【Yuno Gasai】brand black tea, one sip and I'm unconscious, a lifetime of imprisonment—On my first visit to my girlfriend's house, I was drugged and locked in the basement by my "yandere girlfriend." Every day, she "pampers" me from every angle, chewing my food and feeding me, changing my clothes herself, even controlling my breathing. "If you dare escape… I'll turn you into a blinking collectible, okay?" I finally managed to escape, only to find the outside world even more absurd—and worst of all, they're now gathered at my doorstep, having a friendly physical exchange!! Who can tell me what to do, surrounded by yanderes?!

Su Can, who had just been admitted to university, died unexpectedly and ended up in a place called Mingbei High School.

In this cruel world, he chose the path of a cultivator to strengthen himself, completing one impossible task after another, all for the sake of obtaining that damned university acceptance letter.

[Real-Time Coach + Hachiman + Dreaming of Future Wives] Hachiman Hikigaya dreams of different wives every night. At first, he thought it was just a teenage boy's dream, until he discovered they all came from Advanced Nurturing High School... Airi Hikigaya: Hachiman, you promised to take pictures with me. Suzune Hikigaya: A good morning kiss... I'll consider it. Kikyo Hikigaya: Tell me! Did you secretly go see that bitch Horikita behind my back?! Megumi Hikigaya: Hachiman, it's so good to have met you. Haruka Hikigaya: Hachiman, let's go to Airi's concert together. Honami Hikigaya: Hachiman, I want another child~ Hiyori Hikigaya: Hachiman, reading is enough for this life. Arisu Hikigaya: Oh well, I'll have to let Masumi do it for me. Masumi Hikigaya: Tsk! I'll crush you, you heartless bastard! Komachi XX: Brother, I'm getting married today! Hachiman: Only this one, absolutely not!!!

(Grand Blue + Date A Live + Oregairu + ...)

Looking at the dilapidated Yorozuya before him, Tengu Ginyu fell into deep thought...

"Why are there still weirdos in this world?!" Tengu Ginyu put the Time Driver into the Four-Dimensional Chrysanthemum, plopped down in a chair, and burst into tears.

My name is Qin Sanshu, I'm 17 years old, and I live in the Sakura-sou area of ​​northeastern Chiba. I'm unmarried and once won the Merlin Award, the "Oscar" of the magic world, at the age of seventeen. I attend Sobu High School, but since graduation only requires a two-thirds attendance rate, I'm often absent and late, completely unlike a student. My main profession is detective work, and I often assist Inspector Megure of the Third Violent Crimes Investigation Division of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department in solving cases. Because of my identity as a high school detective, I'm very popular with girls at school, but I remain single. Because—women only slow down my deductions!

Inside the room, watching the two facing off, the short-haired brown girl simply played on her phone. But the temperature in the room seemed to rise higher and higher; a flash of lightning seemed to be seen between their eyes. The blonde girl with pigtails gritted her teeth, while the long-haired girl stomped her feet. Finally, they started arguing. The short-haired girl looked at them, but they seemed to ignore her and continued arguing. She put down her phone. "Stop arguing, give me, Hui, some face." A 0.0000001-second pause. The clenching of fists and the stomping of feet only grew louder. The short-haired girl had no choice but to pick up her phone again.

It's common knowledge that the protagonist is usually described as having a younger sister, a house, and busy parents, but Hoshino Enishi doesn't see it that way. A father he's never met, a selfish and jealous mother, a younger sister who's just starting to care for him, and himself under immense pressure. He doesn't see himself as the protagonist sweating it out in the rosy light of youth; he's just an ordinary passerby in the background. Mediocre—that's how he defines himself. One day, this mediocre boy receives an acceptance letter from an advanced development school. It's a school backed by the government, and he's just an ordinary person, so it's reasonable to accept the offer without resistance, right? As a background character, staying away from the protagonist's main storyline and enjoying his mediocre life is also reasonable, right? As an ordinary person, studying hard, improving himself, and incidentally supporting people he likes is also reasonable, right? "So, can you all stop now? I don't think there's anything to argue about." Sakayanagi Arisu & Ichinose Honami & Karuizawa Megumi & Shiina Hiyori & Ayanokoji Kiyotaka & Kushida Kikyo & **Ai: Damn it!!! Hoshino Yuuki: "..." Did some weirdo get mixed in here? First Year, First Semester:

Question: If you possessed omnipotent superpowers, what would you do? Conquer the world? Do whatever you want? Or perhaps…? Kamikawa Akihiro's answer was that he wanted to be an ordinary person. As someone who truly possesses superpowers, he has always strived to live like an ordinary person. In class, he listens attentively to Kirisu-sensei's lectures like an ordinary student. After class, he patiently explains problems to Nakano-kun like an ordinary classmate. After school, he diligently helps Shinomiya-sensei solve her problems like an ordinary member of the student council. At home, he kindly plays games with Gabriel like an ordinary friend. In this way, he has always been striving to become an ordinary person. However, what makes him somewhat doubtful is whether an ordinary person's life is really the same as his.

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, please stop broadcasting! You'll get killed, you really will get killed!" Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hehehe, Hachiman-kun, another one! What am I supposed to do?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Eh-le-le, ah-le-le-le, even I'm smitten after watching this." Yui Yuigahama: "Hachiman,..." Although it's a video, this isn't good. "Iroha Isshiki: 'Senpai, you have to take responsibility for me!'" Kawasaki Saki: "So I've already given myself away?" Totsuka Saika: "Why haven't I been chosen yet? Am I even a girl? I really want to be with Hachiman!" Hikigaya Komachi: "Eek! I'm not his biological child after all??? Get out of here, you stinky women, let go of my Onii-chan!" Kyoka, Rumi, Hina, Yumiko, Jun: "Even we have him???!!" "You guys are alright, I'm the most outrageous one!!!" Orimoto Kaori (ex-girlfriend): "Get out of here, I finally get to get married, and you're all trying to steal him away, get out of here!" Hiratsuka Shizuka

"First of all, let me clarify, I'm Kanzaki Ren. Although I'm a spoiled rich kid, I really have no intention of building a harem or anything like that. I've maintained perfect, fleeting relationships with all my previous women. As for them—they were an accident, an accident..." "Is that your reason for building a harem?" "They insisted on joining, I figured, adding one is the same as adding two...right?"...