the words "Happy Birthday" written on it into four pieces, giving her the "birth" and keeping the "sex" for himself. "Get lost!" She, a 21st-century military doctor and major general, transmigrated into the body of the useless eldest daughter of the Ye family, persecuted by her fiancé and sent to a mental hospital; he, a prince of the largest empire, cunning and sullen, happened to live next door while on a secret mission. Being neighbors is fine; but have you ever seen a neighbor who crawls into your bed every day? Isn't that a bit too shameless? Handsome guy next door, please let me go! Please don't pester me! Please be a quiet mental patient!

A modern super-special forces soldier tragically killed by a stray bullet: tragedy! Reborn to be severing her tendons and thrown into a prehistoric zoo: a bummer! Yaoguang, a 21st-century super-special forces soldier, was humiliated and transported to the body of Leng Yaoguang, the good-for-nothing daughter of the Leng family in the Land of Divine Beasts. With the unparalleled gift of severed limbs, her divine phoenix body awakened, and she is no longer the bullied, useless young lady! Five spiritual roots, heaven-defying strength; a divine golden dragon, unrivaled in the world! The relics of the gods, the inheritance of the emperors, the palace of the immortals—all belong to her! This evildoer's name resounds throughout the three realms, and wherever she goes, demons and evil spirits retreat! Everyone avoids her, yet some fearless souls still venture forward... Yaoguang grits her teeth: "Hey, that prince who brought the betrothal gifts to bribe my cheap father, arranged marriages are no longer popular these days!"