The "Savior Training Manual," which details a life of leisure before encountering a ruthless killer, lists various activities from cooking, washing floors, and dishwashing to studying, running, and fighting. It emphasizes that persistence leads to proficiency, with occasional bursts of magical knowledge and even the acquisition of magical creature attributes upon leveling up. The manual then addresses the question: "Whose savior spends all day mopping and weeding?! Why is my skill still called 'Weeding' even though I can teleport?! Who wants the golden talent of the Exploding Tail Snail's fart?! Can't I just follow the storyline?!" The manual concludes with: "No! ...Four years later, in the Hogwarts Headmaster's office, Dumbledore unearths long-sealed letters. The manual outlines a training schedule: 5:00-5:30 sprint 10 laps around the neighborhood (youthful energy is amazing!) 5:30-6:00 do a handstand on one finger (what does a handstand on one finger even mean!) 6:20-7:00 weeding...