【Happy, sadistic, invincible article! 】

Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo!

Because his soul skills are too abstract, he knelt down and cried when he was banned.

100% of the time, he was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk!

The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour!

Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea!

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Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous? !

Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life!

Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid?

Qian Renxue: You have seen through my female body for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me?

A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !

Shen An, equipped with a fame system, traversed the Douluo Continent. As long as his fame spread, he could draw all kinds of magical characters and items. And the first magical character he drew was Tom Cat!

"Tom, let's go!"

Shen An shook his head and said, "Uncle Jian, your sword isn't fast enough, nor is it ruthless enough. But don't worry, my cat has come up with something better!"

After a sword duel,

Chen Xin looked at Tom Cat, who was holding a long sword, and fell into self-doubt: "I've practiced swordsmanship for decades, how can I be evenly matched with a cat?"

Dugu Bo, who was renowned on the continent for his poison, looked dumbfounded as he saw his carefully researched poison being neutralized by Tom with just a few blades of grass.

Tang San couldn't believe it as he watched all his hidden weapons miss, saying: "How could my Tang Sect's hidden weapon techniques be dodged by a cat?"

Finally, Shen An's gaze turned to Tang Hao: "The strongest Tool Spirit on the continent, the Clear Sky Hammer?"

"May I ask how you plan to deal with Tom's million-ton iron hammer?"

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Qian Renxue: "I declare that Tom Cat will become the sacred beast of our Spirit Hall. From now on, the Spirit Hall's uniforms and badges will be uniformly printed with Tom's image."

Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong: "What a cute little kitty, we want to pet it."

Travel across Douluo Continent and become Huo Yuhao. You can become stronger by writing a diary every day.

Set a small goal, and be steady and low-key before you can overturn the divine world.

But as he kept writing, Huo Yuhao found that each and every one of the female characters seemed to be amiss, making it impossible for him to develop in an obscene way.

Senior sister Zhang Lexuan defected from Shrek Academy and came to the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy to be her teacher.

The Ice Emperor and the Snow Emperor competed to be their second martial soul. The sleeping Silver Dragon King revived early and came to the door with the auspicious beast.

Is there something wrong with them, or is there something wrong with me?

Wang Dong'er: "Dong'er is Dong'er, not Tang Wutong! Tang San, this sword is called Frostmourne, and it was made specially for me by Yu Hao! He said it's ready!"

Snow Emperor: "Yu Hao, compared to the Lolita Ice Emperor, I am obviously more suitable to be your second martial spirit!"

Gu Yuena: "Human, I remember clearly that you said you liked Bai Mao before!"