Yan Luo traveled through Warhammer 40K and got a bankrupt version of the underworld. Good news: he can judge the souls of demons and build infrastructure. Bad news: the evil gods all want him to "enter the job early". In order to avoid being used as firewood by the Inquisition, he decided to pretend to be a saint!
So the Empire has a new "wholesaler of miracles": Purifying demons? Actually, they were taken to the underworld as building materials. The Emperor appeared in spirit? All thanks to the Mirror of Evil's photo-editing technology. The Imperial Guards were suspicious? Immediately perform the "Top Ten Moments that Touched the Emperor".
Facing the pursuit of the four Chaos Gods, Yan Luo calmly said: "I have signed a strategic agreement with Boss Huang. If I catch two more demons, it will be enough to pay the rent."
This is a book about:
✔How to become a saint through acting in the 40K universe
✔How to turn Khorne into underworld decoration materials
✔How to live in harmony with the emperor and become rich
✔And… how to keep jumping on the edge of death but not die
Notes:
⚠The protagonist of this book is morally flexible and good at getting things for free. It is not recommended for followers of the Emperor with mysophobia to read.
⚠Some demons may suffer psychological trauma due to excessive exploitation
⚠The Underworld is currently recruiting "Forgotten River Water Quality Managers", with food and accommodation provided (but no salary)
"I'm not a heretic, I'm just a frugal CEO of the underworld." - Yama Knox (self-proclaimed)
[A Great Filial Piety] + [The Third Reich] + [Abstract Man] + [Brotherly Love] [The New Emperor's Authorized History] + [Not Chaos, But Worse Than Chaos] Under the temptation of the Four Gods, an internal struggle within the Empire - the Horus Heresy.
It is about to begin, and the fate of mankind is heading towards despair.
Until - the eleventh Primarch named Francis Crick resurrected.
Lord of Change: He is not in my plan.
Blood God: Why doesn't he even look at me.
Lord of Corruption: He is so nice!
He can drink whatever I make!
King of Debauchery: I can't stand him when I see him... Faced with something he has never seen before, Francis has only one sentence
If you can't give me a future, then I'll take it myself with my chainsaw axe. Your so-called saving of humanity is nothing but a lie, while we are the future of humanity.
Calixis Sector, Port Wanderer, Blind Eye Bar. "Hello, friend, come sit down. You're looking for a job?" A well-dressed man embraces you, offering you a glass of Renka brandy. "You can call me Siegel, the best Rogue Trader in the Kronos Expanse." "Do other Rogue Traders say the same thing? Friend, to survive in Port Wanderer, you must use your own judgment.
"This Warhammer shithole is so hard to clean! Those hard lumps are stuck in the pipe list. It's so annoying!"
Chen Long, who was riding the super beast and standing on the monkey version of the ether phase engine, said irritably, dozens of light seconds away!
Xie Yong, a poor wage earner, found himself in prison after waking up from a sleep, but this was not an ordinary prison... As for why it was not ordinary, he did not understand, because he was just an Ogryn ape-man. That's right, it was the legal sub-human Ogryn ape-man designated by the Ministry of Military Affairs. At the same time, it was also a coin with a slightly larger denomination in the hands of the Human Emperor. Although he was imprisoned, fortunately he still had a system in his head. Just want me, an Ogryn ape-man, to understand the prompts of the system? ! Hahaha, why don't you let Tzeentch teach me to count to the number 9? What? I can really count to 9! Hello! System, this mission is completed
They're all loyal when you talk about it, but they won't go when you ask. This statement perhaps best reflects the reality of the Warhammer world.
It contains so much passion and romance between men, but even more so, endless despair.
Zhou Bin, this unlucky fellow, simply joined a Warhammer 40K fan group by chance, watched a few short videos recommended by them, and, following their advice, reluctantly shouted a few words of loyalty in the group. Before he knew it, he had been transported to the world of Warhammer 40K.
He became one of the countless ordinary people in this world, and how will he struggle to survive in this universe full of malice towards humanity?
As a member of the ancient Dwarf race, how should he face the threats of Greenskins, Skaven and even the Chaos Gods, recapture the lost mountain fortress, retrieve the lost artifacts, and restore the glory of the Mountain Kingdom?
After being struck by lightning and killed, Raymond Lam traveled to the Marvel Universe.
He then obtained the strongest green-skinned system, and from then on he started waaaaagh.
Fight, fight, and more fighting!
Captain America, are you going to fight my guys?
Iron Man, do you think you're as powerful as my Techies?
Hulk, how about a contest with my Warboss?
When Thanos saw the overwhelming green tide rushing towards him...
Sorry, he's leaving.
Lin Feng gradually led his boys to become more and more...
Standing atop countless worlds and countless universes
A story about Warhammer.
A veteran's story.
A story about working for the Emperor in order to return home.
A new author arrogantly attempts to tell the story of human nature and bestiality.