Journeying through the world of immortal cultivation, Lu Ye awakens as a cultivator. He imagined a meteoric rise, unrivaled in power, but who could have imagined he was actually a snake? Seemingly simple immortal cultivation tasks, he finds them incredibly difficult. [Corpse Retriever: Each corpse retrieved boosts your abilities by 3%] [Nightwatchman: Knocking on the night watch at five o'clock each night grants a stream of immortal essence.]... Lu Ye thought he'd never reach the next level. But one day, the forest stream stained red with blood, and corpses drifted down from upstream like fallen leaves!

After sleeping for ten thousand years, the Xian Qin Empire has become a wasteland, and I, the last emperor, am trapped in the core, barely surviving.

On the verge of life and death, I disguised myself as the ultimate NPC and turned the broken Xian Qin world into a virtual game "Guixu", which was opened to the Earth for internal testing.

Then, a group of the most brutal natural disasters in history came.

They are fearless and keen on infrastructure construction. They dare to rush into the demon forbidden area for a piece of novice equipment.

Looking at the players working frantically for me, I sat behind the scenes and slowly typed out a line of announcement:

[The new expansion pack "Expedition to the Sky" is about to be launched! ]

[Darkness + Behind the Scenes + Group Portrait + Cthulhu + No Female Lead + No System]

(Don't read the introduction, just read the text)

When my blood drips onto the paper, the monster file is automatically written-

The depths of the mine are restless, and some ancient creatures are awakened.

There are wails coming from the sewers, and they are creatures from the abyss.

I am a creator who has lost control and is forced to write about the existence of the ancient gods.

(No harem, no saintly protagonist, no system, semi-satisfying, dark story! If you mind these, please do not read. The protagonist is extremely gloomy. Readers should read at their own discretion.)

As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for people.

I used to think the same way: food is a gift from heaven!

Until one day, I tasted everything I could see...

then,

I raised my head and looked up at the sky...

Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...