Get out of my way, old woman! I'm going to blow up Gensokyo today!!!"

Facing the many BBAs in front of him, Shi Bai made his life declaration with extraordinary determination.

I have no regrets about entering the East in this life, and I will definitely blow up Gensokyo in the next life.

A joyful and sophisticated story, completing the history of Gensokyo from scratch, a story about how the Godfather of Gensokyo tried his best to blow up Gensokyo.

To save Yukinoshita Yukino, Koyama Yosuke dedicated himself to creating dreams for her and for himself. "My fiftieth golden wedding anniversary with Yukinoshita Yukino!" "My survival in the apocalypse with Kasumigaoka Utaha!" "I'm Shiina Mashiro's nanny!" Luckily, the system told him that the girls wouldn't remember what he did in their dreams and that it wouldn't affect reality, so Koyama Yosuke believed it. But the system didn't tell him that his experiences with these girls were being recorded and posted online! Now Yukinoshita Yukino, to whom I've been married for fifty years, is blocking the front door. Kasumigaoka Utaha, who shared my life and death in the apocalypse, is blocking the back path. And beside me, a classmate, Shiina Mashiro, insists on proclaiming me her father. And yet, the damn system keeps posting these videos online... What should I do?

"Because glory lies far away!"

On the Magic Eye Collection Train, the Rain Witch smiled with satisfaction as she watched El-Melloi II display the might of the king's army in front of Hephaestion.

"Broken down~"

In the world of Artificial Girl + Rozen Maiden, the fairy tale witch hugged the mercury lamp and hummed briskly with light steps.

"This is a friendly vampire."

In the world of Bloodthirsty Assault, looking at Nangong Nayue with a wary face, Elquet smiled and waved.

"Seven dragons, turn into my fingers!"

In the world of Problem Child, Draco (Beast Nero) rushed towards the high sun with a grin.

...

Since you are here, come in and take a look

Because he was drunk, Xing Shan made a decision that went against his ancestors and had to be a villain in the simulation. "Mei, you don't want the things I did to you to be exposed, do you?" "Kiana, you really want to know who your mother is, right? If you want to know, then just be obedient." "Theresa, you don't want Kiana to be bullied at school, do you?" "Jizi..." "Yulandel..." ——————The evil Xing Shan finally became the captain of the Hyperion, one step closer to his luxurious villa. However, on the day when he was eating hot pot and singing songs while preparing to take office... the girls who were bullied by him in the simulation surrounded him. "Captain, you don't want us to tell what you did to us and lose our jobs, do you?"

"Multiple female protagonists + no system + funny"

"You mean Xiu? Let me tell you, that guy is simply..."

Kevin glanced at someone who was walking towards him and changed the subject:

“He’s literally my best brother.”

………

"Xiu? Why are you asking that? Don't mention that guy in front of me."

Mobius was rubbing the doll in his arms that looked exactly like a certain guy.

"You're so powerful, why don't you just die outside..."

………

Eden: "Xiu is very knowledgeable about various musical instruments and wine as well. It seems like he knows everything."

"It's just... if only you could stay with me a little longer."

………

Ying: "Xiu? Is there anything he wants me to do?"

"Well, okay, I'll listen to him."

………

Bronya: "Captain, you promised to make time to play games with me. Where has he gone again?..."

………

Mei: “The captain is very gentle and reliable, and he’s also an amazing cook.

"Well, I have to work harder, otherwise in the future... Sorry, I was thinking too far ahead."

………

Kiana: "I didn't expect the Captain and that stinky dad were actually friends..."

"I don't care. It's useless even if my stinky dad objects!"

………

Gray Xiu: "Well...Brother Xiu said he was Dad's father, so...I should actually call Brother Xiu Xiu...Grandpa?"

Xiu: "I was just joking, don't believe me..."

"What? You've already told Hen?"

"It's over, someone is going to die..."

………

(Note: This game has some Titanfall elements, but it won’t affect your viewing experience if you don’t understand them at all)

Zhang Yu: “Ah, am I not in the Star Iron Universe? How come it’s the Genshin Impact chat group?”

Pam: “I thought it was a speed bump, Pa.”

Paimon: “Now everyone knows I’m emergency food.”

Funina: “Even gods can judge.”

Black Tower: “Come and test it, please.”

Pam: “I have compatriots too.”

Jizi: “It’s incredible.”

Bai Yuekui: “Thank you.”

(So far, I’ve been to Super Seminary, Slayer, and Soul Cage. The next one for Naruto should be Honkai Impact 3rd.)

(The first few chapters are not good because they are written for the first time, but they cannot be changed drastically. If you can’t continue reading, you can start reading directly from Chapter 15.)

(If you want to go to other worlds, you can write it down, but sometimes there are too many messages to read. I hope you won’t blame me if you missed it.)

Collapse, Genshin, Collapse World, other worlds may be added later. The sea of ​​trees at that time, the abyss was upset about the crooked prince, a certain Herrscher (crossed out), the Valkyrie Academy just joined three Herrschers (juvenile forms), the future Galaxy Stickman of a certain space station is waking up

As we all know, Gensokyo has simple folk customs and many talented people. It is the most healing and peaceful place.

After Lin Yan was sent there, he lived a comfortable life like retired by opening a shop every day with the help of the system.

Until one day, this thing suddenly said a sentence-the paradise plan was launched, and provided a bunch of strange abilities, and he immediately realized the seriousness of the problem.

"I swear by the integrity of Gensokyo that I have never abused my abilities to do anything."

"As for why the black and white thieves frequently crawled out of the store, the maid's stockings were changed very frequently, strange calls came from a library late at night, well-known reporters were imprisoned, and terrifying applause began to spread in the bamboo forest..."

"These have absolutely nothing to do with me, at least no witnesses saw these with their own eyes!"

"No one is more law-abiding than me, don't believe those strange rumors."

......

Hakurei Reimu: The above is the full confession of the prisoner. He just said the content of the crime himself, and he can be executed.

[This book is easy and sand sculpture for daily life, there is no stomach medicine and no abuse, please feel free to eat it]

What is this? Gluttonous Star God? Eat it!

What's that shiny thing? The Amber King's diamond head? Take a peek!

What's this squishy thing? Joyful Star God's game box. Swallow it!

What's this round, shiny thing? Teyvat? Scary!

This gray and white hair is so shabby? Post it!

The incarnation of the lord of endless greed, a certain star god said that life is very nice.

Meanwhile, a certain spirit of fun, wearing a clown mask, is complaining at the center of the universe: Who is the Star God of Fun? Ahaha, how embarrassing!

Yakumo Yukari: "I am the founder of Gensokyo, a wise man respected by countless monsters!"

Scathach: "I am the queen of the Kingdom of Shadows, and I have killed countless gods!"

Aqua: "I am a goddess, a real one!"

...

Finally, everyone looked at Chen Xuan: "Who are you?"

Chen Xuan couldn't help but panic.

I just sneaked in to make up the numbers, do you believe it?