In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...
Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?
The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.
Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.
Asuka the girl: I don't understand?
All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!
......
By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.
Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?
Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?
Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.
(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)
(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)
[The author has completed 28 articles, adding one chapter daily at 6 PM. Drafts are available.] Arthur Rimbaud was born in France in the late 19th century. He loved poetry from a young age, joined the Paris Commune at sixteen, had a romantic relationship at seventeen, and broke up at nineteen, living a free and resolute life. His adventurous life was short-lived, as he accidentally fell into the sea and arrived in the 21st century. Rimbaud quickly accepted his place as a famous poet and wanderer in history, embarking on a new round of global travel. At a comic convention in Japan, due to his physical resemblance to the paper figure, he cosplayed the blond, blue-eyed Verlaine from "Bungo Stray Dogs." He arrived in the Bungo Stray Dog world in a white suit and suddenly developed gravity powers. Could this be a case of traveling back in time and becoming an assassin? To save himself, Rimbaud sought out Lantang, who had lost his memory due to a scheme by his former self, hoping to clear his name and have his wanted warrant lifted. But—I'm not Verlaine? Lantang's partner, is that you? Verlaine, you're my gene donor? My brother? The blond Rimbaud facepalmed. #Because I cosplayed Verlaine, I had to use my ex-boyfriend's name##After traveling through time, I actually have a younger brother! #★Based on three-dimensional historical facts, this is the main story. ★Rimbaud is known as "the unruly wind" and even "half a life of fire, half a life of seawater." While there will be a romance in this story, the ultimate ending is Rimbaud alone, with no real CP. ★Rimbaud thought he had traveled through time as the untamed Verlaine, but in fact, he was the real clone. ★This is a short story, expected to be around 200,000 words.</p>
Reporter: "Mr. Daidouji, many people say your policy platform is too radical. What's your opinion?" Daidouji Sousuke: "The more they oppose me, the more it proves I'm right." Reporter: "And some people say that after you joined the Metropolitan Police Department, the level of crime in Japan suddenly escalated. What's your opinion on this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "This proves that our law enforcement methods are still too lenient and haven't deterred criminals." Reporter: "Then could you explain why your election opponents are often involved in inexplicable murder cases? How do you control all of this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "Sorry, no comment." Watching this finally revealing scoundrel leave, Daidouji Sousuke sternly ordered: "Come on, take Conan to this reporter's house for two days..."
"Host, it's time for you to show off again." Chen Mo paused for a moment, then put down the gleaming Zi-O Driver. "It's time." After saying that, Chen Mo arrived at an empty square, took out his Spark Lens, and shouted loudly: "Tiga!"... Yukino Yukinoshita: "My turn, draw a card!" Kasumigaoka Utaha: "theworld!" Sawamura Eriri: "Henshin!" Shinomiya Kaguya: "This is equivalent exchange!" Kato Megumi: "Walk in the darkness, serve the light, all is vanity, all is permitted!"... Why is the aloof beauty of the academy addicted to playing cards? Why does the famous novelist contort himself in strange poses? Why can't the well-known illustrator live without toys? Why is the rich heiress superstitious about alchemy? Why is an ordinary passerby wearing a cloak? And why are cultivation sects frequently appearing in the vast land of China? Looking at this increasingly strange world, Chen Mo declared that all of this was irrelevant to him.
(GBC + Bondori) Music competition + professional career, not romance. Riben, transported to another world, faces a harsh reality that threatens to crush Momoka Kawahara's musical dreams. Shinichi Mizuki steps forward to help her achieve stardom, paving the way with songs destined to ignite the music scene. However, when he truly reveals his dazzling musical talent, he finds more than just flowers and applause… because the entertainment industry isn't as glamorous as it appears on television; the real trials lie beneath the surface, in the undercurrents.
Shirayuki Satoru simply stood there. The girls: Thank you for giving me meaning in life! Goto Ichiri cried out in alarm! Faced with the group of girls trying to cheat on her, she dared not be angry or speak out, swallowing all her grievances. Fortunately, a savior, also a pink-haired girl, appeared! Chihaya Aine: Ichiri, don't be afraid! As two-faced emperors, we are invincible! Surrounded by the girls, Shirayuki Satoru smiled slightly, waving his hand to instantly subdue them all! Not a single one escaped! As for the whispers of the bystanders… What!? You dare speak to me like that? Don't you know my father is the Superintendent General of Police? (Involves Bondori, Rock Lady, Lonely Rock, GBC, Day School, and Saekano)
As a perfectly healthy high school boy, Sakuta discovers he's been chosen by a puberty syndrome. His symptoms are rather unique; he can enter the light novels he's read and complete special tasks to earn rewards. Is this for real? He immediately reaches into the merit-based classroom. [Confessing to the villainous female supporting character Kikyo Kushida in front of the heroines Karuizawa Megumi and Ichinose will earn him the "Ashore Illustrator" skill.][Grabbing Shiina Hiyori's twin tails from the bushes will earn him the demon sword Murasame.][Taking revenge on Sakayanagi Arisu for stealing your dog, sharing her gaze while watching a pink app for 2 hours will earn you…] "Hey, Futaba, don't look at me like I'm dirty." "This is a mission, not my XP!"
[A random female protagonist + a changing doll + a loser female protagonist + my little sister + ...]
The moment I close my eyes and open them again, a non-existent memory suddenly appears in my mind.
Rebirth or reincarnation?
Kazama Tetsuya doesn't want to think about those things right now. After his parents' divorce, he became self-destructive and had no source of income.
And those works that popped into my memory are completely absent in this world!
Kazama Tetsuya went completely mad, determined to use the works from his memories to make money and support his family, resulting in: "Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend", "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected"...
As a result, just three days after submitting the first volume of the light novel, there was a sudden knock on the door of Tetsuya Kazama's house.
Are editors these days so dedicated? They're actually going door-to-door to sign contracts?
...
I've been transported to a two-dimensional world and gained Yuri's mind control abilities, even the ability to control inanimate objects. You know what to do in this situation, right? That's right, of course, you control the computer to make it create animations, manga, and games on my own! In short, first make an animation of Haruhi Suzumiya, then Dark Souls, Arknights, and so on. Oh right, since I can make animations at will, just making the original works is too ordinary, let's make a combined new work, I've already thought of a title. A sequel to "Undead Valley Guchi Solo Kills Haruhi Suzumiya: The Eternal Flame of the First Flame" could also be made, like "God-Skinned Apostle Valley Guchi Conducts the Human Instrumentality Project"—it would be perfect!
Being transported to Beika Town, a city with a crime rate far exceeding Gotham's, is a rather unfortunate situation. But who says Beika Town is necessarily hell? Here, thirty years equals three months, granting you immortality. Here, the Suzuki Group is an absolute beacon of financial investment. More importantly… criminals here won't recant their confessions unless their lawyer is Eri Kisaki. Criminals here will accept circumstantial evidence unless their lawyer is Eri Kisaki. Criminals here are flamboyant and masters of intrigue, scattering clues everywhere while claiming to commit the perfect crime. Prosecutors here, even if the police arrest the wrong person and lose the trial, will only blame their own incompetence. Police here have substitutes for their jobs, guaranteed marriages, and even fatal injuries are protected by the Grim Reaper, so there's no worry about their downfall. "Putting aside the drawback of being stuck in the timeline and unable to climb the ranks, this is heaven." The Metropolitan Police Department's Investigative Division…