From this day forward, I will stand in the heavens.
[The blind girl was starving. She begged diligently all day, smiling, but found nothing to bring back to her sister.] Please make your choice: 1. Give the other person a large bag of honey bread - 5 copper coins (First charge bonus: give the other person an additional 99 bags of honey bread). 2. Give the other person a sharp sword - 5 silver coins (First charge bonus: replace the ordinary sword with the demon sword Muramasa). 3. Heal the other person's lead-blinded eyes - 5 gold coins (First charge bonus: replace the other person's eyes with Sharingan). Su You: 3! [In the darkness, the swarm of engraved insects surged in like a tide. The girl hugged her knees and cried, sinking into deep despair. Please make your choice: 1. Give the opponent a bottle of anti-insect spray - 5 copper coins (First charge bonus: Give the opponent an additional 99 bottles of anti-insect spray.) 2. Give the opponent a secret technique of insect manipulation - 5 silver coins (First charge bonus: Replace the secret technique of insect manipulation with the pressure of the Zerg Queen.) 3. Give the opponent a toad companion - 5 gold coins (First charge bonus: Replace the ordinary toad companion with the Toad Immortal.) Su You: 3! [Note: Your wallet balance is insufficient.] Su You: Pause, I'm going to make some money first!
[Option 1: Become King] [Option 2: Become the Protagonist of a Light Novel] [Option 3: Become the Blue-Eyes White Dragon] Looking at these three options, a true time traveler wouldn't hesitate at all. Is there even a need to choose? The chance to be human is there in every lifetime... but the chance to become a Blue-Eyes White Dragon might only come once in a lifetime! ...That day, Artoria, following the villagers up the mountain to quarry stone, could never have imagined that the white stone she brought down from the mountain would actually contain a blue-and-white baby dragon. "Awoo—" "Great, so cute." "Can I keep it?" ...PS: Author's sensitive mind warning.
"Naruto Uzumaki!!! Why has everyone hated you since you were a child?"
Why does he always seem to erupt when he's in dire straits?
"Why can't I even walk on water when my chakra control is quite good?"
The Nine-Tailed Buddha threw his head back and laughed loudly: "There's only one answer—"
"So you are me! The one who nearly destroyed Konoha and killed the Fourth Hokage twelve years ago, the Jinchūriki of the strongest Tailed Beast, Kurama! Hahahaha!"
[Movies, Anime, Novels] [Hell Inn, The Worst Boss, Marvel, DC, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, My Little Pony, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, The Matrix, Jackie Chan Adventures...] That's all for now, more will be added later. Feel free to suggest anything you'd like to add. The main character is purely a plot device; don't worry about them. List 1: Chengdu Superman – "What does it mean to have a pink mood fall?" "Is this true? Is this reasonable?" "Rumor! I'm not that kind of person!" List 2: Marvel's Hilarious Moments! Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Captain America – Rumor x4! List 3: What would you like to add? This story focuses on lighthearted humor and will try to avoid being out of character (OOC), as it's difficult to find the right personality for some lesser-known characters. The author maintains an objective attitude towards certain things; subjective opinions will only appear during comedic moments!
Transmigrating to the world of horsegirls and acquiring the system standard for novel protagonists—two wonderful things combined—Ling Yi thought he was on the path to becoming the ultimate trainer. But why did things turn out this way? This system's function was to transform him into a horsegirl and compete in competitions, with the sole purpose of training the host to become the most powerful horsegirl. This couldn't be right. It was impossible to jump on a horse all by yourself! Ling Yi absolutely disagreed. But to avoid starving to death on the streets, penniless, he had no choice but to participate in a debut competition to hunt bounties. He had thought the matter would end there. "…Why did it turn out like this?" Ling Yi, under the alias of Ling Yi, was sweating profusely, as someone tugged at the corner of her clothes, preventing her from moving forward. Turning around, she saw the daughter of the East China Sea Emperor staring at her with a blank stare, emitting a completely morbid aura. [Possession] Ever since her debut competition encounter with Dibao, Ling Yi seemed to have been trapped in some terrifying quagmire, unable to escape. "No more horse racing! No more imperial concubines!!" "You are ordered to conquer the imperial line immediately!" "No! Chinese people must marry Chinese wives! I will always like Aldan Mejiro!" "Fuck you!"
Ye You, a graduate of the Clock Tower Archaeology Department with a rare magical attribute, opened an antique bookstore in Tokyo. His favorite thing to do is to study knowledge in peace and tranquility. Until recently, he received a letter from his old friend, Tōsaka Tokiomi, who brought a little girl home. Then, strange things began to happen one after another. He heard vague whispers in his ears, and ancient images emerged in his mind. When Ye You gazed at the moon, he found that the moon was also gazing at him.
This is an adventure guild that transcends dimensions. People from different worlds post and accept commissions here. However, ever since Suou joined the guild, the normal mission commission board has begun to change. And it has gradually been flooded with messages from some people: Shokuhou Misaki posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Shopping for bags, come quickly. Hayasaka Ai posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. The latest noise-canceling headphones are on the market, let's go buy them together. Tokisaki Kurumi posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Many clones have been a little restless recently, please come over and help me calm them down. Suou Fang: "..." What on earth do you guys think of the sacred adventure guild? Suou Fang wanted to say that. Until he took a look at the rewards for the mission commissions... but they gave too much!
My name is Jonson Joffrey, I'm 14 years old and a student. I live in the Andari community and go to Andari Public High School. I go to school at 8 o'clock every day and leave school at 5 o'clock. I study hard, never smoke, drink, or play games, and I only dabble in them. I go to bed at 10 o'clock in the evening and sleep for 8 hours a day. Before going to bed, I must read some world classics and drink a glass of warm milk. I fall asleep as soon as I get into bed and sleep until dawn, never leaving fatigue and stress to the next day. Everyone says I'm ordinary. Yes, I really just want to be an ordinary high school student. Okay, Mr. Jotaro, don't look at me with such suspicion. I enjoy ordinary high school life. I don't know anything about Stand users, or that I am not half-brothers with Yangko Star, and I don't want to be a perfect villain who destroys the world. [A super serious JOJO fanfiction about the adventures of ordinary people in the JOJO world]
[Comprehensive anime, Japanese light novel, slow-paced, currently involved in the series "Borrowing Girlfriend", "A Silent Voice", "Rascal Head" and so on] He is the childhood sweetheart of the hearing-impaired girl Nishimiya Shoko, and he directly fought back against the school bullying suffered by Shoko; he is a loyal fan of the best-selling light novel author Kasumi Shiko, and the sales of "Love Metronome" have skyrocketed because of him; he is the childhood playmate of the well-known backstage painter Kashiwagi Eri, and he agreed to let her be his exclusive painter;... Itsuka Yuuto traveled to the world of comprehensive anime and obtained a system that calls itself a "love simulator". He thought it was an ordinary text game, but the system threw him directly into the simulation world! "Wait, why do I have to die every time the simulation ends?" "System, didn't you say that the simulation world does not affect reality? Then what's wrong with these people!"